Hey readers! It's the next chapter, filled with more lulz and Amethyst being a nymphomaniacal moron!

CHAPTER TWO: IDIOTIC BOOGALOO

Amethyst ran down the hallway, her mood-ring eye having turned bright blue in sadness and pouring glittery rainbow tears. As she ran past one of the dorms, she caught the sound of loud music and the even more tantalizing sound of a celebrating adolescent boy.

The poster-covered door, adorned with a piece of cardboard with "Pit's (and Pitoo's) Room" scrawled on it in marker, was slightly ajar. She peered through the opening to see Dark Pit slouching casually against one wall, tossing darts at his roommate's various posters. This would have seemed easy, considering how many there were, but he seemed intent on hitting the eyes of the characters depicted on said posters, which he was doing on a surprisingly consistent basis. Above the raucous notes of his music, he somehow noticed Amethyst's presence, and he whirled around, trying to look more intimidating than awkward.

"ACK! What the hell are you doing in here!" The dark-winged boy was glaring daggers at Amethyst, who was in turn staring wistfully at him.

"It was an accident, I thought it was my room." She shrugged, purposely jiggling her oversized breasts.

"How the hell did you confuse me and Pit's room with Palutena's? Didn't you see the big sign on the door? Didn't you notice the bunk bed? Didn't you notice the mess!? You knew that this wasn't your room. So what are you doing in here?" He noticed that her eye was flickering between fearful orange and lustful pink, but couldn't himself tell what the colours meant.

"What are you doing in here, hm?" She cooed, licking her gloss-coated lips.

Dark Pit sighed, shaking his head. "Playing darts. What's it to you?"

"Wanna have some fun?" She winked, her kaleidoscope-rainbow eye glittering with intrigue.

"What, you wanna be the target or something?" He smirked, weaving one of his darts between his fingers.

"You're hot." Her eye was glowing hot pink.

"Is that a yes?" Dark Pit was about done with her advances.

"I want to be a target for your- OUCH!"

"Heh. Bullseye." A sly grin spread across his face.

"MY BOOB! OW! You're so mean!" Amethyst's eye had turned faintly red with anger.

"I'm the bad guy, dumbass. I get to be mean."

"You've been naughty. You need to be disciplined." She giggled menacingly as her eye flickered deep purple and she produced a heart-shaped riding crop out of who-knows-where. Dark Pit rolled his statically-crimson eyes.

"Oh look, it thinks it's people. Get that weak shit outta my face, willya? I'm not sure if that dart in your tit really got it through to you, but I'm NOT INTERESTED. Get out." He snarled, pointing at the door.

"Oh, I see how it is. You like Pit, don't you~?"

"NO! GET OUT OF MY ROOM, DAMNIT!"
"If you get tired of him, I'm right next door~!" She

sang, winking instead of leaving.

"Seriously, you should have passed out from blood loss by now!" He snarled, clasping his hand around his face.

"I can't be hurt by anything but a broken heart~" She chirped, melodramatically staring at nothing.

"Urggh, fine." He darted across the room, kissed her on the cheek, turned very green, and smacked her across the face. "Nobody here wants to have sex with you. Now never let me see you again. I gotta go throw up now."

"B-but…"

"GET -urk- OUT."

"Fine. But only if you can deal with the fact that you can never have me."

"If I don't want to do a trashcan, I think can live without your dirty poon." Tears began to well up in the girl's day-glo-blue eyes.

"Oh, did I hurt your precious little feelings~? Is something wrong with ickle Mary-Sue? Baww, mean old Dark Pit is a meanie butt~! Tell it to your blog or Tumblr or whatever, you stupid whore."

"I'm not a whore!"

Dark Pit's hand met his forehead with a resounding smack, his increasing frustration very apparent.

"YOU TRIED TO FUCK ME THE SECOND YOU SAW ME. Fine, you're an obnoxious slut, then. Whatever. Just go away."

"F-fine." She ran away crying once again.