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Challenge: Are you Crazy Enough To Do It Challenge

Prompt: 135. (city) Los Angeles, California


Ugh. This Veela thing is getting extremely annoying. And it isn't just because of the legion of women that repeatedly chase after me every time I step outside. Although I have found it is quite useful to find a partner when I'm feeling horny.

But that's exactly the problem, I'm ALWAYS horny. I can barely focus on much else when I go into heat.

Take yesterday's lunch, for instance. I was standing at the front of the queue at McDonald's about to place my order when the Veela in me decided to have some fun. It let loose a burst of my pheromones, affecting nearly every female in the building. Instantly, the already flirty cashier dropped the change I handed to her, reached across the counter and pulled me in for a tight kiss. I'm also sure the woman standing behind me started groping my ass until her boyfriend dragged her away.

And the worst part was that I fucking enjoyed it. I was so aroused by the whole situation that one could squeeze a bucket full of my juices out of my panties.

Curse you… stupid Veela gene.

I was forced to take a vacation from my tutorship to become a transfiguration professor because the multitude of confessions from Hogwarts' female population was getting out of hand. Even Professor McGonagall herself could barely keep herself safe from my charm.

Now I was Los Angeles, searching for my mate. Because I know that is the only way I can control this. Potions can only do so much and are definitely not the long term solution to my problem.

A few weeks ago, Ginny had just returned from a trip to Los Angeles for a Quidditch match. She is the substitute seeker for the Holyhead Harpies and had to play an exhibition game against the home team at Los Angeles.

When she came back, I could smell my mate on her. Don't ask me how I know, it's hard to explain… to say the least.

I've already checked if it was any of the Harpies. Some of them I just gave a sniff, while others I performed a much more… detailed examination.

They all smelled the same. Just traces of her scent, but none of them was the one I was looking for.

So the only logical conclusion was that my mate was in Los Angeles. I quickly packed my bag, grabbed a portkey and made my way here.

The second I was thrown out of that portkey, I knew she was here in this very city. And I had to find her if I wanted my normal life again. But in this rush to get my old life back, I forgot one crucial detail. The closer I got to my mate, the more restless the Veela part of me became. That meant I got ridiculously horny and released A LOT more pheromones.

That brings me to my current predicament. I am in bed with a complete stranger, who is currently stroking my hair lovingly while whispering 'I Love You Hermione' repeatedly in my ear, while I pretend I'm asleep. I don't even know her name, for fuck's sake.

After about an hour or two of caressing, kissing, nibbling, and fucking, she finally decided to take a bath. Of course, she offered to take me with her, but I managed to persuade her to leave me out. I quickly took a pen and a piece of paper, wrote her a long apology, gathered my stuff and bolted from the hotel room. It was only after I apparated home that I realized I forgot my favorite panties at the hotel.

I couldn't bring myself to go back for them.

Fuck, I really need to find my future wife quickly. Where could she be in this humongous city?


I promised you I would update at least the first chapter pretty quickly.

I think every chapter will be quite like this, somewhat of a Crack-Fic with an overkill on Hermione's ability... until she finds her mate. And I have a few ideas on what to do, so please check here quite regularly. I will try and update quickly.

I plan to update most of my other fics as well. Roommate Romance will take some time because I want to do that story right. Of Course I Do will update much faster, since it doesn't take as much time to type out or decide what to do. This one will be pretty fast for the first few days like Of Course I Do, especially because I think every chapter will be about this size ~600-700 words. And I don't know if I should do a sequel for The Lingerie Store and Weirdos and Surprises. I am considering for Weirdos and Surprises, but I'm still not sure for the other one. Let me know what you think.

Also, let me know what you think of this story in a review. I love to hear from you guys.