Hello readers! Welcome to another chapter of shenanigans. I do not own RWBY or anything else that might appear in these chapters.

This chapter was written by one of my friends, and he gave me permission to post it on here. So here we go!


Kevin was nervous. His hands were shaky and his brow sweaty. He thought asking Velvet out would be tough but he never expected meeting her grandfather, David Scarlatina. Velvet told Kevin all about David. She told him how he was big and burley. He killed an Ursa with his bare hands to protect Velvet when she was a little girl. She told him about his fondness for Shela, his favorite shotgun. She told him of how protective he was of Velvet and she wanted to surprise her grandfather. She told him about his proficiency with his Semblance, even in his old age, his ability never faded. David's semblance was Blink, a short range teleport, something he used constantly to great effect. He glanced over at Velvet who had a blank expression. A knot developed deep in his chest. Velvet held his hand, doing her best to calm him down and he appreciated the effort, but it wasn't working. They approached the steps to the house. "Are you sure this is a good idea? I mean I don't know if-" Kevin started to say before Velvet pecked him on the lips. "Here I thought I was the timid one," Velvet giggled. "You'll be fine, just be yourself." Kevin sighed. He reached up, and knocked on the door.

After a moment of waiting the door flew open and there was a big old man with a shotgun readied at his face. It was all Kevin could do to stand there not shit himself. Another moment passes, a third. Suddenly the big old man lowered his gun and gave a great, hearty laugh. He placed the shotgun on the wall of the hallway, grabbed Kevin and brought him into a big bear hug, that squeezed the breath out of Kevin. David let go of the hug but put his hands at either side of Kevin's face so he could look at Kevin, his voice boomed "AHH MY BOY, YOU MUST BE THE ONE VELVET TOLD ME OF!" Kevin gave a bewildered look toward Velvet who stood there barely containing her laughter. "COME, COME!" David's voice boomed in a cheery way, as he grabbed Kevin by the arm and lead him inside his house. "SIT, EAT AND DRINK!" As David shoved Kevin into a seat and placed a bowl of fruit in front of him. David sat across from Kevin. Now that Kevin got a look at David he could see that, to his surprise David was not a faunus. At least not in any overtly visible way. "MY LAD, WE HAVE SO MUCH TO DISCUSS." David said lacing his fingers together. Kevin had no idea what to expect next.


And there ya go.

Luke: Hah, kevin almost pissed his pants!

Luke shut up. Or else i will hand you over to Nora. And she just had a bucket of sugar.

Luke: Please don't! I'll do anything!

That's better. Anyways, i hope you all enjoyed my friend's writing. Leave a review if you want, follow and favorite this story, because every chapter is hilarious.

I'll see you all in the next one. Have a HOOOWWLING good day!