Oh, I forgot to say this the first chapter, but I don't own any pokemon characters.
Ash froze for a second at Gary's loud outburst before doubling over in laughter. Gary scowled at the yellow one's irritating guffaws as he stepped out of the sea water and shook himself off, droplets of water spraying everywhere. "What the hell?" Oak angrily grumbled to himself as he approached Ash who was now rolling around in the sand, tears leaking from his eyes as his annoying voice filled the air. "Was that floating ball of fart was that goddamn blind that he couldn't tell that I am a goddamn male?" Making it over to the Pikachu, the Eevee frowned down at the one who was overly enjoying his embarrassment before stepping harshly on his yellow tail. Gary continued on to the cave entrance like nothing happened.
"Ack!" Ash interrupted his own laughter and sat up, rubbing his tail gently while glaring at Gary's back. "You're such a fucking bastard!"
"Tell me something I don't know." The former brunette called over his shoulder as he went on, leaving paw prints in the sand. Gary glanced behind him to see Ash still nursing his hurt appendage. He rolled his eyes. "Stop being a baby and get your ass over here. We've got two thieves to teach lessons to."
With a huff, Ash picked himself off the ground before trotting over to Gary. "Tch, what if I decided to bite your tail, huh? You wouldn't be callin me a baby anymore."
Oak glanced askance over at his rival as he caught up to him. "If you fucking try, I will shove my foot so far up your ass that you'll be coughing out fur."
Ash, now on two legs, waved the other off as he peered into the seemingly wide cave in which the room was illuminated by the sunlight filtering in from the outside. "Yeah yeah, empty threats..." He took a couple steps inside the opening, observing the new surroundings. "But dude...seriously check this out! I've never seen a cave like this before!"
Beach Cave
B1F
Still standing between the threshold of outside and in, Gary scanned the spacious room and silently agreed with Ash. No cave he had ever went into had pure blue walls. He would've took plenty of pics if he did. The Eevee went forward and as soon as he did, the wall behind him silently closed, not giving him anytime to make a run for it. "Holy Arceus!" Gary vaguely noticed that the room stayed lit up even though the cave's source of light was cut off.
He heard a sheepish chuckle. "Heh, sorry. I let one loose."
Furrowing his brow, Gary returned his attention to Ash. "What in the hell are you-" A very foul odor then smacked him in the face with a brick. "Shit!" Gary covered his nose with a paw. "What the fuck was that!?"
"Pretty sure it was that burrito I ate for dinner. Or those beans."
"Dammit Ash..." Gary lowered his paw, either the smell was dissipating or he was getting used to it. Hopefully it was the first option. "Hold that crap in next time."
The hat-wearing Pikachu whirled around, done with his inspection of the place. "What do you expect me to do? Clench my cheeks? Cuz I'm positive that isn't healt-" Ash gasped and ran over to the used-to-be entrance. "W-What?! We're trapped in here!"
"That's what I was going to tell you until you blew up a nuc in here." Gary deadpanned as he turned away from a panicking Ash and focused on the room they were in. Apparently there were two directions that they could go in to go deeper into the cave. One to the north and one to the east. ...North it was. "Doesn't really matter, because we have to find those losers in here anyway."
Ash sighed. "Even if I don't want to admit it, you're right."
Gary inwardly chuckled. Naturally. He resumed walking on the sand stone toward the split off on the other side of the room. "We can go this way, since it looks like the whole place is a maze of some sort."
"Why that way?" Gary paused and looked back to see Ash eyeing the other way out of the room. "Let's go this way."
Oak shrugged. "If you want to, but I'm going this way."
Ash squinted his brown eyes and saw that the hallway was darkened, almost pitch black like Gary's way. The former researcher watched as Ash squirmed in place for a brief moment before making his way over to the Eevee. "Hehe...We'll just stick together for this, yeah?"
Gary scoffed. "And you called me a pussy."
Ash bristled. "I just figured that two heads are better than one." He paused for a second. "And you still are one."
The insult flew right over the other's head. "You are what you e-"
"Dick."
Gary snapped his mouth closed and sent a cheeky Ash a death glare before trudging on into the break off with a snickering Pikachu at his heels. When they entered, a mysterious light switched from the room they were just in to the duo, lighting up their immediate surroundings.
They both glanced around confusedly. Ash scratched his cheek. "Sooo...does light just follow us wherever we are?"
"Seems like it..." Gary replied slowly, soaking up the weirdness of this cave and a small part of his mind demanded that they hurry it up and get the fuck out of here. "Don't pay it any mind. I guess it's for our...convenience...?"
"Let's just go with that."
"Alright." The pair then traversed the narrow passageway silently, not paying attention to how a light tracking their every movements was even remotely possible. It wasn't long until they came to another wider room and light filled it to the brim. "Oh look, another one." Gary commented.
"...And metal stairs leading downwards?" Ash stepped past the Eevee and looked down at the hole in the floor that seemed to lead down to another one.
Gary, standing beside him, shook his head slightly. "This whole cave is filled with 'what the fucks'. I think we go down there to progress."
Ash turned his body partially to where they came from. "What about that other hallway?" He then pointed to one in the same room that they were in. "And that one? Where do they lead to?"
"Who gives a shit. They are probably dead ends anyway. Let's just go..." Gary's words trailed off when he noticed movement in his peripherals. He turned his head to the left to see a Corsola approaching them.
