So I would like to thank those people who have reviewed/ story alerted my story. If there's anyway that I could make this better then please review and tell me or else I won't continue. :)
Warning/ disclaimer: The series, Naruto, does not belong to me. And some people may not like my stories I accept critisism and stuff. I might accidently offend people so please don't take that personally. Enjoy!
(I'm a Naruto page break, Believe it!)
Excuses, Excuses.
Hopefully, by this time, you have stoped the potential bomb from self destructing and decided wisely to just read this book from start to finish just in case there is another one. Well there isn't so don't worry....This book thinks...
Well we all need excuses for everything including being late. Here are a couple excuses that will always work according to Hatake Kakashi.
1) I had to help a cat out of a tree.
2) I helped someone cross the street.
3) I ate a fortune cookie and it told me to be late.
4) I got lost getting here.
5) I was feeding my dolphin. ( A/N: hehe, I had to put that there...)
There are a lot more that this author is too lazy to write so onward to potential reactions from the people you told this too...
1) They may help anything out of a tree including a bob cat. Why? Because they.... are still genin. coughspluttercough. Moving on...
2) They may help random strangers across the street when that stranger could be a deadly S-ranked Akatsuki who is in search of a tailed-demon(which may be you)
3)They might start believing in fortune cookies and then you shall be held responsible for the havoc around the place because of it.
4) Considering that you go the same way just about everyday, what are the chances that you will actually get lost? They will question that.
5) They may stop by Sea World or something and feed dolphins only God knows why. (Kudos for the people who sort of got it)
These are just starter excuses, the more advance you become in this skill the more intricate the excuses like...
A birdie told me to get up late and go slowly or else I will die and I helped a cat out of a tree while a black cat crossed my path so I had to go the long way and on the way there I came across an old woman that needed help with groceries, but right then I saw an old man that needed assistance across the road, then I read my Icha Icha Paradise in peace because you brats won't let me and so that, my students, is why I'm late.
*Depending on how long and how often you use excuses, the person that is hearing this should stop listening right about half way through. For those unfortunate souls that did listen carefully and believed every word you said lets see the set back(s)....
-They will start talking to birds and listening to them like it's a life or death situation in which thay may as well die if it was.
-Refer to #1 above.
-Refer to #2 above
-The worst and last thing you need is a book worm ninja on a mission.
Chances are, these excuses will not work. This is okay, just wing it and hope for the best. Unless you are prepared for sharp objects being thrown at you mercilessly, I advise writing your will ahead of time.
Right after you read this message, your favorite (or as close to favorite) Akatsuki member will be right behind you. The key is to not turn around because there is a 99.9% chance that they are there to kill you. Don't panic, just run in an organized fashion. You are not running from an S-ranked Ninja that is about to kill you, oh no. You are, as I said earlier, running in an organized fashion, and that isn't the sound out metal, or the glint in that ninja's eyes. Yeah just keep telling yourself that.
* Kakashi would save you but chances are that he is late. Have a nice day.
Eventually, Naruto comes and saves you and Kakashi gives you an excuse which you could write down somewhere at the back of the book. (But I would not advise that.)
Leave the excuses up to your non-existent imagination.
I love how this got a bit off topic. x] hehe please review!! And I'm happy to take ideas from people that need advice or want something included in this guide. Just about anything is welcome. This is T-rated so i think we all know the boundaries....right? I doubt myself about that...
