The next chapter of A Sexy Vampire Scorned.


Finn, Jake, and Princess Bubblegum stare at Headpool in complete shock.

"Oh glub, there's three of them?" Princess Bubblegum questions, horrified.

"Five actually, but possibly more." Deadpool informs. A muffled high pitch squeal comes from Princess Bubblegum as she tries to cover her mouth. "So, Shorty, I'm guessing you ended up here the same way me and Boobs did."

"Actually, I was sent here by mistake." Headpool explains, "You know how baldy sent us back to our own dimensions?"

[Seen in Deadpool Corps #12!]

[Marketing whore!]

[This is why you don't have friends, red boxes.]

"Well... there was a slight mix up." Headpool says, "I ended up in the right dimension, but the wrong time period."

"Huh... so, those theories about Ooo being the Marvel universe are true?" Deadpool questions.

"Yep." Headpool answers, "Anyway, when the son of a bitch tried to correct the issue, he got a little short with me."

[Ba Dum Tsss!]

"So, I bit him." Headpool states, "Luckily, Elders are immune to all forms of viruses, buuuuut... that didn't stop him from kicking me halfway across the world."

"Whoa, where'd you end up?" Finn questions.

"Right in the lap of a very sexy vampire lady." Headpool answers.

"I'd high five you, but with your current situation..." Deadpool says.

"Bite me." Headpool replies.

"Isn't that what got you into this predicament?" Deadpool questions.

[Your ass has officially been torched!]

"So wait, what happened next?" Finn replies.

"What do ya mean?" Headpool answers.

"The zombies, Wade." older Finn informs, "Tell 'em."

"Oh yeah!" Headpool says, "Well, after landing in the lap of the Vampire Queen, she quickly hatched an idea to make her and Abadeer some mindless slaves."

"So, they turned my people into zombies?" Princess Bubblegum replies, shocked.

"Not just them." older Finn explains, "All of Ooo."

"But... Wade wouldn't do something like that!" Jake states, pointing to Headpool.

"Of course I wouldn't." Headpool says, "Although... they made me a pretty tempting offer. Abadeer take their souls, I bite them, they use it to control them, and I get a new body."

"Something tells me it didn't go completely that way." Deadpool informs.

"Yeah, those bastards two timed me and threw me to the curve!" Headpool states, "I feel more used than an Asian boy in math class."

"So, everyone we ever knew is dead or zombified?" Finn questions, feeling sad.

"No, some managed to survive." older Finn explains, as Lady Rainicorn flies them over the Ice Kingdom. They quickly enter a window into the Ice Castle, land, and hop off of Lady Rainicorn.

"Dude, what are we doing here?" Finn questions, as he pulls out his sweater and gives it to the shivering Princess Bubblegum, who puts it on.

"After the outbreak, we befriended the Ice King." older Finn answers, shocking everyone.

"No way!" Jake states.

"It's the only place the zombies can't reach us, due to their lack of body temperature." older Finn explains, "That, and the Fire Kingdom, but no one can last long in there."

"My word, Finn, you seem much more... intelligent." Princess Bubblegum states, a bit surprised.

"I've had time to study." Finn says, as he goes over to a shelf full of books.

"Shmowzow, I'm a kickbutt geek!" Finn states, laughing. Older Finn laughs too in response.

"I wanna know what I'm like too!" Jake informs, excited. Everyone is silent again. Lady Rainicorn flies out of the room, starting to sob.

"Whoa... what's going on?" Finn questions, concerned. Older Finn slowly makes his way over to Jake and places a hand on his head.

"Jake... you... didn't make it." Older Finn explains, saddened. Jake eyes widen a bit.

"Wh-what?" Jake questions, shocked.

"No..." Finn says, feeling saddened as well.

"Oh my Glob, you guys, this is so flippin' emotional!" Lumpy Space Princess states, tearing up a bit.

"You were killed by Hunson Abadeer before the outbreak." older Finn informs. Jake is silent for a moment.

"Eh, it's not that big of a deal." Jake states, smiling, "At least I'm not dead right now."

"Jake, you jerk, you had me worried!" Finn yells, punching Jake in the arm, then laughing with him.

"Same old Jake." older Finn says, laughing as well.

"Funny, I actually expected a feel to be given for a moment there." Deadpool informs, tossing Headpool around in his hand.

"I'm still able to infect you, remember?" Headpool questions.

"Ah, you love me too much to bite me." Deadpool replies.

"I hate you." Headpool informs.

[BITE HIM!]

[No, then I'll just have to listen to him bitch about it later.]

Princess Bubblegum takes a few steps forward.

"Finn... what about me?" Princess Bubblegum questions.

"What do you mean?" older Finn answers, confused.

"What happened to me?" Princess Bubblegum informs.

"Do you really want to know?" older Finn questions. Princess Bubblegum thinks for a moment, then shakes her head.

"I suppose not." Princess Bubblegum says.

"You died!" Cinnamon Bun states. Starchy slaps Cinnamon Bun. "OW, HA, HA, HA!" Cinnamon Bun laughs in pain. Princess Bubblegum looks down in sorrow.

"Oh..." Princess Bubblegum says. All of a sudden, Ice King strolls into the room.

