Although there's only one review so far, I'm persisting in this whole one-shot thing. Thanks so much, shadmsluv, for reviewing me. You have no idea how grateful I am to you.

So here's another challenge!fic. Hope there'll be more reviews this time, or rather, more hits and I'd be quite a happy girl.

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Disclaimer: Nope, bu shi wo de. (and that's Chinese for 'not mine'.)


Air Vent(s)

"Remind me why I'm here again?"

"Because Mr. Whatshisface has your diary. And in your diary lies the all-important secret concerning vampires world-wide."

"Oh. That." I sighed heavily and continued crawling. "Right."

"I knew I shouldn't have told you." Edward grumbled in front of me and I jabbed his calf in annoyance. "You didn't have to. I guessed it, remember?"

"And I should have vehemently denied it. Whatever was I thinking?" What a jerk.

"Shut up, you. I had to fake illness because I don't have mesmerizing golden eyes to charm anyone and everyone. Make this worth my virgin lie to a teacher!" Not like there was no truth to that 'virgin lie'. My stomach was hurting badly and I think I need to use the toilet for a human moment.

Edward stopped abruptly and I just barely avoided crashing into him. "Hey!" I huffed crossly.

"You think I have mesmerizing golden eyes?"

Gosh, is this guy for real?!

"Excuse me, but can you please move your stony butt? We're directly above the hall now, where the rest of the school is. Mr. Rhode's lecturing them on the vandal scandal, which leaves his office empty. If you want your secret safe, move!"

"Fine. I'll ask again later." And he moved forward.

I clutched my stomach and shuffled forward with one hand. The pain was increasing and I could hardly bear it anymore.

PFFFFFEEEEET.

I froze.

Edward froze.

Even the whole student body beneath me seemed to freeze. Then suddenly…

"Ew! What stinks?" I heard Mike's voice ring out loudly, filling up the now-quiet hall. My eyes widened with shock and embarrassment.

OHMYGOD,OHMYGOD,OHMYGOD.


"Fart, Bella? You farted?"

"Oh stop it, okay? Give it a rest! Not everybody's as perfect as you. Normal people pass gas too." I paused to breathe. "Now, bring me home. My stomach hurts. I think you gave me food poisoning." I threw him an accusing stare.

"I cook just fine." Edward said haughtily, striding forward with his head held high.

"Yeah. Coming from someone who doesn't even eat." I muttered as I followed him to his Volvo, knowing full well that he can hear every single word.