A/N: As promised, another chapter. Now you will see the weirdness!
Disclaimer: I do not own Axis Powers Hetalia. I only own myself and my sister (I wish).
Well, the next morning I woke up, and instantly had a bad feeling. Like a disturbance had been made in my already disturbed world…
Damn, I need to stop watching horror movies.
Or just movies in general.
Except Paint It White, maybe…
Anyway, I went to the mailbox to check to see if I had any mail.
What I found instead was a box.
A big box.
So naturally, I blamed Autumn.
"AUTUMN! WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOX HERE?"
I could hear her groan in annoyance as she dragged herself out of bed to go see what the hell I was yelling about. When she saw the package, she looked confused.
"wait, are those the Hetalia plushies I ordered last night" she asked, still kind of drowsy.
"No! They're these weird uni- wait, you ordered plushies online?"
Autumn fidgeted. "Well, I thought they were plushies" she muttered to herself.
I groaned in annoyance. "No, they're not plushies. They're these weird unit things I've been hearing about. When you thought they were plushies, which ones did you order?"
Autumn fidgeted even more "I…ordered one of each that they had…"
I looked at my sister in shock. "T-then that means that we're gonna be overrun…"
I then shook my head. "Well, we might as well make the best of it…" I sighed.
"Which unit is it?" Autumn asked timidly.
"….Gilbert Beildschmidt"
I then covered my ears when I heard Autumn pretty much squee'd in delight. Yes, it was true. Both of us liked Prussia very much. Hell, we were part PRUSSIAN for crying out loud! The only other anime guys that made her squeal like this were Romano (her favorite Hetalia character), or Vegeta (Yes, my sister was also a Dragon Ball Z fan. No, I was not).
"How do we get him out?" She asked excitedly.
"Calm down! I reading the manual!"
"Since when do you read manuals?"
"…Shut up."
After that horrible comeback, I continued reading to ways to get Gilbert the hell outta the box. After concluding that neither of us could do a Russian accent (I could kind of do it but it obviously sounded fake), didn't have beer (we were only 15 and 14 dammit) and we didn't have apple strudel nor could we play the piano, we (I) finally decided to do the easiest.
Activate the Gilbird Unit.
So, we did.
And Prussia then ripped himself out of the box.
Yes, ripped.
Well, then both of us gaped at the awesomeness that was Prussia.
"Kesesese! Hey little buddy!" Prussia said (awesomely) talking to Gilbird who had now landed on his head.
After (awesomely) talking to Gilbird for about 5 more minutes, he finally decided to notice Autumn and I.
"Hey Gilbird, who are the two chicks?" Prussia asked his bird.
Autumn was the first to react. And like the fangirl she is, she reacted in the normal way.
By glomping the shit outta Prussia.
"Oh my God! Prussia! You'"
And it went on like that.
And oddly, Prussia wasn't taking it badly.
No. In fact, he seemed to be liking it.
"FINALLY! Someone has recognized the awesomeness that is me! Come and give me more praise! Kesesese!"
I then took this time to facepalm.
"Alright Autumn…. You can stop glomping him now…"
But of course, she didn't pay attention to me.
And I just let her glomp the Prussia unit until something happened.
Hey, chick. Ya wanna see my five meters? Kesesese."
But before Autumn go a chance to respond my older sister instincts kicked in. And I did what was normal for me.
I took out a random object out of nowhere (it was a bat this time, thanks for asking) and hit Prussia on the head with it.
Hard.
"No. She wouldn't" I said, voice dangerously low.
Of course, it hurt pretty badly, even for a Prussia unit.
"owowowowowOW! Damn, woman! You're almost as bad as Hungary! OW!" the awesomeness that was Prussia groaned. I smirked very smugly and threw the bat somewhere random.
Meanwhile, Autumn started ranting to me about how I was being "unawesome" and how "it was her life" and how "I ruined everything". Did I listen to her? Hell no. It was my job to protect her since we had no manly big brother to do it. So, instead of paying attention to her rant, I just started reading.
"Oi! Esme! You even listening to me?" She yelled.
"mhm. You were saying something about how I was ruining your life and unicorns and shit" I said, now very engrossed at my reading material (which happened to be a Spamano doujinshi, thanks again for asking).
Autumn groaned in annoyance at how I was (yet again) ignoring her. "Well, we should at least help Prussia off the floor." She sighed.
I was about to agree when the Prussian suddenly popped up between us. "No need. The awesome me has already recovered!" Prussia said, looking arrogant as always. "Hey, whatcha reading?" he nearly yelled in my ear before taking my (very inappropriate) doujinshi out of my hands and flipping through the pages. He then paled greatly (even more than he already was) when he saw what was in these pages. "Holy shit…. You are almost as bad as Hungary!" he exclaimed. He then threw it to the corner. He looked freaked out for a few seconds, but then (awesomely) bounced back. "Hey, you! Make me a sandwich!" exclaimed, pointing to Autumn.
I then proceeded to hit him on the head with my bat again. Don't ask me how I got it back.
"MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN SANDWICH!" I yelled. "We're not your slaves! And at least call us by our names!"
"Fine fine! What the hell are your unawesome names anyway?" Prussia asked, now very miffed that he had two (very big) bumps on his head.
I smiled happily, glad that Prussia was finally listening. "Well, I'm Esme, and this little redhead over here is my Sister Autumn~"
Prussia looked at me in disbelief while Gilbird then descended onto his snowy head (there was no way I would let the awesome Gilbird be crushed by my bat).
"So, you hit me on the head with that unawesome bat just for that?" he pretty much yelled.
"Yep~" I said, smiling brightly.
"….are you insane?"
"preeetty much~"
Prussia looked at me in disbelief. I giggled (yes giggled) happily and then went into the kitchen. "I'll make you that sandwich you wanted now~" I said.
"…is she bipolar?" Prussia asked Autumn.
"…pretty much. It's her personality" Autumn answered back.
After making three sandwiches, we were eating while Prussia was talking with his mouth full. About stuff. A lot of stuff…
Stuff that made Autumn and I look like angels.
Oh well. I lost my mind virginity a long time ago anyway.
Hopefully this won't be so bad I thought to myself.
Sooo, yeah. Prussia was the first one we got. I'll try to update every week or when I'm bored. Which one should we receive next? We'll be pretty much getting a new one each day.
And before you ask, no. I'm not actually 15. I'm 13. I just look and act 15. And since Autumn is a year younger than me, just guess her age. And she's actually almost worse than me in the perverted department… fanfiction has ruined her *sighs sadly*
And yay~ This fic got favorited~ But if you guys don't mind, may you please review? I wants to get better at writing.
