This song is not exactly FUNNY but I thought it would be cool to put it up I know all of you have seen Shrek - waits for contradiction - but maybe you don't know this song:

"Best Years Of Our Lives" by Baha Men

I present to you:

Best Scent Of My Life


I get such a thrill when I get in your room
My heart may be dead but my nose is on you!
Please tell me baby if you're gonna die
'Cause when your blood runs out, well, I can't survive

Ohhhh...
Makes me wanna bite
Ohhhh...
It's my new delight!
Ohhhh...
My venom fills my fangs
Ohhhh...
Best scent of my life!

When we first met I could hardly believe
That you would survive all this time AND with me
So pray to the heavens that I will not slip
Cuz seeing you dead now it's gonna kill me :(

Ohhhh...
Makes me wanna bite
Ohhhh...
It's my new delight!
Ohhhh...
My venom fills my fangs
Ohhhh...
Best scent of my life!

My world's a better place cause I know you're mine
And Jasper, her blood is not allowed to touch!
Come on and say, "Yeah"
I got a scent here
Yeah..
'Cause through the years
I'll be smelling you all the time!

Ohhhh...
Makes me wanna bite
Ohhhh...
It's my new delight!
Ohhhh...
My venom fills my fangs
Ohhhh...
Best scent of my life!

See, you always consider me
Like a vampire, monster
And treat me
Like a hot human
I says why
I wanna suck all your blood
It's just that now I love you
And I just can't
Cause otherwise I would have!
Aa-aa, aa-aa, aa-aa
Get closer to me
Come on Bellsie!
Let me smell your knee!
'Cause all I wanna do is sniff
Your neck and your body
All night long

Ohhhh...
Makes me wanna bite
Ohhhh...
It's my new delight!
Ohhhh...
My venom fills my fangs
Ohhhh...
BEST SCENT OF MY LIFE!


Wohoo.

NO, I'm NOT forgetting Lost Moments. I'm just - having a hard time with that.