Motivation hasn't been around ever since Perfect Opportunity. Speaking of which, you guys who read that thing, I lied, it won't be around for a while. However, on a good note, it'll be like 10 pages before I submit a chapter, or chapters.
Warning: High dosage of crack delivered to you by the cunning although confusing hypnotism that Demyx seems to control. Be warned.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, nor do I own the Little Mermaid, of which the song was derived. Forgive me.
Chapter Two: Ya just gotta kiss the girl
Vexen was staring sooo close at a beaker, his eyes were practically touching it. The final mixing of the two liquids were so crucial, and so reactive, that if too much was added, and mixed in to the product... who KNOWS what might happen.
Vexen's eyes narrowed, his tongue stuck out in ultimate concentration. Carefully this must be done. CAREFULLY. The beaker was halfway tilted... a third of the way tilted...
Now halfway tilted again. He chickened out, but he was trying again.
Two thirds...
A single small line of liquid made its way to the edge... AND...
"Hello there, Vexy."
"GAAH!"
BOOOOOM!
A large mushroom cloud erupted, exploding the glass, and knocking Vexen over. Luckily, it wasn't big enough to cause anymore damage then to throughly blacken and slightly singe Vexen's face and hair.
Breathing like some deranged animal, he growled, "5th... beaker... this WEEK..."
"Ohh... I'm sorry Vexen, am I coming in at a bad time?"
The blonde whipped around to face the a liiiittle too light for red-head.
"ANY time you come in here is a bad time. LEAVE! NOW!"
"But I just wanted to see how you were doing, Vexy..." Marluxia was acting in a flirty... playful, all too calm way, KNOWING it really really pissed off the scientist in front of him.
While one-sided arguing was taking place, Demyx decided to pop in secretly, dragging in along with him, Xaldin, Axel, and Larxene. He had taken his hypnosis into account early today, knowing very well that Marly would come down to the basement-who-mourns-the-loss-of-the-book-that-hates-it-here-too just to irritate Vexen and possibly cause some dangerous explosions.
Everyone hid behind a large box of chemicals or some kind of other storage device that was laying around in large amounts around the lab. Then, in a quiet voice, Demyx cued everyone.
"Okay... Percussion," Demyx pointed at Axel, who summoned his Chakrams, small bursts of flame creating the beat, "Strings..." He summoned his own sitar, and casually strummed them, "Wind!" Xaldin summoned his lances, the weapons making a delightful harmonious sound, "Words..." And the song officially began, Demyx singing softly to the room that had just recently quieted to silent triumph contentment, and low grumbling and seething.
"There... you see her..." Demyx sang, in a low enough volume to make anyone think its all in their head, "Sitting there across the way..."
Marluxia raised his eyebrows and looked around, digging his little finger into his ear.
Demyx stuck his head out again from hiding and continued, "She don't got a lot to say, but there's something abooout herrr..."
Vexen heard it too. Wiping off his face of soot and other grime that could have possibly been created from that explosion, asked, "Uhh... do you hear something?"
Marluxia shrugged.
"And you don't know why... but you're DYING to try, you wanna-- KISS the girl..." Demyx gave the biggest grin, before hiding his head out of sight when both Vexen and Marluxia looked around in wonder.
"Are you sure you don't..."
"I DO... but, what's this girl they're talking about?" Then Marluxia turned and gave Vexen a curious stare, "Unless theres something you'd like to tell me..."
"I BEG your pardon?!"
"Yes... you want her... look at her, you know you do..." The two heard this line and and freaked, tipping over themselves, not wanting to look at each other.
"Is this song coming from YOU?!"
"Yes, because I DEFINITELY have a radio in here." Vexen snarled sarcastically.
"Vexen... are you playing for the same team?" Marluxia asked.
"I should ask YOU the same question!"
"It's possible she wants you too-- there's one way to ask her..."
Larxene echoed him, "assk heerr..."
"..." Both didn't want to know the answer to that question.
"It don't TAKE a word, not a single word, go on and... KISS the girl..."
Then came on Larxene, the back-up singer, "Kiss the girl..."
Then, with a big grin, Demyx said, half-kinda singing, "Sing with me now..."
Together Demyx and Larxene appeared out from the boxes they were hiding behind, singing into two microphones in their hands, they did a slide across the floor. "Sha la la la la la!"
"My oh my!"
"Look at the boy too shy-- He ain't gonna kiss the girl!"
Both looked at the two-- Marluxia was more horrified then the other. "LARXENE??!"
Vexen tried to make a break for it, but Axel took a break from making music to barricade the door with fire... and everyone who's ever played Pokemon knows that ice is weak against fire... and for that matter, plants, so it works in both ways.
When Axel got back into the beat, Demyx and Larxene both sang louder, "Sha la la la la la!"
"Ain't that sad?"
"Ain't it a shame-- too bad, you're gonna MISS the girl..."
"Both of us are MEN in case you haven't noticed!" Vexen shouted.
The singers and musicians took no notice of the confused nobodies. There was a music solo, then Larxene did hers, staring more towards Marluxia then Vexen in this part, "NOW'S your moment..."
