Hey! Chapter 2 replacement W00T! OH AND KAKUZU! DISCLAIMER!
Kakuzu: Will I get paid?
Me: HECK NO NOW DO IT YOU OLD MAN CHEAPSKATE! * gets a fly swatter and starts wacking him* RAWR!
Kakuzu: FINE! JEEZ... Youngsters and their flyswatters... man... I am old... anyways.. *cough * Tiger Lilyfrost does not own Naruto, just Okami, and the rest. Well, her friends Alex and Julia own Taka and Kitsune but techni-
Me: YEAH YEAH WE GOT IT KAKUZU! NOW ON WITH THE STORY BEFORE YOU BORE THEM TO DEATH!
"HOLY CHEETOZ!"
Okami was hiding behind her couch until she heard a voice murmuring "Where is that wallet..."
She turned to see the tan kitten digging through her purse.
"HEY WHAT THE HECK! DONT STEAL MY WALLET!"
She picked him up be the scruff before yelling "NOW WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON! HOW ARE YOU CATS TALKING? WHY AM I YELLING SO MUCH! AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE CHEETOZ!" she screamed, accidentally shaking the crap out of the poor tan kitten.
"My name is Pain. We are the Akatsuki, and we don't know how we are cats, or talking nonetheless... Now girl, tell us what is your name and what village are we in?" he aked with a serious kitten face.
"Wait...Akatsuki! So... THIS IS KAKUZU I'M SHAKING? AAH!' she yelled before dropping a dazed and pissed off looking Kakuzu kitten.
"Haha! Owned by a little girl! Good going Kakuzu."
Hidan started teasing Kakuzu before getting a quick response of a "YOU GOT HUG ATTACKED BY ANOTHER GIRL!" before getting pounced on.
The two were fighting until Pain interrupted with an annoyed hiss.
"Now girl what is your name and what village are we in?" Pain was rubbing his head with his paw obviously stressed out with Hidan and Kakuzu's bickering.
"Oh...well...my name is Okami...and umm, you see, you guys aren't real here. Your in our world now and well, in this world you guys are actually from an anime/manga called Naruto... But you're in the United States in the state of Montana so yeah..."
"What's 'anime' and 'manga'?" asked Kisame.
"Oh...lemme show yooouuu!" Okami squealed excitedly before somehow carrying them all in her arms up to her room.
All of the akatsuki were shocked at what they saw.
Naruto wall posters of the Akatsuki all over and some posters of Naruto and Gaara too.
And all the Naruto plushies on her bed including each plushie of the Akatsuki members.
"What..." Kisame said
"The..." Itachi said
"Heck..." Hidan said (of course he most likely said another word but I will not add for the kiddies!)
"Un..." Deidara just had to add that at the end giving it the, 'Deidara Flare' that he ends all his sentences with
"Yeah I know...i'm kind of a fangirl heh..." Okami said nervously before picking up her orange tabby.
"Oh yeah this is Whiskers my tabby! And my other cat Asia is over there! She's a bengal cat" she said.
And before anyone could react, Asia lept down and all of her motherly instincts came in when she started licking Hidan and purring.
"WHAT THE HECK GET THIS STUPID THING OFF OF ME BEFORE KILL HER!"
Okami quickly pulled Asia away while all of the Akatsuki were laughing 'til they couldn't breathe.
"Well... I got homework to do. Then gotta go to bed... so yeah don't get into trouble, and the litterbox is over there!"
Okami said before disappearing somewhere.
Okay there it is! mya review!
Or Hidan will be in a pink frilly dress! :D
Hidan: Oh sh- * gets hit with a bag of potatoes *
Me: HAH!
