Author's notes: Hey guys! I know the first chapter was short, so here's the next one; I tried to make it a bit longer! Hope you enjoy! Oh, and don't forget to leave a review to let me know what you think :) Enjoy~!
Chapter Two- Spies
Zim's POV
I watched in great pleasure as the Dib-Thing ran out of the class.
"Freak." One of the hyuumans mumbled.
Stupid, stupid hyuuman. You'll never be as smart as ZIMM! He wasn't even close to right when he accused me of probing the FILTH who sits behind me. Oh no, the great Zim is far beyond his probing days. I was simply trying to take a DNA sample so that I turn that hyuuman into a mutant slave who would follow my every command; that is all.
I sat through the miserable day in that FILTHY skool, not paying attention at all to what the one called Ms. Bitters was saying. The powerful Zim has much better things to do than learn of burning puppies! I was busy picking out whom in that class was the most worthy to serve as a hyuuman mutant slave to their future Irken overlord! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Zim! Stop laughing diabolically and get off of your desk, before I'm forced to make you burn like Kippy did!"
"THE AMAZING ZIM TAKE ORDERS FROM NO ONE! NOO ONNNEEEE!" I yelled with my fist in the air and face towards the celling; I was still standing on my desk. I didn't care how scary that Ms. Bitters was; I would soon rule them all!
When I lowered my head, she was right in my face, her eyes as black as demon souls.
"I mean, Yes Ma'am. I am normal." I said as I sat back down in my seat, avoiding eye contact by staring at the floor. The next time the evil skool master turned around, I jumped up and sprinted out the door, not daring to look back. If she asks where I went on Monday, then I'll just tell her I had a MIGHTY NEED to use the bathroom. That one never fails.
When I used my PAK to determine the time, I noticed that it was the hour that GIR's favorite show, Evil Monkey, was on. That monkey… I couldn't go back to my base now. I turned the corner of the sidewalk just in time to see the Dib-Monkey go inside his house and close the door behind him far in the distance. I guess I could go for a bit of surveillance right about now.
I jogged to the left side of the hyuuman home and glanced up to where the Dib's bedroom window was; now I just had to find an easy way to look inside without being spotted. In a matter of seconds I had the extra legs from my PAK out and used them to slowly lift myself just so that I could see into the room. Even though the sound was a bit more muffled because of my dumb wig, I was still able to pick up what the stupid hyuumans were saying.
"I can't stand it anymore! I can't believe that Zim! You should've seen him, Gaz, he was probing a girl right in the middle of class! No one even noticed until I said something! And then when they did notice, they believed him when he said it was acupuncture! Acupuncture, Gaz! And why didn't you go to school today? You've been playing that game all day! Hey, are you even listening to me?"
"Dib. Get out. Now." Gaz growled in that scary voice of hers; I assumed the Dib-Beast was in her room.
"Fine… But seriously, you know that Zim's an alien right?" Dib proceeded to ramble on, until he was cut off by his own scream. He stumbled into his room and my view with what seemed to be a purple stuffed bear on his head. It had razor sharp teeth and was also making little growling noises. Would this be what the hyuumans call 'cute?'
"AAAAAAH!" Dib screamed, grabbing at the thing and trying to rip it off. However, the bear was persistent, and it continued to hold on. "GAZ! STOP THIS THING! I'M SORRY!" He yelled, his struggled becoming weaker than before. There was a pause, and I heard a 'snap' coming from a different room. At the sound, the bear released Dib and left the room, but not before glancing back and growling one last time.
"Seriously, why does she program her stuffed animals to do stuff like that?" Dib mumbled to himself while closing his bedroom door. As he turned to walk towards his computer-thing, which was right next to the window I was looking through, I quickly ducked down so I wouldn't be spotted.
"Now back to forming my plan." The Dib-Stink said to himself cheerfully. I slowly raised myself so that I could see into the room once again and watched as the hyuuman typed something into his computer. I craned my neck to try and see what sort of plan he was coming up with, but it was no use. From the angle I was at, I couldn't make out a thing. Oh, well. Nothing escapes the AMAZING ZIMM! I will find out what it is eventually.
I lowered myself to the ground slowly and retracted my spider legs. Just as I was about to head home, I felt the stare of hyuuman eyes burning into me. I stopped and looked to the left to see a large, heavy-weight man staring at me with wide eyes. He wore a grey tank top with stains around the pits and blue shorts. In his hand, he held a green garden hose that had water spraying out.
"Just how much did you see, Earth-Pig?" I asked, my voice sounding accusing and threatening. The man did not reply at first. He just slowly lifted a finger and pointed at me, the hose still in his other hand.
"So-some kind of… ALLLIEN!" He breathed, eyes still plastered in place. Great. Now what was I supposed to do? I couldn't just leave the thing there; he could tell others about me! I slowly started forward, keeping eye contact and expression the same. If I ran up to it, the hyuuman could become spooked and run off. They all fear ZIM!
"Why don't you come with me? I could show you some things you would probably find quite interesting." I said calmly; capturing dumb hyuumans was an art I had perfected within my year of living on this planet.
"S-Spider legged alliiieeenn…" The beast stammered.
"Yes, yes. Whatever. Come to ZIM!" I shouted when I was close enough. I grabbed the hyuuman's arm and pulled him along with me as I ran back to my base. Oh, but how heavy the Earth-Stink was! Not even I could handle this pig alone! I stopped for a bit, still holding onto the beast's arm, and the microphone I use to call GIR flipped out of my PAK.
"GIR! Come to Zimmm." I commanded.
"Yes, my lord!"
In a matter of seconds, GIR arrived in his jet-leg form, his green dog disguise on.
"GIR, I need you to help me get this FILTH back to the labs."
"Okie Dokie!" My robot slave replied as I struggled to push the hyuuman over and onto his back. Once he was on, GIR blasted off in the direction of my base. With a sigh, I marched after them, scheming the whole way.
