GnO presents:
A Vadium Incorprenada production:
Doctor Who and the Girl Wonder:
Chapter two:
Tied Up…But Not in A Good Way
The Doctor awoke with a throbbing head. His vision was blurry, so he blinked two times. In the end, it didn't matter if his vision was blurry or not…he couldn't see anyways. He was surrounded in pitch black blackness. He motioned his arm to move so he could rub his poor head…but he couldn't! His hands were tied behind the back of the rigid, frigid metal chair. As his mind became clear…he began to realize that even his feet were tied and he could feel a piece of cloth covering his eyeballs. Suddenly, he heard footsteps echoing down what he assumed was a hallway. Then, he heard the sound of a door being opened, and he could see bits of light through the cloth of his blindfold.
"Hello?" he called out.
"Is this a game…I like games" he winked under the blindfold.
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH you idiotic psychoooooooooo," moaned and groaned a feminine voice.
"Think of this as more of an…interrogation…with benefits," the voice whispered into his ear.
"Ooooooooo, what kind of benefits?" the Doctor asked curiously.
Suddenly, the blindfold was ripped off of his face and the Doctor was blinded not only by the bright light of the cellar…but he was also blinded by the girls beauty.
"The benefit is you may leave with almost all your fingers and maybe your tongue."
The Doctor watched as Britney Claire Chasity stood in front of him and as she cracked her beautiful and delicate knuckles and as she waved her club at him in a threatening manner. He looked into her beautiful, chocolate, peanut butter blue eyes and he saw something that he's never seen before. She gave him a look that was either kind or full of hatred…he couldn't quite tell…and he honestly didn't care! He was so lost in her beauty. The Doctor also noticed how her blonde hair, that looked like the boiling sun…strawberry blonde, was blowing in the wind…although their was no air blowing in this dark, smelly chamber.
"So…why am I here?" the Doctor asked even though he didn't really care as long as he was in the same room and breathing the same air as Britney Claire Chasity.
"You're going to answer all my questions… .one. If you aren't lying…I may even throw in a reward," Britney Claire Chasity said in a fake flirtatious voice.
"Oooooooooo, what kind of reward?"
"YOU GET TO LEAVE ALIVE!…maybe"
The Doctor watched as Britney Claire Chasity got up all in his grill, but he didn't mind. He liked that he could be this close to a beautiful and smart girl like Britney Claire Chasity. He could smell her Gucci Guilty perfume…it drove him wild…he could barely breath…but it was okay because she is just so beautiful and close to him.
"So, space man…why are you here?" Britney Claire Chasity questioned.
She was so close the Doctor could smell her minty breath…it was also by Gucci.
"I'm here…" he couldn't finish his sentence because he was so overwhelmed by her beauty.
The Doctor then felt a wave of shock as Britney Claire Chasity slapped him across his cheek with her soft hands. He could smell the vanilla lotion on her hands.
"WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" she demanded.
"I'm here because you tied me up here," replied the Doctor.
Britney Claire Chasity slapped him again, and the Doctor inhaled to get a whiff of that sweet, sweet, sweet vanilla lotion.
"WRONG ANSWER!"
"I'm here because I am lonely. I hear that Christmas is nice here in Bengal," the Doctor finally confessed.
"That…is the dumbest reason ever…but it makes sense. Maybe your alone because you are a creep who stalks a completely ordinary young eighteen-year-old woman"
"My lady, I didn't mean it in a creepy way. You are a beautiful and smart woman who I would like to get to better," the Doctor said defensively.
"Mhmmmmmm," Britney Claire Chasity hummed as she tapped her black stilettos against the cold stone floor.
"What do you mean by that?"
"I mean I'd like to make you my companion. You see, I like to travel the galaxy with another person. For some reason, all my companions are female…but I'm not complaining," the Doctor answered.
Britney Claire Chasity replied to the Doctor's answer by once again slapping him across the cheek. The Doctor let out a small wince, but he didn't care. He was too focused on Britney Claire Chasity vanilla lotion with a hint of her Gucci Guilty perfume.
"What did I do to deserve that?" he asked.
The Doctor didn't care if she hit him. In fact, he wanted her to continue hitting him. He wanted to continue smelling her smell…that toxic vanilla lotion with the hint of that Gucci perfume. It made his gag and wheeze…but he loved it.
"You didn't do anything…you're just plain creepy," Britney Claire Chasity replied.
Britney Claire Chasity stepped away from the Doctor and dragged her club against the floor of the chamber as if to intimidate the strange man. The Doctor, however, was enjoying it. Even though he felt a bit intimidated, he was distracted by her beauty.
"Okay, space man, what do you do in that weird ship box thing?"
"That weird ship box thing is the TARDIS and I use it to travel through the galaxy and to time travel."
Britney Claire Chasity raised her eyebrows, "Time travel?"
"Why yes. You see, I'm a bit of a time traveler."
Britney Claire Chasity looked at the Doctor with squinted eyes, "What…are you?"
"That's an easy question," began the Doctor, "I'm…the man of your dreams."
The Doctor gave Britney Claire Chasity a cheeky wink and a smirk. In annoyance, Britney Claire Chasity lifted her hand and struck his cheek with the back of her hand. The Doctors cheeks stung and becoming red…but it was worth it. He'd do anything to smell that sweet scent.
"Look here, space man, I would like to see this…TARDIS of yours. I'll untie you but only so you can take me to your space ship."
"With pleasure," the Doctor replied.
Another slap echoed against the stone walls of the cellar as Britney Claire Chasity slapped the Doctor for what seemed like the hundredth time. As the Doctor got high on his favorite mixture of vanilla and Gucci Guilty, Britney Claire Chasity untied his arms and legs. Still high on his new favorite aroma, the Doctor followed Britney Claire Chasity as she strutted out of the cellar.
FIN
