Just Some Wonderful Headcanons About Our Favorite People

The Newsies Go To Wegmans™

(this was co-written by OtterSandwich)

So Katherine needs some Gatorade to fuel her all-nighters

The boys don't let her have red bull anymore

Jack wants to come too

That means the rest of the newsies tag along

They never leave Jack

It's sweet

They all pile in two cars

Finch is laying on top of Albert, Elmer, and Race

He's still talking about his thirty-seven kids

Finch gave them names

They all rhyme with Harry

Finch makes the family name Potter

Finch thinks he's funny

No one else does

The newsies immediately split up

Romeo heads to the marshmallow aisle

He knows that's where the sad girls go

Romeo flirts with every attractive person that comes into the marshmallow aisle

He gets a date

His jaw drops

That's never worked before

His ego is inflated for the rest of his life

Elmer is pushing Crutchie around in a cart

Race and Albert are trying to beat them

They don't look where they're going

Albert pushes Race right over some poor teenage girl

She just lays there

Albert goes over to help her up

He freezes when he sees that she's pretty

Albert doesn't do well around pretty girls

Race starts crying with laughter

Crutchie looks at Albert sympathetically

Elmer chased after the girl to apologize

He got a date

Albert almost punched him

But he didn't

Somehow Finch got stuck on the train

Specs bet him a hundred dollars that he couldn't

He could

But now Finch can't get down

He's close to tears

Finch yells to Specs his will

He gives everything to his imaginary thirty-seven children

Specs rolls his eyes and leaves

Finch is scared

Henry, Buttons, and Jojo are doing parkour in the toilet paper section

They're not good at it

Thankfully, the toilet paper is soft

They get some glares from a middle aged woman

They ignore her

Jojo can't see straight

He hit his head on a pole

That didn't stop him from jumping around some more

Mush and Tommy Boy are in the cafe

They've been sitting there the entire time

They don't talk to each other though

They just slurp

The loudest slurp makes you the alpha

They both want to be the alpha slurper

It is very loud in the cafe

They start burping too

Soon it becomes alpha burper

Smalls made a beeline for the bathroom

He's been in there the entire time

It doesn't smell good

Another man went in for half a second

He came out coughing

Smalls doesn't feel good

It's better to do it in public though

They'll know who it is if you do it at home

Smalls has a smug look on his face

Jack keeps trying to sneak candy in the cart

Katherine catches him every time

She's exasperated

All she wanted was a forty-eight pack of gatorade

Now she has to round up fourteen teenage boys

She didn't sign up for this

Katherine would leave, but she didn't drive

Elmer and Specs have the car keys

She doesn't know where they are

This trip was a disaster

Katherine should've just gone to Walmart

She's just grateful they didn't go to Costco

The boys would've been lost to the free samples

She smack Jack's hand away again

Jack doesn't even like smarties

yEe YeE! second chapter is done! thanks ottersandwich for helping me. remember, i accept any requests and i appreciate evrything you guys do for me. yEe YeE!