Mike was teaching the little Taxi Boy about girls. "Girls are a gift to men. They are the sexiest things, guys are sexy to but you get the point." Mike said. The Taxi Boy stared at him. "See watch." Mike walked to some girl that was turned around he then slapped her butt. He then quickly ran over to the boy and the girl turned around.
"It's your turn little man." Mike looked at the little boy. "Okay!" He smiles. "Go slap her butt." He pointed to a girl that looked about 13 years old. The little boy went over to her. He than slapped her butt, the girl turned around and slapped him real hard in the face. The little boy ran over to Mike. "She's mean!" He cried. "Let's move on to lesson 2." Mike said and walked off, and the little boy followed him.
Jamie was looking around, till she saw Calypso. "Ah, Jamie, would you like to my contest that I am redoing? This time it's going to be fun." He said. "I am trying to find…" Before she could say anymore Calypso interrupt her. "Good, see you there." He said and left. "But I never said I wanted to!" Jamie now was in deep trouble. She ran off as fast as she can. She stopped running and remembers something. "Why on earth am I running? I should got my car!" She now was mad at herself.
Jamie felt something touched her butt. "EHHHHH?!" She turned around and to see the little Taxi boy. "Tell me that you did not touch my butt." He smiled at her, "Okay I did not." She glared at him. "YES YOU DID!" He than started crying. Jamie went to her house with the little boy and Mike, she wanted to give Mike a whipping for taking the little boy, not only that but teaching him gross stuff.
Just then when they got there, they heard a noise. "Oh no! Calypso is already starting?!" Jamie got in the car and made the other two go with her. "So you're not in the contest this time with your brother, you are with us." Mike laughs. "That's because you guys where with me and I don't want the little one get hurt." Jamie started the car and began driving.
"Why does Calypso always plays music when we fight?" The little Taxi Boy asked. "I don't know, but he really is a pain!" Jamie was mad. The little boy and Mike started bouncing on the seats. "You two sit normal!" Jamie shouted. They kept hopping and they were laughing. "Hey sexy can I hump the seat?" Mike asked. "My name's Jamie not sexy!" Mike laughs. "I know, now am I?" He asked. "NO!" She shouted.
Cars where shooting each other's. "Hey sexy play this cd." Mike handed Jamie a cd. She putted on, not know what it was. "WHAT THE FREAK IS THIS?!" Jamie shouted, the cd was a hard rock music cd. "The way I like it, baby." Mike said. "Look dude, I am not your baby. I never was." Mike laughs. "I know that, baby." Jamie was mad that Mike would not even listing to her but she tried not to listing him.
"Hey Jamie, I've been a dirty whore, now please, please, please, have sex with me!" Mike laughs in the back seat. "No, you're sick." Jamie was trying to think about the contest more than him talking dirty. "Jamie what's this, Mike gave it to me?" The little Taxi Boy showed Jamie a dirty magazine. "Throw it out the window!" Jamie shouted. He threw it out the window and the book fell into Sweet tooth's car. "Oooh who's this?" Sweet Tooth started looking at it. "HEY BABE, THAT WAS MY FAVORITE BOOK!" Mike complained. "Well never give it to little 8 years old or I will make him throw it out the window again." Jamie said. Mike sagged down. "Bitch….."
"PUT YOUR SEAT BELTS ON!" Jamie shouted. Mike started humping the back seat. The Taxi Boy started doing what Mike was doing. "YOU TWO PLEASE BE NORMAL AND SIT NORMAL OR I WILL THROW YOU OUT!" Jamie shouted.
Jamie stopped her car right when she saw Agent Shepard's car right in front of her. Jamie could not shoot, she liked him. He got out of his car and went into hers. "I'm with you now." Jamie started blushing at him. Umm…..Mike, would you like to drive?" Jamie asked him. YES!" They all swapped places. The Taxi Boy and Mike was in the front, Mike was driving. Agent Shepard and Jamie was in the back seat.
"Hey look at that, Babe's got a man and is freaking him in the back!" Mike joked. "SHUT UP AND DRIVE!" Jamie shouted. "Hey big brother Mike what's that?" Mike stared at him. "What is what?" Mike stared what the little boy was pointing at, it was Sweet Tooth with his pants down shaking his butt out his car window.
"I think that's your brother…" Mike stared strangely at Sweet Tooth then started shooting his butt. Just then Scott's came in front. "I should not be seeing Mike in the Outlaw car." Scott said. Mike got out of the car and Scott got out of his car and they started fighting. "YOU'RE DUMB, YOU DUMBASS!" Mike shouted. "HOW CAN I BE DUMB?! AT LEAST I WAS NOT THE ONE DRINKING BEER, OR THE ONE THAT DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL!" Scott shouted.
Jamie stopped what she was doing and fixed her clothes, and came out of the car. "What are you two doing?" She asked. Just then Mr. Grimm shot over to where Scott and Mike was at. He shot Mike in his arm. Then Mr. Grimm drove off. Mike's arm was bleeding. Jamie made Mike and Scott get in her car and she was driving again, with Agent Shepard by her in the front and the rest in the back.
"Hey Mike you like that you got shot by Mr. Grimm for being stupid?" Scott asked. "Shut up!" Mike said and was holding his arm. "Big brother Mike are you going to die?" The little Taxi Boy asked. "No, not if someone helps me!" Mike glared. "No fighting we have to win and not fight like retards." Jamie said.
"Wait a minute you're stupid Scott, that's why you died. You're a ghost now." Mike laughed. "If you won't shut up I will shoot you." Scott glared. "I said stop!" Jamie shouted. "I don't think there listing to you." Agent Shepard said. "No, they never do. I still don't know why we all are gonna win the contest together. Scary….." Jamie said.
Jamie started to think about Agent Shepard, even though he was right by her. She was blushing, and kept thinking of him. "Jamie keep your eyes on the road!" Agent Shepard told her. She did and notice she was about to crash into a wall. She stopped her car in time and she turned around. She saw Twister, which was Miranda. Miranda smiled at her from her car. Jamie quickly drove off.
