So I'm going to start with the person who sent a suggestion first. Big thanks to him because I watched every episode of RWBY so I'm set.

[A few days later]

Church had received a request for a date by the username P3N-3. Church was tempted to say no, however the guys wouldn't let him.

So he grabbed a cobalt flannel button up, a jacket, and a regular pair of jeans. He walked towards the bathroom, did a 10 minute shower and a 10 minute shave. He still had a long time before he was supposed to get ready but he though it'd be best to get it over with. He grabbed his scented colon and sprayed the air just to smell. It was better than Tucker's.

He now sat on the couch waiting for the date to begin. Church slumped as he knew that the guys would watch him from afar. Church didn't care about that, he wanted nothing more than to be left alone.

However, the Reds and Blues wouldn't let that happen.

[Church's date]

Church and the others had decided to meet the girl at a regular coffee shop. Because y'know, how freaking original is that idea. Church sat at a table near the window waiting with a black coffee in his hand. He tapped the table multiple times patiently as he began to become nervous.

Church looked at the door waiting for his date to arrive, then looked behind him to see all the Reds and Blues. Hell, even Sister aand Doc showed up for moral support.

Church had waited 30 minutes for this girl who clearly rejected, as he stood up. He turned to his right just in the exact moment someone had walked in front of him. He looked down to see an orange haired, freckled girl staring up at him.

She looked at him and did a small salute, "Salutations." She said with cheer.

Church looked confused for a moment, "Hi? Can I help you?" He asked.

The girl smiled cheerfully, "Oh yes please, I'm looking for my date, he's using the profile name Leo-BA007." She said.

Church then looked at his phone, "Wait, you're P3N-3?" He asked as he looked at his phone.

P3N-3 smiled, "Yes, are you Leo-BA007?" She asked.

Church nodded as he started to crack a smile, "Yeah, I actually thought you were blowing me off for a second." He said.

P3N-3 shook her head, "Oh heavens no, I would not do that to someone I never met." She said in an innocent voice.

Church stepped back to sit in his seat, "Um so do you want something to drink? Or eat?" He asked.

"No thank you I'm not *hic* hungry" She said as she hiccupped.

"So what's your real name?" He asked as he didn't want to hook up with a complete stranger.

"My name is Penny Polendina, and the reason I actually accepted this date is for research." She admitted.

Church cocked his head to the side, "Wait, research? What kind of research?" He asked.

"Well, I'm exploring human emotions that can occur between two partners. I have received many experiences by watching television series of different genres on my own. However to receive a full experience I would have to have a somewhat romantic relationship with another person. So I thought it'd be best to join a dating website. And that's how I met you." Penny said.

Church nodded as he understood half of what she had said, "Okay, so I'm like a test rat?" He asked.

"Well in a manner of speaking, yes. A very handsome test rat." She said intending a comment.

Church didn't know how to respond, "Uh, thanks, I guess."

"I read playfully commenting one's mate is a good way to get a relationship started." She stated.

"Well I'm not sure about that, maybe if this was a fan made story, but I wouldn't guess so." He said.

"Well maybe this would work..." She said as she stared into his eyes.

Church looked straight back into her eyes as she leaned closer, "Um, what's going on?" He asked.

"This is called soul gazing, two people make intense eye contact to see inside the other person's heart." She answered.

After a long awkward stare between the two Church felt uncomfortable, "I don't think that it's working." He said as he was about to go.

Before he got to the point of standing Penny grabbed his collar, "What about this?" She said as she yanked on his collar.

"What are you d-" Church was about to say until two soft lips landed directly on his. He had his eyes opened in the beginning, until he finally eased into it.

Penny pulled away as she asked Church a question, "So was that as satisfying for you as it was for me?" She asked.

Church was left speechless as he was just kissed by a random girl whom he never met in his life, "Yeah, that was good." He managed to say without slurring his words.

She did a small hop as she clapped her hands together, "Goody, I hope we can do this again." She said as she began to grab her bag as she pulled out a piece of paper, "Here is my contact information, if you wish to see me again, please don't hesitate to contact the information you see." She handed the paper to Church as she walked out of the coffee shop.

Church watched as her hair bounced with each step she took, as her hips move from side to side. Church couldn't actually he found someone that quick. He watched as she left, "See ya." He managed to say.

The Reds and Blues walked over to Church as they all were proud Church had finally met someone, "Is that her number?" Simmons asked.

"Yeah, I might want to call her again." He admitted

Tucker grabbed the piece of paper, "I'll take that." He said as he swiped it from Church's hands.

"Tucker, what are you doing?" Church asked angrily.

"What have I told you?" Tucker asked, "Women are like Voltron, the more you hook up, the better it gets." He said as he put the paper in his pocket.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Church asked.

"We need to give you more options. Backups are always a good way to be sure you find the right one." Tucker finished.

"This is gonna end badly, isn't it?" Church asked.

"Nope." Most of the group answered.

"Maybe." Doc said honestly.

"Oh boy, this is gonna suck I just know it." Church said.

End of Chapter 2

Author's note: Sorry if some of you were expecting something else, I was going with who I saw first. Big thanks to bestpony666, he was technically the first to review, even though it doesn't show it. And for the last chapter, the website was called , or Fanfiction Couples