It was a sugoi morningyo desu. Hachiman was brushing his teeth. By brushing his teeth, we mean that he was brushing his imouto's teeth. It is important to distinguish the two because one is socially acceptable, while the other is just brushing your teeth. This imouto winced in pain - he had brushed a particularly sensitive spot. Oh yeah she needs to visit the doctor.
Doctor Hachiman then gave her a prostate examination. However, she had to pay extra because she was a nigger. But it was ok because Hachiman was also a nigger so he earned less, but where is money go? THE FUCKING WHITE CAPITALIST AMERICA AND CAPPUCINO COVFEFEF.
Hachiman then proceeded to finger her buttons at utlra hyper super sonic speed, she then became a muslime cos she gotta go fast ! But alas, Her hands were too fast, and Hachiman accidentaly ejaculated twice at the same time.
"Ono!" Hachiman was embarrassed. His imouto instantly disowned him, for ejaculating twice at the same time was a symbol of support for Neo Nazi Americans. Ricahrd was disappointed as imouto was disgrace to the jews; he decided she needed to regain her composure at the concentration camp. So he called up his fuckbuddy Hitler. "Hey yo onii-chan lol my nigger imouto is a Jew fuck".
"Imma got ur ass boi be there in 5. Heil!" Hitler shipped his imouto to Germany on a Thai human trafficking ship. Imouto was terrified, and she shat her pants and stroked her rod to calm down. Hachiman, who had snuk on the ship with her to fap to muslim inmates, started wanking his 2cm/s shaft along with her. Hoewver, in a twist of events, Hitler gassed the whole ship, resulting in the deserved deaths of all the niggers, Jews, and nigger Jews on the ship. But it was ok because holy Allah was waiting for them on the other side. Allah spreads his all embracing arms and welcomed the cucks into the goat/human orgy fest that was heaven. And thus, Noah's ark was established, along with the tsunami due to God getting arouse. The Imouto, who happened to be a hispanic white organ nationalist in disguise, stayed afloat in the storm after furiously trying to jack off with the other hands.
But she had forgotten that her oniichan had cut off her arms last orgy due to his disability fetish, so she just stayed afloat in the storm. An oil tanker streamed past and she spread her loose pussy lips to swallow it whole - it would have to do for now. As she was drenched in oil and other bodily fluids, Hachiman set fire to her to fulfill his pyrophiliac needs. Afterwards he fulfilled his necrophilic needs. Unfortunately, someone saw him in the act, but it was ok because this gave him an opportunity to fulfull his necorphilia threesome fetish. So he did.
"Ughhhhhhhh" he moaned as he came in his imouto's eye holes, but wait.
she was not is dead!
She was actually dead, Hachiman thought she wasn't dead to fulfill his masochistic fetish through the guilt that he came in a live person's eyes.
Upon the contempation, Hachiman ejaculated into his imouto's nostrils. However, Hitler accidentally kick imouto's jaw up, ripping of Hachiman's Richard. His - or rather her - eyes began to tear up in muassive hurt. Suddenly, Hachiman's inner SJW awoken, and "All men are sexist! All white men are racist! All cisgender people are transphobic! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
As the scene descended into chaos, orifices being penetrated by other orifices, suddenly, a toothbrush fell from the sky. Upon seeing the toothbrush, Hachiman realized she had forgotten the sweet sweet memories she had with his beloved onee-chan, turning him on even more. She bit off her imouto's nipple and inserted the toothbrush slowly into the wound. He decided to move a new imouto called Athan and started brushing his teeth. Now, incest is okay, because they are not related by blood!
Oh yeah, turns out they were on the Titanic.
There was a huge bang as the ship crashed into an Iceberg - not like there wasn't already a huge ongoing bang already. The iceberg was secretly gay. Athan jumped onto and mounted the iceberg. His colon felt stimulated to a certain degree Celsius. He felt his rectum getting frostbite, but the pleasure was far greater than the pain. The ice berg was coolly continuing to thrust at an increasing pace. Cool. Wait - NOT COOL. Athan abruptly felt hot all over, like the female lead of a mindbreak doujinshi. Evidently, a severe case of testicular hypothermia. Then, our homeboi Hitler joined in, and Athan would have done an ahegao if not for the millions of Jew penises in his mouth. "Moarrrrr! MOAARRRR!" roared Allah as he watchde the scene unfolding in the mortal world below.
"Fuck you athan" thought Hachiman as imouto's dead body shuddered from his -10th orgasm. Then, all was quiet, until imouto-chan did a postmortem ahegao.
And suddenly, all was quiet again.
~END~
Or is it?
No it is not
Yes. Please.
And so, Hachiman went on a journey to find the Hala pig in the holy north.
But not before remmbering to bring his imouto's death body.
And getting a penis extension so he can suck his own Hachiman.
And stuffing the dead body into a dakimakura.
And wondering what the hell is a dakimakura.
And allah destroyed the earth when he found out what he fucked was not a goat but a dog.
