CHAPTER TWO:

Season three but Mer/George never happened. Addex, Merder McStizzie Burktina and George.

I'm not sure if someone has already done this plot. I think I read something like it but I think it was for a different fandom. But if it wasn't I'm so sorry, PM me and I'll take it down.

Everybody please give a great round of applause for McMuffin, who has taken on the great chore of trying to straighten out my grammar and misspelling.

I don't own GA. (I wish)

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Killing Time In An Elevator

"Well it seems like we will be in here for a while, what do you want to do?" Mark said suggestively to Izzie.

"Get lost Sloan." Izzie said; not without a smile though.

"Hey I have an idea!" George said excitedly, "How about we play Truth or Dare!"

"Oh god Bambi do I look twelve to you?" Cristina spat disgustedly, "Although I do want to know some things about certain people in here…"

"Me too!" Rang several different voices.

Izzie, Alex, Mark, and Burke all looked each other in surprise at their agreement.

Meredith groaned, "Fine but I am not stripping." She warned.

"Believe me, I don't even want to see that." Cristina said.

"I do!" Shouted Alex. Derek shot him a glare, "Or not. Sorry Dr. Shepherd."

"Ok" George said happy that everyone agreed "Truth or Dare Cristina."

"Why me first? Truth."

"Why truth? Are you scared of O'Malley, Yang?" Mark commented.

"Of Bambi? Yeah right." Cristina defended herself.

"Ok, ok! I want to ask my truth!!" George whined "Cristina where is the weirdest place you have had sex in?"

"Oh wow Bambi real hard core," Cristina sarcastically said, "The OR" She shot a glance at Burke.

"Ewww!! I didn't need to know that Yang!" Alex said disgusted.

"I agree," said everyone in the elevator but Burke and George.

"We sterilized everything afterward." Burke quickly said.

Cristina just shrugged and moved on. "Okay Alex, truth or dare?"

"Dare"

"Alright, go kiss Satan."

"WHAT?" Both Alex and Addison look at each other horrified.

Both Mark and Derek dissolved into a fit of laughter, and Meredith looked at Cristina thoughtfully.

"Just do it!"

Alex shifted towards Addison. They leaned forward until their lips met. They pulled back to be met with silence. "What?" They asked.

"Well that wasn't an awkward kiss…" Mark stated, looking thoughtful.

Meredith leaned over to Cristina, they were whispering and looking at Alex. Everyone looked at them strangely.

"Um whatever… Grey truth or dare?" Alex quickly moved onto a different topic.

Meredith looked at Alex suspiciously, "Truth."

"You are no fun!" He complained, "Fine how many guys have you slept with?"

"Uh…" Meredith thought, "I can't remember, I would have to go count my black book…" She trailed off noticing the stares she was drawing. "What?"

"What is your black book, Mer?" Questioned Cristina.

"Yeah. What's is it? I've never seen it." Asked Derek.

"Nothing…" Meredith quickly looked away.

"Well because you didn't answer my other question I will ask you a different one." Alex said with an evil glint in his eyes.

"Wait can I do a dare instead? Please? Please?" Meredith pleaded.

"No way Grey, I want to know what your black book is." Said both Alex and Mark.

Meredith was panicking "Please? I pick dare."

Alex got an evil look, "Okay I dare you to tell me what your black book is."

Meredith sighed, "You aren't going to let this go are you?"

"NOPE!" He replied excitedly.

Meredith looked at Derek for help but even he wanted to know.

"Fine. I started my black book when I lost my virginity. I was sixteen and bored so I started to record every single person I slept with. It has my nicknames for them- if I forgot their real ones- memorable things about them, and the rating I gave them."

"Wow Mer, just when you get boring you rise." Stated Cristina. "When do I get to see it?"

Derek was struggling with words, "Wait wha- what do you mean rating?" He forced out.

"Well I would always rate how good they were in bed I used a one-to-ten rating with bronze silver and gold add-ons if they were really good."

"Grey I think we are going to be new best friends." Smirked Mark. "You and I are the best dirty mistresses. I think I'm going to promote you, to Co-President."

"Shut up Sloan." Izzie said.

Mark looked hurt, "What do you want to be best friends with me instead?"

"Ew. No thanks," Izzie replied.

Meredith wanting to avoid conversation said, "Okay now that I answered my wonderful truth, Cristina, truth or dare?"

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A/N So that is Chapter 2. I hope you liked it… 

Thanks

Lydia