Bella POV

I was dreaming of beautiful things. You really don't want to know what the beautiful things were. If Edward was here he would've screamed "I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!"When all of a sudden, I woke up to a crash. I sat up abruptly to find myself facing Edward, looking frantically around the room. He looked alarmed.

"Bella, we need to get you out of here!" Edward whispered.

"But why? What's wrong Edward?" I had never seen Edward looking so frightened except when…I gasped. "Edward…is Alice coming? I want to know the truth."

Edward didn't answer but picked me up and flung me onto his back. "We need to get you out of here."

We were almost at the window when…I saw it. You wouldn't think it was horrifying at first; you'd think I'd almost be relieved. But no. There, at the bottom of my window, I glimpsed Alice's head, smiling up at us. I heard a stream of profanities issuing from Edward's mouth.

"Now, now Edward," Alice said with a smile, as if she was scolding a small child. "There's no point in trying to hide her. I'll know exactly where she'll be. Now save us all some time and hand over the human.

"What if I don't want to?" Edward said quietly, with a shade of defiance crossing his face.

"Then we're just going to have to tell Bella about The Incident," Alice said in a voice thick with implications.

I watched as a look of horror appeared on Edward's face. "You wouldn't," he said, a low snarl building in his chest.

"Oh I would," Alice said with a smug look on her face. "Hey Bella, did you know…"

"NOOOO!" Edward screamed. "Sorry Bella," Edward muttered as he handed me to Alice. "If anything happens to her…" Edward's voice trailed off.

"YAY!" Squealed Alice. "Aro will be so thrilled!"

Rosalie POV

The door burst open, revealing Alice looking triumphant while holding Bella, who looked disheveled. Alice put Bella down, seizing her hand instead and dragged her into the middle of the living room. "Bella, Bella, Bella, Bella, Bella, Bella, Bella!" we chanted like 8-year-olds on crack who were jumping on a trampoline at six in the morning.

"What? I'm right here," Bella said, looking as grumpy and pissed off as she could at 5:30 on a Saturday morning.

"You're HERE Bella!!" I shrieked. I turned to Alice. "Hey Alice, guess what? Guess what? Guess what?"

"What Rosalie, what could it possibly be?" Alice answered bouncing up and down on the balls of her feet. Bella visibly paled, as she looked at us with horror.

"No. No, not again!" Bella cried.

"MAKE-OVER TIME!" Alice and I trilled, as we started to drag Bella up the stairs. Emmett looked up from his Nintendo DS. He quickly observed the scenario and smirked.

"Go easy on her girls," Emmett said, his voice shaking with laughter.

"SHUT UP EMMETT! No one cares about you or what you have to say!" I shouted at Emmett. His smirk vanished. "You're just telling us to be nice to her because you like her, don't you?! What does she have that I don't have besides a beating heart, a need for air and the ability to reproduce? What? WHAT IS IT?" I broke down into sobs as Alice and Bella coaxed me up the stairs.

After a good 10 minutes of verbally abusing Emmett, I was back in the mood to make-over Bella. I pulled out my hair-dryer, my straightener and my curling iron while Alice pulled out her "War-Kit" and we got down to business.

3 HOURS LATER

Alice POV

"Ta-da?" Rose said with a disgusted look on her face.

"You know, this didn't go as well as I'd planned," I said, frowning at what appeared to be Bella's face. "Why didn't I see this coming?" Edward was walking past my room, when he did a double take a let out a cry of disgust.

"What have you done? What the hell did you do to my fiancé?" Edward gazed at Bella with a look of fear on his face. "Wait…that is Bella, right?"

"What's going on? What have you guys done?" Bella looked frightened and angry.

"Oh nothing Bella," replied Rose, as casually as she could possibly hope for.

"Oh sure, nothing much except you mutated my girlfriend into what looks like a cross-breed between Jacob and the scary clown from IT," Edward scoffed sarcastically.

"Okay Edward, that's enough comments from you," I said, waggling my finger at him. "Why don't you just go to your room and listen to your emo music on your stereo and mope around because you can't be with Bella today?"

Edward's face lit up. "Okay! Later Bella! Hope you look better soon."

"Yeah so um, Bella, why don't you go freshen up and take a shower?" Rosalie said enthusiastically. "Oh wait, I have to go cover up all the mirrors first." Rosalie and I accompanied Bella to the washroom when Esme walked by.

"Hello Bella! You're looking…nice today. What are you girls up to?" Esme inquired.

I let out a shriek. "ESME! You totally need to join us for our Girl's Night today!" Esme froze with a look of utter contempt and horror on her face.

"Umm, actually, it's alright Alice. I have other plans with Carlisle today because it's his, uh, day off." Esme was always terrible at lying.

"Actually, Esme, Carlisle's day off was yesterday," Rosalie pointed out. Esme began to walk off.

"Besides, I haven't forgotten the last Girl's Night," Esme said, as we all stopped and collectively cringed at the though of it.

Edward's distant voice screamed out, "I didn't need to be reminded of that you know!" Bella looked at us with curiosity.

"Sorry Bella, you don't need to know about that. We'll never tell you. Never!" Esme said, as she walked off. Soon after, we finally managed to wash off the hideous mask that was adorned on Bella, so she became vaguely back to normal.

"Hmm, I wonder where Aro is," Rosalie said, but her question was answered by the sound of screeching tired, the slamming of a car door and the sound of footsteps on gravel. A couple seconds later, my door opened with a bang and a flash of pink.

"ARO'S HERE!" Aro stood in the doorway, looking positively radiant. Rosalie and I ran over to Aro and began to squeal while jumping up and down in his midst. "You know what this calls for girls," Aro said suggestively.

"SHOPPING!"