Shinigami Bells

Dashing through the halls, trying to get away from crazy

O'er the walls I go, why won't you let me be

I get a feeling of dread, someone must be after my head

All I want for Christmas is to sleep safely in my bed

OH

Jingle bells

Kenpachi smells, Mayuri laid an egg

Kyoraku lost his sake stash

And Rangiku got away


Author's Note

I am on a terrifying Christmas carol parody spree. I purposefully didn't specify who's chasing who because there are too many people who would hunt someone else down in Seireitei. I don't know about you guys, but I could totally picture Mayuri doing something to himself so he can lay eggs. Just so you know, Rangiku stole Kyoraku's sake stash.

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