Ash curiously followed his gaze until he brightened up. "Oh wow! It's a Corsola! So I guess we're not the only one's in here." The Pikachu stepped around Gary to get closer to the stranger. He smiled widely while Gary stared at the newcomer warily, not feeling good about the situation. Maybe it was the apparent motherfucking scowl the other had on their face raising the warning signs.
"Ash, I don't-"
"Hey!" Ash waved a stubby arm at the Corsola. "I just wanted to ask a question. Do these stairs lead to the way out?"
The Corsola, instead of answering, got ready to lunge at the Pikachu. Gary, sensing that this would happen, sprinted around Ash and tackled it, knocking the pink pokémon out.
Ash gasped. "Gary! What the fuck was that for?"
"I'm positive that it was about to kill you, idiot."
"Kill me? No pokémon would do that!"
"That one just did. Not every pokémon is as innocent like you think they are." Gary blinked. "You know, every single pokémon we met here were hostile. Does that prove my point?"
"No, I just think you're being an asshole."
Gary had to prevent from strangling him. "Just come on." He began to descend the stairs. "If it makes you fucking happy, I'll try to talk to the next one we meet before erasing them from existence."
Ash rolled his eyes, but smiled anyway. "Great! You'll see that everyone here isn't hostile!"
B2F
After exploring the second floor for about five minutes, the duo ran into a Shellder that was radiating a 'I-will-kill-you-now' aura in a hallway. Gary gave the pokémon a leveled look before glancing back at Ash who was nodding enthusiastically. Oak sighed and turned back around. "Hey look..." He narrowed his eyes, scanning the Shellder on front of him. "...guy or girl because I can't tell...Can you point us to the stairs?"
As an answer, the water pokémon aimed a weak tackle to Gary's chest, causing him to wince. The Eevee scowled. "There you go, Ashy-boy. I'm taking this fucker out now."
"But-"
"Or do you want to do it?"
Ash laughed sheepishly. "You go ahead."
With those words, Gary tackled the Shellder and said pokémon fell unconscious on the ground. Oak sneered at it before stepping over the still body. He heard Ash mutter a quiet 'sorry' as he did so as well. Jeez, Ash is gonna have to grow some balls if the whole world is freaking out to get us.
At the end of that hallway was an open room containing the stairs. As Gary went for the out-of-place metal leading downwards, Ash scurried over to an Oran berry that the Eevee had overlooked. The Pikachu picked it up. "Hm...I wonder what this is doing here..."
Hearing Ash muttering to himself, Gary paused midstep and glanced his way. He focused on the berry in Ash's hands before deeming it worthless. Oran berries were practically useless. 10 HP was nearly nothing. "I don't even know why you're bringing that. How in the hell is it going to be any use to us?"
Ash frowned. "Oh, I don't know, bastard. It might become fucking useful since we're kinda stuck in a totally different world where we're pokémon and a simple Oran berry could act as a revive or some shit like that." He looked down at the berry. "But I see where you're coming from...these are pretty useless in our world..."
Gary rolled his eyes. "Fine take it. But don't come crying to me if you don't feel like holding it anymore." He was about to continue, but then a weird button-looking thing with a green arrow pointing up caught his attention. Cautiously - you never know what could happen - Gary trotted over to the slightly risen plate. He stared at it for a second before lifting his paw up.
"Wait!" Ash's rushed steps approached him. "You're just gonna step on that?! It could be a trap! Have you not watched any movies? If you haven't, your life is really pathetic."
"I've watched movies before!" Gary snapped. "I'm just wondering what it does. The stairs are just over there, so we can make a run for it if we need to."
Ash scoffed. "You gotta be fucking kidding me. Alright, if you want to risk your life, be my guest." The capped Pikachu retreated to the stairs. "But I would like to keep mine, thank you very much."
"Whatever." Gary touched the panel and waited. Nothing. "Well...that was anti-climatic." He then made his way over to Ash with a smirk. "So, you acted like a wuss for no reason."
"I had plenty good reason!"
"And that would be?"
"Someone has to laugh at your funeral."
Gary blinked before making his way down the stairs. "Your mom must've liked dropping you on your head when you were a baby."
B3F
All Gary had to do was punt the Shellos they ran into against a wall and the pokémon was out for the count.
"You know...I think you're enjoying this way too much."
Oak shrugged. "Meh. Tell them to stop trying to kill me and I'll stop. Maybe."
"But we can't talk to them!"
"My point exactly."
Ash face-palmed, but followed Gary anyway as they stepped out of a passageway and into the stair room. The Eevee then immediately focused on a lone seed laying on the ground in the middle of the room. Wanting to check it out, he went over to it, wondering if it acted like berries. "Ash."
"Yeah?"
"Eat this."
"Now why in the hell would I eat something off the ground?"
"But...you are planning on keeping the Oran berry."
"Touché."
Ash grabbed the seed and stared at it before taking a nibble. Gary watched as his partner suddenly started to sway. Ash dropped the seed and placed a hand on his head. "Wow...I suddenly feel like I haven't slept for fourty-eight hours..."
A sleep seed? That could be useful later...when I don't have to hold it. Gary thought as he watched as Ash started to fall into the unwanted hold of sleep. "Oh no you don't." Oak went around and bit the yellow rodent's tail.
"Ahh!" Ash, snapping out of his trance, glared daggers at Gary. "Dammit! What has my tail ever done to you?!"
Gary inwardly grinned. "Nothing. It's just the person attached to it who has pissed me off so many times." He walked away from the Pikachu. "Let's go, ya big crybaby."
"Ugh. I hate you so much."
"You're just repeating yourself now."
Beach Cave Pit up next! Stay tuned and don't forget to review!