"Oh, hey, guys, you're back!" Ice King greets, then sees Princess Bubblegum. His eyes widen in shock and amazement. "Oh. My. Word." He says, "My beautiful princess..." Finn and Jake quickly ready themselves next to Princess Bubblegum, preparing for a fight. Ice King shakes his head a bit. "Oh no, it's fine, you guys." Ice King informs.

"Yeah, since there isn't any other princesses in Ooo except LSP and Flame Princess, he's gotten over his strange obsessions." older Finn explains.

"He just couldn't handle these lumps!" Lumpy Space Princess states, pointing to her body.

"Oh, come on!" Deadpool yells, "He took away the most important feature to the Ice King? He's supposed to be that way!"

"I know how you feel, dude." Headpool informs.

"Also... I've learned I've become to old for marriage." Ice King informs, "This stinking old wizard body has become too brittle, and with it becoming hotter due to the fact that the Nightosphere is leaking heat into our world, my body is starting to perish."

"Dude, that's kind of sad." Finn says.

"I know, man." Jake adds, feeling sorry.

"Even my dearly beloved crown cannot save me any longer." Ice King states, taking off his crown and rubbing its shiny beauty, "Soon enough, I'll be floating across the cosmic to the world beyond."

"Are you sure?" Deadpool questions, "I've always thought there was only the Nightosphere?" Ice King looks at him for a moment.

"Now that you mention, you're probably right." Ice King informs.

"I'm on a roll today!" Deadpool states.

[I think this is a sign of the apocalypse.]

"Oh, you poor dear!" Princess Bubblegum says, leading Ice King over to his easy chair and sitting him down, "You have to rest."

"Thank you, Princess." Ice King replies, feeling weaker, "Not much longer now." Gunter waddles into the room. "Gunter... come to daddy." Ice King says, motioning for Gunter. Gunter obeys and waddles over, tears forming in its eyes. Gunter hops up and snuggles up to Ice King. "Gunter... daddy's gonna be going on a little trip now." Ice King informs, placing the crown upon Gunter's head, "I need you to run the castle from now on. And take care of your brothers and sisters. Rule them with an iron fist!" Gunter nods, crying a bit. Ice King turns his head towards Princess Bubblegum. "It is time." he says. Everyone in the room looks on in sorrow. "Princess... before I go... could you do me one last favor." Ice King questions.

"Of course." Princess Bubblegum answers.

"Could you... give me a final kiss before... I go?" Ice King replies, a hopeful look in his eyes. Princess Bubblegum is a bit taken back by this.

"Ah, gross, man!" Jake states.

"No one wants to see that!" older Finn adds.

"Please." Ice King begs. Princess Bubblegum thinks for a moment.

"Very well." Princess Bubblegum replies. Everyone gasps in shock. Ice King slowly puckers his lips and closes his eyes. Princess Bubblegum sighs, then quickly presses her lips to Ice King's.

"...Oh god, I just vomited a little in my mouth!" Deadpool states, gagging a long with the others.

"I wish I could throw up right now!" Headpool replies. Princess Bubblegum removes her lips quickly.

"HA, I TOLD YOU YOU'D KISS ME ONE DAY!" Ice King yells, laughing. He then clutches his chest and falls back into his chair, dead. Gunter begins to sob. Everyone lowers their heads in sadness.

"Starchy's sad now." Starchy states.

"Finn." Ice King's voice says. Older Finn looks up in shock. "Come to me." Ice King says, his eyes still closed and his hand motioning him over. Older Finn quickly goes to his side. "There is... another Skywalker." Ice King moans. Older Finn's face lights up with confusion, then looks over and his face lights up with anger.

"WADE, KNOCK IT OFF!" older Finn yells.

"Sorry, couldn't resist." Deadpool informs, standing up from behind the easy chair.

[Have to work with what's given to you.]

[Amen, brother.]

"So... what happens now?" Finn questions, confused.

"We have to stop Hunson Abadeer and Marceline now." older Finn answers, "With the Ice King dead, the Ice Kingdom will soon melt away, leaving us all exposed."

"Who knew Al Gore's predictions would come true?" Headpool says.

"I didn't want it to come to this... but we have no other choice." older Finn informs.

"What do you mean?" Princess Bubblegum questions. Older Finn turns to the others, a serious look on his face.

"I'm going to go into the Fire Kingdom and beg Flame King for his allegiance." older Finn explains. Everyone looks at him in shock.

"...Well, good luck with that!" Deadpool replies, as he turns to leaves, "I'm gonna go raid the fridge."

"Whoa, are you sure?" Finn questions, shocked.

"I have no other choice." older Finn informs, "We alone are out numbered by their forces." Finn thinks for a moment.

"Then we're going with you." Finn states, "Right, Jake?"

"Totally, I know how to handle the Flame King." Jake replies.

"Me and Shorty are comin' too." Deadpool informs, entering back into the room.

"Why?" older Finn questions, confused.

"We just checked the service here, and he has, like, no bars." Headpool answers.

"But who will watch us?" Princess Bubblegum questions.

"You'll be fine for now." older Finn explains, "If you want, you can go downstairs and see the other survivors and and maybe study some of my work on the antidote for the virus."

"Then I shall!" Princess Bubblegum states, leaving the room, "Viel Glück!"

"Whoa, you really are a nerd." Finn says. Jake grows in size and motions for the others.

"Hop on, guys!" Jake orders. Everyone hops onto his back and he climbs out the window.


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