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Que: pelts Vee with waffles
On with the story!
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Chapter Two
After what seemed like hours of falling, they finally found solid ground…with their butts…ow. The first thing Lillith said was, "Aww man, we didn't even get the camera!"
Ryo glared at her and pushed her off. "We just fell down a hole that's who knows how deep with probably no way of getting out, and you're worried about the camera?!"
"Uh…yes?"
Cue anime fallover.
"Ryo?"
Ryo sighed and said, "Ah well, I suppose we'll just have to start yelling and hope our voices can carry that far-"
"SOMEONE PLEASE LET US OUT!!! Now wait!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Nope, they can't hear us."
Ryo shook her head. "Maybe you should let me try."
She grabbed her lower lip and sucked in, making a loud piercing whistle. The exact whistle that made Lilith want to lock her in a safe on the ocean floor across the world and pelt her with rubber bands until she swears she'll stop.
"CRAP! Must you make that god-awful racket?!"
"Do you want to be found?"
"Uh, no, not if that is the cost!"
Ryo was about to reply, when suddenly they heard a voice from above. "Is there someone down there?"
Looking up, they saw a big mass of red hair attached to a person! "Uh, hmm – YES!" screamed Lilith.
"Now is not the time for sarcasm!" said Ryo smacking Lilith, then she looked up. "Could you please help us? We're kind of trapped down here!"
"Of course! Just one moment." Said the big red mass, and disappeared from view.
After about 15 seconds…
"…TAKE YOUR OWN SWEET TIME! IT'S NOT AS IF ANYBODY IS TRAPPED OR ANYTHING!"
…Lilith was rather impatient.
It was then that the big red mass reappeared and threw down one end of a rope. "Grab on!" it said.
"…No, really." Said Lilith.
Rolling her eyes at Lilith, Ryo grabbed the rope and began the treacherous climb, with Lilith on her tail. Once they reached the top, the big red mass helped them out of the hole. "Are you two alright?" it asked.
It was then that Lilith realized that the helpful red mass was actually a person with long, luscious red hair, and emerald green eyes. "Wow, you're pretty!" she said, and she turned to Ryo. "Isn't she pretty Ryo?"
There was a pregnant pause, then the person blushed and said, "Um, actually, I am of the male persuasion."
Lilith blinked, then she blushed deeply and mumbled almost incoherently, "You seem very in-touch with your feminine side."
Ryo doubled over in laughter. Lilith glared at her. "OH COME ON, LIKE YOU'RE NOT THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING!"
"Yeah, but I wouldn't have said it out loud!"
"That's why you're the smart one!"
The red haired stranger began to protest. "Ladies, it's alright, it happens all the time!"
Ryo perked up at this. "Really? And you still haven't changed how you look? What are you, some kind of man-whore?"
"Oh you'll say that out loud!" said Lilith, shaking her head. Then she held her hand out to the stranger. "Hi, I'm Lilith."
The stranger gave her a weird look, then tentatively shook her hand. "I'm…Kurama."
Lilith smiled. "That's a pretty name!"
Ryo shook her head. "And I'm Ryo, the smart one, as she put so eloquently." Then she frowned. "Say, you look familiar. Did you say your name was Kurama?"
"…yes…"
Ryo's eyes got really big. "Could you wait here one second? I'd like to talk to my friend for a moment."
Kurama raised an eyebrow. "Of course."
"Alright, don't go away. Stay right where you are. Seriously, don't move."
She then practically dragged Lilith to the other side of the holes opening and whispered furiously, "Do you have any idea who that is???"
"I don't caaaaaare!" said Lilith, with a lovesick puppy look on her face.
"That's Kurama from Yu Yu Hakusho! Do you know what that means?!"
Lilith gave her a blank look. "…I don't, actually."
"Either he is a very dedicated cosplayer, or we are in a world that isn't supposed to exist!"
"…Is that a problem? He's hot!
"Hello, of course it's a problem!!! We have no idea how we got here, let alone how we're going to get back! Our families and friends are going to miss us!"
"Oh that…let's rewind – HE'S HOT! Are we clear?"
"No! Bad girl! You can't fall in love with a fictional character!"
"I'm not going to fall in love with him, just like him…a lot…and hold his hand…and hug him…and kiss him…and-"
"That's close enough! Besides, didn't you accuse him of being a girl just now?"
"Well, yeah…and your point is?"
"Oh, so you're into girly men now?"
"Just one! And can we go back now?" She looked at Kurama. "He looks lonely."
Ryo sighed and rubbed her temples. "Well, since we have no way of getting back, as far as we know, I suppose we have no choice but to ask him for help. Just try to keep the lovesick looks to a minimum.'
"Yay!"
They returned to a concerned-looking Kurama. "Are you two sure you're alright? Is there anything I can help you with?"
"Yes! You can – OW!" Lilith's excited response was cut off by Ryo's foot tactfully placed on her toes.
"Yes, you can. See, we're really far from home…really, really far…and we have no way to get back."
Kurama smiled. "I would be glad to help. Where do you live?"
Billings, Montana." Said Lilith, before Ryo could stop her.
Kurama raised an eyebrow. "Isn't that in America?" he asked.
Ryo put her head in her hand. Great Lilith, now we have to tell him the truth!"
Kurama looked hurt. "I would have hoped that you would have told me the truth the first time, but now that you've deemed it necessary, I'd like to hear it."
And so Ryo came clean. Lilith filled in here and there while she stared at Kurama. A lot.
Que: Yay, another chapter done! And this one's longer than the first one! Aren't you proud of us?
Vee: You shouldn't be, it wasn't that hard.
Que: Vee, I have two words for you: Monster deprivation.
Vee: 0.0 I'll be good!
Que: That's a good girl. Remember peoples, no reviews, no new chapters! Peace out Home-dawgs!
Vee: …what?