"...the hell, Larxene?"
"Nyah na na..." Demyx cooed on queue.
"Floating in a blue lagoon..."
"What?"
"Nyah na naaaa..."
"Number IX, stop this madness!" Vexen tried to stop them himself.
"But you better do it soon... no time would be Bettaaaah..."
Then Axel and Demyx started to alternate the 'na's'
"Nyah!"
"Nyah!"
"Nyaa..."
"Nyaa..."
"Naaaa...!"
"Get OUT of here! Stop burning my door! Give respect to your elders, and PLEASE! STOP this! This is SO weird!"
Axel just swung back and forth to the beat, a stupid smile on his face from the hypnotism.
"Number XI! DO something!"
"What the hell do you expect me to do?!"
Of course, this really isn't romantic, especially if the couple in question is just confused and angry, so Demyx took this precaution, and got Xigbar into it as well. Using his power over gravity (or is it space? Same-difference...), he portaled into the room at around this point in the song, and, used space to push the two together, and held them there in awkward embrace.
"She don't SAY a word, and she WON'T say a word, until ya--"
Demyx and Larxene shared this one, "KISS the GIRL!"
Everyone involved with the song started to woot, whoop, and "Yee-haw!" at this point, while Demyx, smiling and a little bit of giggling, sang along with Larxene, "Sha la la la la la!"
"Don't be SCARED."
"(La la la... la la)" La'd Xaldin and Axel.
"You've got the MOOD prepared, go on and—"
"KISS the girl!"
"WHOA, WHOA!" Umf'd Xaldin and Axel, setting the mood EVEN BETTER!
And, to the 'kiss the girl' part, Xigbar started to use space to make it match with the song.
"N- No!"
"What are you doing, you fool!"
"S- stop! Number IX, number XII, or number II! WhomEVER is the one behind this! PLEASE! You can't--"
Even though they are nobodies, and don't have hearts, if they DID have hearts, they would be scared out of their minds. But they did become nobodies for a reason, and through pure will, stopped the movement on their heads to prevent the BIG SMOOCH! But, its more involves physical strength along with will to make it work, so the constant pressure against the back of their skulls pushed their faces ever closer to each other. Shaking, they tried to prevent this.
"Sha la la la la la!"
"Don't stop now!" Demyx waggled a finger at them.
"Don't try to hide it, how!" Larxene shook her head slightly and scrunched her shoulders.
"You wanna KISS the girl!" Both the singers and the musicians sung this part.
"Umf..." Marluxia struggled.
"Guuhh... no..." Vexen did the same. Xigbar added just a liiittle bit more pressure.
"Sha la la la la la!"
"Float aLONG!"
"Listen to the SONG!"
"The song say..."
"KISS THE GIRL!"
"Whoa, WHOA!"
"Stop this!!" Vexen pleaded again. Xigbar added even more pressure.
"Music PLAY!"
"Do what the music SAY!"
"You wanna KISS the giirrrll!"
"Whoa-- WHOA!" Axel and Xaldin umf'd again. The mood was ALMOST right... it was just missing... a certain something...
Xaldin and Axel started to "La la" while Demyx and Larxene sang, "You gotta... kiss the girl..." more softly this time. The mood was setting in.
The two were groaning under the pressure Xigbar was adding. Little by little, the two inched towards each other's faces.
But there was a lot of support from the band. "Kiss him! Kiss him!" was heard among them.
"Why don't you KISS the girl..."
Vexen and Marly were approximately 5 centimeters away from each other's noses.
"You gotta... KISS the girl!" The band leaned in. Demyx leaned in. This was the moment of truth. Larxene continued the song.
"Go on and... KISS the kiss the girl!"
"The superior will hear about thiiis--!" Marluxia shouted in last futile attempt to prevent this the situation from escalating to more awkward measures. At the same time, Vexen shouted something else, something about respect... something or rather...
And this was the moment Xigbar, (of course by Demyx's will) was waiting for. Xigbar was number II for a reason-- he had a strong will. Of course, so did everyone here at the castle that never was, but he had a stronger one-- much stronger.
And when the two opened their mouths to scream their death cries, he forced them on to each other... with the sharp and heavy sound of teeth colliding, and muffled, "WTF?!"'s, the "Kiss the girl" song... was complete.
Axel, Xaldin, Xigbar, and Larxene were released from their trance, and awoke to another awkward scene that would have weirded them the hell out, had they not already witnessed the Superior, and their very own Number VII make out randomly in front of them. Strange looks were passed all around once more.
But out of everything, one question was brought up that no one knew the answer to, and what the hell they were talking about.
This will be added to the big book of weird stories.
"Who exactly WAS the girl?"
...Yes. I just went there. I support 4-11, but I know that in the back of my mind, Vexen, and even MARLY is straight. Tis all for fun, dearies. If you want to further your understanding of the song, look it up on youtube or something and find the original, and play it through. The lyrics are bolded, I do that for some reason.
Anyone want to recommend songs for the next one?And possibly the members to go with it?
As always,
Alena
