Making Fun of Our Exes: We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together

We are never, ever, ever, getting back together

-Taylor Swift

"We'll be pairing up with Red Fountain for the baby project," Bloom's Home Economic's teacher said. The baby project? Seriously. Two kids took after one doll but this was magic home economics. "This baby is a magic one - so it's basically real," the teacher said. "It'll feel emotions and due to it's emotional attachment and feelings it'll give you its own grade." Bloom cheered along with the rest of the class. Magic was so cool when it came to something like that.

Stella nudged Bloom from on her left and Flora from on her right. "This is the perfect thing to help you get over Sky," both Flora and Stella said together, and then laughed. "That's the thing, I'm over Sky. I really don't care. I just want to enjoy being single," Bloom told her friends. Stella and Bloom shared an eye roll. Tecna really didn't understand that stuff and neither did Layla. It's not as if Layla and Tecna were even in Home Economics - they took art instead. Musa took Home Economics but lately Bloom, Tecna, Flora, Layla and Stella had been ignoring the girl. Lately she'd been acting more like a Cloud Tower witch than an Alfea fairy.

Stella and Flora didn't understand. They leaned on boys a lot. They had, had Flora and Helia since the age of fourteen. They were sixteen now, they had to be self reliant. If you told Stella or Flora the words; independence, feminism, asexuality or anything of the sort they would've laughed. Not that Bloom was asexual, she liked boy but she just didn't need one right now.

"Stella with Jared."

Stella groaned. That was the guy who had a stalker-like crush on Musa.

Flora laughed at Stella's bad luck.

"Bishop with Flora."

Flora frowned. He was violent and his hair style screamed bad boy. He was definitely not a plant lover. Her probably wasn't a lover at all. Uh. Why? Flora's eyes dashed across the room, hoping to find Bishop but he wasn't there. Great, he didn't even show up for class.

Stella laughed heartily. That's what Flora got for being mean.

"Bloom with Riven." My ships are sailin'. Stella grinned. Yes! She couldn't have planned it better herself. Bloom, seeing Stella's smile, glared at Stella. Bloom's eyes searched the room for Riven and he was looking for her too. Their gazes connected.

"Sky with Musa." The irony. Bloom couldn't help but think. "They would make the perfect couple," Flora cooed

Sky stared at Bloom and Musa stared at Riven.

Both Bloom and Riven knew something though, they were never getting back together with either of those two idiots.

A ball of crumpled up paper hit bloom in the head. Bloom picked up the paper and smoothed it out.

Hey Bloom! Wanna change partners?

;)

- MUSA

Bloom smiled at Musa, sarcastically and sent her back a message.

Musa glared as she read Bloom's responding words.

HELL NO.

:|

-BLOOM

AUTHOR'S NOTE

Now things are gonna get REAL! LOL - F-U-N.
Review - and tell me what you think.

What do you think is gonna happen? Now this story is going to get fun.

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