Doctor Henry Georg struts into the office of Gregory House. The team looks up, confused. House never told them anything about a new hire.

"Hello, Dr. House was called away to a meeting," Georg says in a terrible, snooty voice that has Chase actually cringing, "I am filling in for him today; my name is Dr. Henry Georg. How do you all do?"

"Um…fine. I'm Allison Cameron. I specialize in immunology. I'm so happy to meet you."

"Robert Chase. I'm in ICU."

"Foreman. Neurology."

Cameron glares at her co-workers' awful manners, but it seems Georg didn't catch it at all.

"Well, I'm glad to make your acquaintances. I look forward to working with all of you; in fact, I have our first case. A 33 year-old female. Fever, severe cramping and back pain, and fatigue. I believe that we should…"

"Fever means infection."

"Judging from the back pain and cramping, it's in her bladder."

"She could have caught it from anywhere. We should start her on anti-biotics, see how she does."

Silence fills the room as the team looks over to House for confirmation. Except, there's no House.

"Yes," Georg says uncertainly, "Th-that's possible. We should test her first though."

"Good idea," Cameron says, "Can you get us the lab?"

"Well…others are using it."

"Well then, this could take forever. We should just start the treatment," Chase suggests.

"But what if it's wrong? We need to be sure."

"We are sure," Foreman insists, "If we can't diagnose a simple bladder infection, what kind of doctors would we be?"

"Well, I suppose…"

"Great, we'll start treatment."

/./././

House's phone rings.

"Hello my slaves. You miss me?"

A bit of frantic talking is heard from the small speaker.

"You morons! You didn't even think to look for something else? Search her home? Check to see if she was vomiting? No, of course not."

Quite muttering on the opposite side.

"Oh my god. Unbelievable. Tell your temporary boss to shove it. Run a LP and a biopsy. If the new captain has a problem, tell him to call me. I'll be back by tomorrow night. Let's try not to kill her before that, think you guys can manage?"