Chapter Two

Well here's chapter two if anybodies actually reading this they'll have to tell me what hey think. I think its, good and I sure as hell hope so. But crappiness has had this nasty habit of sneaking up on me lately. If there;s any spelling mistakes then sorry. Let me know 'kay!

Anyway this is the part where I make you laugh with my fantastic humor but I really can't think of anything really. If you want funny headings look up Gyte-sans Wormholes and Loopholes now that's funny!

NEW YORK
-note from the TARDIS part to this part only a few minutes has passed-

The sun beat down on New York and all it's inhabitants. It wasn't particularly hot day but wasn't freezing either. "Yeah great idea to make your costume out of spandex Spidey" Spider-man said to himself while landing on the side of a building taking a breather.

" 'Cause you know that nothing breathes better than spandex, and it's great in hot weather!" he berated himself.

He moved to a side of the building that faced away from the main road below, and slowly peeled off his full-face mask. His hair was slightly damp with sweat and the cooler air felt good on his face. Taking a few deep breaths he checked his watch. He stared at it for a while before deciding he had time for a few minutes. And just as he decided on this he heard the sound of a scream in the alleyway just beneath him.

Quickly pulling his mask back on, he sprang back into action.

"Hey there", he said to the would-be mugger a man in his late forties wearing all black. About to mugg a young women in her 20's. He landed right in front of the mugger, neatly putting himself between the mugger and the young women.

"I can tell you right now that bag would never go with the rest of your outfit" he joked. The mugger pulled a knife and came at the friendly neighborhood Spider-man. He easily dodged the attack, and as the mugger passed him Spidey could smell alcohol on his breath "another alchy" he thought.

The women behind him was frozen in fear, she was clutching her red handbag like it was a lifeline. Her eyes were darting between the mugger and Spider-man. She looked dangerously close to crying, or worse a mental breakdown.

After the mugger's failed attack he had run straight into a group of dustbin and looked very woozy. Which seemed to prove Spidey's theory that he was drunk. Seeing this as a chance to get her out of there, Spidey turned around. "Run, don't worry I'll take care of this moron" he said pointed his thumb to the mugger struggling to get up.

The women nodded a couple of times, biting her lips "thanks" she whispered before running out of the alley.

"Well let's take care of this moron, I mean I never break my promise to a pretty girl" Spidey thought to himself. He and the mugger (or drunk moron as Spidey had begun to think of him as) had a very short fight. Short for two reasons one the guy was drunk, and two it's SPIDEY we're talking about here. And in two shakes of a Scorpions tail the would-be mugger was in a web-net.

"In Soviet Russia you don't beat Spidey, Spidey beat you!" he said while dusting his hands of invisible dust, in a fake crappy Russian accent. And just as he was enjoying a rare moment of self satisfaction at a job well done. Spidey heard the sound of a siren in the distance "it's never a quiet moment is it?" he asked himself full aware that there wasn't an answer and never would be. Before leaping off to save yet more lives.

TARDIS

Meanwhile Rose, The Doctor and Jack were having problems of their own. If you've never had to control a misbehaving TARDIS, then you have no idea how hard it is. Right now The Doctor and co. was trying a tried a tested approach, pressing random buttons and occasionally hitting it with a mallet.

"Doctor, do you think hitting it with a mallet will work at all?" Jack asked The Doctor while trying to hold something down that he thought either made omelets or controlled the shields. He wasn't sure and didn't feel like taking a chance.

"You know I'm not sure, it's worked before but that could have been pure coincidence" was his answer. "Cryptic as usual" thought Jack. At this point in time all three-time travelers were in strange positions to try and make the TARDIS work. Jack was leaning over Rose somewhere underneath the console, and the Doctor was somewhere in between. Still even with the impending danger all three had huge grins plastered on their faces.

The TARDIS made another strange noise "what does that sound mean?" asked Rose in a muffled voice.

The Doctor stood up straight and apparently gave up "it means that there's nothing we can do".

Rose and Jack also stopped what they were doing.

"What do you mean? That we just go wherever the TARDIS goes and play along?" asked Jack in a half-amused, half-worried voice. The huge grin still plastered on his face.

"More or less, that's the fun part isn't it?" The Doctor replied his grin just as wide as Jack's.

"Sounds good" Rose agreed, her grin as wide as that of her friends. "What do we do while we're waiting?" she asked looking at The Doctor then Jack.

"Well I can think of a few things..." Jack suggested giving Rose a strange look. Which of course earned him a nasty look from Rose and a smack over the head from The Doctor.

"I meant, we could change back into our normal clothes" he amended with a sheepish look.

"Yeah right" said Rose. "But he has a point" said the Doctor. "You can't walk around like that," he said looking pointedly at Rose's clothes. And then at Jack's.

"Yeah" Rose agreed giggling a little "but nothing else" she said to Harkness. He put his hands up in surrender.

They walked out laughing and pushing each other back to the costume room. The Doctor was also laughing to himself "humans" he thought to himself. Pushing his glasses up on his nose. But he hadn't revealed everything about the TARDIS's misbehaving. The reading's he'd had were identical to that of the ones they'd seen from the battle at Canary Wharf. The Doctor pushed the thought away quickly, he'd almost lost Rose that day never again ever. He would keep her safe, he owed it to Jackie. Among other things.