Naruto interview 4 (Ino, Choji, and Shikamaru)

Me: Hello and welcome back to Naruto interview! With your host me Linda

Lilka and Hinata: And your co hosts us, Lilka, and Hinata.

Me: Today we will be interviewing Ino, Choji, and Shikamaru.

Crowd:*Chants* INOSHIKACHO, INOSHIKACHO, INOSHIKACHO!

Hinata: First up we will be torment- I mean interviewing Ino.

Crowd: *cheers*

Random Sasuke fangirl: DIE PIG! DIE!

Me: SASUKE! TAKE CARE OF HER!

Sasuke: Yes Ma'am

Random Sasuke fangirl: *gets killed by Sasuke*

Me: Thank you Sasuke.

Sasuke: *licking blood off of weapon* Yep

Crowd: *looks scared*

Me: By the way everyone, Sasuke is now our annoying fan killer; be good.

Crowd: *nods heads*

Me: Okay, Ino, as everyone knows in the show you flirt with Sasuke; but in real life who do you really like?

Ino: That's easy Asuma.

Hinata: why?

Ino: Don't know; I just love his eyes and voice.

Me: Me to but Ino.

Ino: Yes, what?

Me: ASUMA-SAMA IS MINE!!! SASUKE GET HER AND MAKE HER LIKE SHIKAMARU!

Sasuke: Okay *grabs Ino and somehow (don't ask how) makes her fall in love with Shikamaru*

Ino: *faints*

Lilka: Okay… Choji-sama! Your turn

Choji: *eating chips*

Me: Choji, what's your favorite food? In real life?

Choji: Broccoli.

Me: Eww, broccoli's gross. *gags*

Hinata: It's good for you.

Me: *Pulls out broccoli* this is the evil monster of dome! I don't eat veggies. I stick with fruit.

Lilka: *grabs broccoli from me* I've never eaten one *takes a bite* yum ^_^

Me: WHAT!!!

Crowd: *half leaves because of crazy broccoli loving freaks*

Me: *mutters to self* freaks *to everyone* Okay, Shikamaru, your question time.

Choji: *wakes up sleeping Shikamaru* Wake up.

Shikamaru: *wakes up* Troublesome

Me: Yeah, it's troublesome but here's your question; who do you like?

Shikamaru: Choji, Ino, Naruto,…*gets cut off*

Hinata: She means who you have a crush on.

Shikamaru: Oh, Ino

Ino: Shika-chan! *starts making out with Shikamaru*

Crowd: *gets nosebleed*

Lilka: Will, that's it for today's show.

Me and Hinata: *sitting in chairs and eating popcorn that came out of nowhere* Yeah, bye.