I'm back again. Somehow, I didn't realize that this story was doomed from the start. Well, I should have expected it after choosing this subject. :)

But seriously, I'm just posting this story because I've already written it out and everything. My next story will probably concern little Avengers, or maybe Minecrafters? Maybe some rebirth Hamilton. I've just been roaming around on fanfic for a while, don't judge me.

I am widely aware that the best part of this story is the grammar (maybe the spelling) but don't judge, there's going to be too many characters for me to really develop all of them. When I say "too many", think "60+". Haha I need to write a better story.

Any questions, just review/PM and I will respond, I promise.

It's not like I'm going to be getting a load of them or anything.

Anyway, I don't own the characters you recognize, the items you recognize, the places you recognize... I really only own OCs, the AU in general, and the character's personalities.


Although flying was Han's favorite thing (as in flying in a vehicle, not soaring around like Superman), Emmett was basically ruining it. He was talking too much and running around and distracting Han and Luke. His questions were really weird, too. Han was tired of answering them. "Emmett, no, I am not dead because I am answering this question and because it wasn't George Lucas who directed The Force Awakens. Nothing that happened in that movie is true. No, that wasn't really me in the Lego Movie, it was some weird actor. I would never let Chewbacca drip meat juice in the Falcon. No, this is not the Falcon, because I needed a smaller ship. This one is called the Kestrel. No, I don't eat a lot of cheese."

By the time a planet came into view, Han was more than ready to land if it meant that Emmett would stop asking questions. "Honestly, I don't care what planet this is, Luke, as long as we can land on it."

Luke checked the navigation computer. "We're at Naboo. I think this is where DAD and Jack relocated after the craziness of yesterday. I feel bad for them. They had a pretty good record; they stayed in the last place for a whole week. Anyway, we'll be safe here; and Emmett could stay with them until Box gets here."

"Why?" asked Emmett. "First, Dad pushed me off and made me stay with the Sultan, without telling me the truth. Before that, Wyldstyle went to college without me. Now, you're letting me off without my opinion. I have no idea who these people even are! Dad told me to stay with you. Why can't I be in the Rebellion?"

Han sighed. "No Rebellion. Yes Empire. Okay? The Emperor came back, but not the Rebels. One of the leaders of the Rebellion got cold feet and left, and the rest of the group fell apart after that. We have no idea where Leia is, or where any of our other friends are, except for these two. You need to be safe, and Box knows these people really well. No need for worry."

Emmett was confused. "The answer is right in front of your faces! Make a new Rebellion. Get new people to join, like your friends. You can find Leia and the rest of your friends and you'll be fine!"

Han sighed. "So many people are pacifists or Imp these days, it'll be hard. You can try, but I just want a good night's sleep. Don't talk about Rebellion stuff with these guys; they are peaceful enough, but the Imps still find them every time. Don't demoralize them even more by talking about a Rebellion that'll die soon anyway." He shook his head as the landing gear deployed. Crazy little kid. I could never see him as the center of a rebellion. He's too naive to ever focus on something that big. He shook off the thoughts as the ramp descended. It was time to have a restful evening before heading out in the morning. Hopefully, they could head out with only two people on the ship.

They approached a little shack nestled between two huge trees. The quiet forest enclosed the ships almost entirely, and the moss cushioned any sound that the three made walking up. It was a very secretive place.

Emmett whispered to Han, "This forest would make a great base!"

Han shook his head. The kid couldn't make a whole rebellion! No one living had any idea whatsoever of how to start a Rebellion. Even the first one was made because of lucky rumors. Someone would gossip, "There's some rebels hiding in blah blah blah," and someone would fly out there and join. They couldn't do that anymore; the Empire would find out where they were this time. That would be the end of the Rebellion. Only a few people would hear the rumors and actually fly out and join. It was impossible.

Luke did a secret knock on the little white door. Despite the size of the home, it was meticulously kept neat and tidy. It was a welcome site in the huge, looming forest.

Soon, the door opened, and a clone peeked out. "Hey, Luke, Han. What's up? You were supposed to come an hour or two ago and-" He noticed Emmett. "Okay, whatever. Come in."

They came inside with the clone, who introduced himself as Jack, and walked through a little hallway to the living room. There, a little stove crackled cheerfully, illuminating two chairs and a stand, where an old battle droid was resting. Han noticed that Emmett gazed fearfully at the robot, at least until Jack flicked a switch at the back of the droid's head. The droid stood up and looked at Emmett.

"Hello, young friend! My name is Definitely Awesome Droid, or DAD for short. Do not worry, I am a friend of Han Solo and Luke Skywalker. Jack and I have lived together ever since the Empire first started. He rebelled against Order 66, and reprogrammed me so I could help him hide from the Empire. We have been moving around recently, but we should be safe tonight. Come, sit down and eat!"

For a few hours, Jack and DAD told funny stories about the Empire. "Bucketheads can't see anything. They can't even find their way out of a bucket. That's why they wear helmets. They can't get them off." Han laughed politely, but he finally got to the point of their meeting. "Um, guys, could Emmett stay with you until Box gets back? Luke and I are heading out, and it's too dangerous -"

Emmett interrupted Han immediately. "No! I'm not a little kid! I'm old enough to stay with you two. I am perfectly willing to take any risks here. I don't need a babysitter!"

"Dude," muttered Luke, "we just had to freaking rescue you from your babysitter. We did that because you need a better babysitter, not because you're responsible enough to look after yourself. You are staying with Jack and DAD even if they have to come along themselves."

