Insanity

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Sarah: here's chapter one of Insanity. Please enjoy! I don't own Naruto, I do own this fanfic, don't steal.

NOTE
(Authors note)
"Talking"
'Thinking'
Scene change
POV change
Memory, reading or writing something, etc.
Scene change in memory


Chapter 1

Now How Did This Happen?

Deidara is not sure where to start several hours after Sakura had awoken when Tobi bounds into the room only to stop and ask very curiously what was happening. Deidara himself doesn't know. He had tricked her into thinking she was his girlfriend. Thanks to her amnesia, she simply agreed amiably; he had seemed very familiar to her and she felt a keen attraction to him, so she figured he was telling the truth.

Deidara had heard from multiple sources that she had gotten over her infatuation with Uchiha Sasuke quite quickly after their last meeting and had become quite curious about him. The sources were unsure of whether this was because of mixed-emotions over their last encounter or if she wanted to get to know him to find a way to get rid of him for bringing harm to so many of her friends, whether from himself or his comrades. As he had thought about their previous encounter at the time, the memory surged back into his mind.

Deidara sneaks up on the small encampment of a four-man – well, three-man and one-woman – team of Elite Jounin, noting that the only guard at the moment is the pink-haired girl. He quickly wraps his hand over her mouth and the other arm around her neck, making sure that the mouths on his hands are closed. He drags her several meters from the camp. He turns her to face him in the light of the full moon. Recognizing him immediately, she prepares to call the warning to her teammates. As she opens her mouth to yell the warning to her comrades, he slams his lips against hers, inviting himself to deepen the kiss since her mouth was oh-so-conveniently open.

He has had feelings for this girl since he first saw her nearly ten years ago, despite knowing she was an enemy and may one day have to be terminated. He has been allowed some free time by the Leader, and he knew she was within about two kilometers of the current Akatsuki hideout. So he used a clay bird to silently slip to her camp undetected. He wanted some personal time with her, whether she agreed to it or not. She stares at him with wide eyes, despite his being slit. He sees the surprise in her eyes and the faintest of blushes spread across her cheeks and nose. He gets the feeling that he has just stolen her very first kiss. Good, all the better. Seconds later, she's alone in the clearing, or so she thinks. He watches her from above, smirking as she touches her lips for several moments before fleeing back to her team. He's pleased to see that she doesn't awaken them to tell them of the experience. He has a feeling the kiss will stop her from ever telling them. With that, he commands his clay bird to head back to the Akatsuki hideout.

Well that was nothing compared to now. Somehow, they had both wound up in his bed, making out like there was no tomorrow. And that's when Tobi comes bounding in, only to stop and ask Deidara what's going on. Thankfully, neither Deidara nor Sakura had taken off any clothing as of yet, so Deidara slips out of bed and drags Tobi out into the hallway to quickly, and quietly, tell him that 'the girl' has amnesia and that he has her thinking that he's her boyfriend. Of course, all the Akatsuki members know by now that he's crazy about the pink-haired maiden, so Tobi doesn't question it. That's why they were picked to kidnap her in the first place and, supposedly, why he was to be her 'guard'.

"Should Tobi tell Leader that Sakura has amnesia and that Deidara-sempai has her thinking she's his girlfriend?" Tobi asks curiously, but softly, causing Deidara to smirk and nod. Better to tell Pein now rather than later. Tobi nods and heads off to find Pein to tell him what's going on.

Deidara walks back into his room, ready to go back to a make-out session with his girl. Only to stop and find his heart in his throat and his brain melting into nothingness. His girl had taken off her vest, her hitai-ate, and her shirt. All she's wearing now are a fishnet shirt and black shorts. The shirt leaves very little to the imagination. She is standing with her back to him, unfortunately. But she turns back to him and smiles. "Why is this symbol different from yours?" she asks, holding her hitai-ate. He raises an eyebrow. "My symbol isn't crossed out," she verifies.

He smirks and takes the hitai-ate from her hands and a kunai from his pocket. "We can easily remedy that," he says, scratching through the leaf symbol on her hitai-ate with the kunai.

Sakura isn't sure why, but seeing him scratch through that symbol makes her flinch. Could it be something about her past that she has forgotten? She remembers bits and pieces, like the meaning of the symbols on their hitai-ates and her training as a kunoichi and medic-nin. But she can't remember people or other important things like that. So she has to trust this man (missing-nin, she corrects herself) to tell her the truth. And she trusts him, despite that her mind tells her that missing-nin are powerful criminals. Where that information comes from, she can't remember.

Deidara ties the hitai-ate around her neck loosely. "You look better with it there than on your head, yeah," he replies to her curious look. He runs his fingers through her soft hair. "I like your hair loose. It looks nicer that way, yeah.." She blushes slightly at the compliment.

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Sarah: well, next chapter will have the reaction of her friends when they find out she has gone missing during the Akatsuki raid. Please review. As in actual review. Yes, story alerts and story favorites are nice compliments, but I prefer actual reviews. That tells me exactly what my readers think about the story. Yeah, I know ya'll like it if you put it on story alert or story favorite, but I want a full opinion. It helps.