Just Some Wonderful Headcanons About Our Favorite People
The Newsies Go To Wegmans™
(this was co-written by OtterSandwich)
So Katherine needs some Gatorade to fuel her all-nighters
The boys don't let her have red bull anymore
Jack wants to come too
That means the rest of the newsies tag along
They never leave Jack
It's sweet
They all pile in two cars
Finch is laying on top of Albert, Elmer, and Race
He's still talking about his thirty-seven kids
Finch gave them names
They all rhyme with Harry
Finch makes the family name Potter
Finch thinks he's funny
No one else does
The newsies immediately split up
Romeo heads to the marshmallow aisle
He knows that's where the sad girls go
Romeo flirts with every attractive person that comes into the marshmallow aisle
He gets a date
His jaw drops
That's never worked before
His ego is inflated for the rest of his life
Elmer is pushing Crutchie around in a cart
Race and Albert are trying to beat them
They don't look where they're going
Albert pushes Race right over some poor teenage girl
She just lays there
Albert goes over to help her up
He freezes when he sees that she's pretty
Albert doesn't do well around pretty girls
Race starts crying with laughter
Crutchie looks at Albert sympathetically
Elmer chased after the girl to apologize
He got a date
Albert almost punched him
But he didn't
Somehow Finch got stuck on the train
Specs bet him a hundred dollars that he couldn't
He could
But now Finch can't get down
He's close to tears
Finch yells to Specs his will
He gives everything to his imaginary thirty-seven children
Specs rolls his eyes and leaves
Finch is scared
Henry, Buttons, and Jojo are doing parkour in the toilet paper section
They're not good at it
Thankfully, the toilet paper is soft
They get some glares from a middle aged woman
They ignore her
Jojo can't see straight
He hit his head on a pole
That didn't stop him from jumping around some more
Mush and Tommy Boy are in the cafe
They've been sitting there the entire time
They don't talk to each other though
They just slurp
The loudest slurp makes you the alpha
They both want to be the alpha slurper
It is very loud in the cafe
They start burping too
Soon it becomes alpha burper
Smalls made a beeline for the bathroom
He's been in there the entire time
It doesn't smell good
Another man went in for half a second
He came out coughing
Smalls doesn't feel good
It's better to do it in public though
They'll know who it is if you do it at home
Smalls has a smug look on his face
Jack keeps trying to sneak candy in the cart
Katherine catches him every time
She's exasperated
All she wanted was a forty-eight pack of gatorade
Now she has to round up fourteen teenage boys
She didn't sign up for this
Katherine would leave, but she didn't drive
Elmer and Specs have the car keys
She doesn't know where they are
This trip was a disaster
Katherine should've just gone to Walmart
She's just grateful they didn't go to Costco
The boys would've been lost to the free samples
She smack Jack's hand away again
Jack doesn't even like smarties
yEe YeE! second chapter is done! thanks ottersandwich for helping me. remember, i accept any requests and i appreciate evrything you guys do for me. yEe YeE!
