Note-Wow, people actually read this thing? Cool. I…I was not expecting that. Thanks. Anyway, Chapter two!

Chapter 2

Alright. Decisions to make. Proceed into psychopathic flower, or wait for Goat Mom, who fully expected to come by now. I mean come on, she said she went to the Ruins everyday, right?

Of course, she might have come before I fell. In which case I should go to her. I know Frisk goes off and saves the Underground in like a day or two, but I'd really like a roof over my head when I sleep.

Am I Frisk, then? Self-check… Nope. Tall, white shirt, black jacket and pants, male, black hair falling into eyes, so still Asian… Yep, no Frisk here! 'Cept for the eyes. And possibly gender.

Anyway, plans. Let's not be stupid about this. After all, I'm a human in the Underground. Most everyone's gonna try to kill me. Hasn't really sunk in yet, but yeah. This isn't a game. I'm sure it'll be great once things get going, but until then I gotta watch my step. Step one-get to Toriel ASAP, she's the only one who'll show me an ounce of Mercy.

Get up and go, I suppose. Oh yeah, shove the dirt back into the hole. RIP Chara, however your name is pronounced. Please don't murder me in my sleep.

Walk through door, still extremely dark… Light up ahead. Flowey up ahead. Alright, prepare for trouble, make it…

He's not here.

The flower is not here.

…What?

He's gonna pop up, just keep walking…

Reach the other door.

Okay.

"Flowey?" God my voice sounds terrible. Haven't spoken in awhile.

…Why am I complaining, anyway? It's not like I WANT to be reduced to one HP…

But if this is changed, what else is different?

Whatever. I know the areas, at least. Just get to Toriel. Get to Toriel. Avoid the generic enemies, get to Toriel. And we'll see from there.

Walk through door. Wow, that's… Very purple. The game really nailed the design. Based off Homestuck, incidentally…

If Undertale is real… Hm. Well, can't speculate now. Hey, shiny save point. Reach out, touch-

DARKLIGHTDARKRESETSOULSHATTERRESETFUSERESETREFUSERESTPAINRESETRESETRESET-

AHH!

Jerk hand away. Ow. Breathing intensified, hand is smoking… shoot. This actually looks pretty bad, almost burnt. Gah…

What the HELL was that?! It felt… Horrible. Like I was dying, over and over…

And now the stupid point is red. Is that because of me? Or was that a trap of some sort? Or…

Is this an AU? It would explain quite a bit, to be honest. I mean, I've never heard of a universe where Flowey doesn't try to kill you, except…

Oh God, PLEASE say I'm not in Underfell. Anything but that.

Argh, my arm's killing me. Let me check… Nope. No bandages. Shoot. I'll have to get some Monster Candy, if that's still around.

Well, no point in delaying it. Huh, save point's yellow again. Moving along. limp up the stairs, reach the door- hey, first puzzle. It's just pushing four buttons, yeah? Do that, pull lever, hey presto! 'Tis open!

…what a useless puzzle. I mean come on, how is this supposed to stop anyone? Toby is such a troll. Was. Will be. God, am I even born yet? Ah well. Worry about that later. Time to go.

Brace yourselves. A human is coming.


Alright, so that's that. Second chapter, yee! Right now I'm just worried about the length of these things, so if ya'll got some insight on that, I'd be much obliged if you could tell me.