Emmett blinked. "Jack, DAD, come along then! We can make a new Rebellion!"

"That is not what I meant, Emmett!" shouted Luke. "Han, stop glaring at me! It isn't my fault! I don't give Emmett these ideas!"

Jack was bewildered. "Can we just skip back to the 'baby-sitting' part?"

After a round of arguing, the four people (and one droid) stood in opposite corners of the room. Han shouted, "Emmett, you are crazy! Jack and DAD can watch you here, and when your dad gets back, he can decide whether you can come or not. It makes perfect sense! We can let your dad decide, because honestly, he probably doesn't really trust us to be good babysitters!"

Luke shouted, "He can come with us, Han! We can stay in the Outer Rim until Box gets back. Box is brave anyway; he'll let Emmett come with us! We don't need to risk Jack and DAD. It isn't hard!"

DAD stood in a third corner. "I am sorry, but there is not enough room in this house. However, I agree that Emmett should not go alone with you two crazy people. You need babysitters yourselves. However, we cannot go with you, because we need our stuff. I would honestly like to just stand here arguing, so we don't need to decide on anything." Everyone ignored this.

Jack stood in yet another corner. "DAD, I want to go out and see the world! Who cares about all our stuff—the stuff we actually need could easily fit in a tiny ship! Stop being paranoid! We can go with them, and we'll be fine!"

Emmett stood in another corner. (The house was rather lopsided.) "Guys, cut it out! I can solve all the problems with one solution. I make a new ship for me, Jack, and DAD, and then they can bring all their stuff. I won't be left alone with Han and Luke, I'll be with Jack and DAD, but I can still come along!"

Han coughed. "You do know that this plan of yours involves making a space-worthy ship out of like nothing, right?"

Emmett shrugged. "There's a junkyard nearby that I saw earlier. I can use some of those parts for the hull. I can use wood for parts of the floor and furniture. I'll just need fuel, and I saw some cans of those somewhere. Just give me anything else you want me to use, and I'll use it!"

DAD immediately presented Emmett with his stove, his dictionary, his seeds, his chairs, Jack's bed, and basically everything in the house. Jack gave up some hooks, screws, and beams, while Luke handed over some energy crystals and solar panels. Han produced a long piece of string. Emmett glared at him.

Once Emmett had left with his little pieces of junk, Han sat down and continued talking with their hosts. Inside, he was pondering what had gotten into Emmett. The kid couldn't make a ship! He had made his ship himself, and it had taken him forever, despite him being a Jedi. Emmett was a young, inexperienced kid with crazy dreams. Han was smart enough to realize that Emmett was trying to start a sort of group. A band that would travel around, adding people who were likely to be Empire-haters. Did Emmett think that he would really fall for this idea? Emmett just had to let those dreams of glory wait for a while. Just as Han finished thinking these reassuring thoughts, Emmett came in. "Okay, I'm done!" He stuck out his tongue at Han as Jack and DAD went out to view the ship. Han sighed and walked out. No one could build a half-decent ship that fast.

He was really, really surprised. Emmett had made an amazing ship in those five minutes! The hull was double re-enforced, there were little lasers on the sides of the ship, and there was a huge satellite dish. The inside boasted a hardwood floor, awesome furniture (bolted to the ground so it wouldn't slide around), a comfy bed expanded from Jack's bed, charging ports, and a nook behind the stove for DAD. The ceiling was held up by a few substantial beams, and there were several windows looking out the wall that the bed was against. One corner of the ship had a mini garden. Even Han's string had been used. Over the bookcase, the string was being used as a weapon rack, with two laser swords, an electric spear, and a rocket blaster. One you can use as a rocket and a blaster. Duh. Jack, DAD, and Luke were speechless.

Han was almost speechless. After being amazed, he started to doubt that Emmett had actually made this ship from scratch. Had he used an existing ship? "Um, you do know that this is like impossible to do in five minutes, right? You couldn't even lift up an ax in that time, let alone cut down a tree. Your arms are too puny. Was there a ship that you used as a base?"

"Han, please!" sighed Emmett. "First of all, how can Luke and Leia even live with you? You're way too annoying sometimes."

Luke smirked. "He's better with the ladies."

"Second of all," continued Emmett, "didn't I already tell you that The Lego Movie is live-action movie? With almost no CGI? This ship was made from scratch, by the ultimate Master Builder."

"Wha—Oh. Fine. Get in your ship and hurry up. We need to leave. Someone just posted on the ReBlog that the Empire is conducting a search really soon." As Han stated this, engines started to be heard from the sky. Imperial Star Destroyers! Han and Luke jumped in the Kestrel. "Hurry up, Emmett!"

"One problem," worried Emmett. "I sort of don't know how to pilot the ship."

"Oh, is that all? To think that you could ever be the leader of the Rebellion. Don't think that I didn't saw through your 'plan'." Han proceeded to bang his head on the wall in exasperation.

DAD went crazy. "Han, are you okay? If you do that 999,999,999 more times, you will become deaf!"

Han started banging his head on the wall some more.


Han does like these people/robots, but that doesn't mean they can't drive him crazy.

Please tell me what you think; should I keep going or just move on to another story?

Haha, I'm going to finish this story since I have it all written out, not that anyone cares.

If anyone cares, let me know. It would be nice if I actually get support.

Next chapter tomorrow!