Where we last left off our hero.
"HOLD IT!"
... Deadpool what do you want know?
"First off where the hell have you been I thought this story was going to be top priority?"
Well I have been thinking of what to do next since you ruined the first chapter.
"Ruin the first chapter I didn't ruin it I upgraded it."
Yea and now I have to think of a new story plot luckily for you it hasn't gone to shambles yet.
Look buddy we do what we want when we want to. It's as simple as that.
I for one think we need to listen to the author and let him do his work.
"Alright, alright look just get me to town so I can get my talking Katana and I'll let you take control again."
Alright deal.
"Oh wait before we start how far did you make it in my game?"
I got to the part were you were drained of your power by Rouge and then became four armed Deadpool.
Ahh the memorys.
Ok where we last left off our heroes Deadpool acquired the staff of destruction and teleported out of the school for Nobles. Now Old Osmond has begun a meeting between the teachers staff and three of the students that were present. These three students are Louise Francoise De La Valliere. Kirche Augusta Frederica Von Anhalt Zerbst and Tabitha.
Hey wait a minute Isn't the story about you know us.
"Yeah were are we?"
You guys are teleporting to random areas checking out the sites and places getting souvenirs and familiarizing yourself with the land.
I like it. Short and simple.
Anyway Old Osmond was currently looking into his crystal ball searching for Deadpool.
"Drat that is the fifth time he has disappeared truly who ever this Masked man is He truly is a powerful Noble." Old Osmond the headmaster stated.
The teachers were stunned at how this man kept disappearing right when they find him.
"If he didn't steal the Staff of Destruction I would applaud him." Jean Colbert said who was the teacher who confronted him in the last chapter. Ms. Loungueville was thinking a different thing about him.
How could I let this happen Now that I know how to activate it we can't even find it. Ugh truly a waste. "We have a very serious crisis on our hands We should tell the Queen she can help us." Most of the teachers were agreeing with the teacher that said that. The headmaster was reluctant to ask for help but this was truly out of his hands.
"Alright send a message to the palace I'm sure they can handle this. But tell them too send someone here so I can give them the spell frequency To the tracking spell. That way they can at least have a lead." Osmond said.
Meanwhile back with our hero Deadpool.
"Man I didn't know that Germania had babes with huge honkers."
So many I feel like I could just die of happiness.
Sadly we can't die.
"Alright where are we now?" Deadpool asked him self. He found himself in a small alley by a store that looked to be a weapon's shop.
Hey look a weapon's shop lets go in and check it out. Taking his inner self's suggestion Deadpool entered the shop. Once inside they saw the most ugliest person he has ever saw. It looked like a rat and a woman banged each other and the result was this god awful mutant human rat. And he had this most nasily voice in the world.
"Hello sir welcome what can I interest you in today?" The shop owner said. Deadpool did a quick look around the room noticing most of the weapons were straight edge weapons and not a single curved sword.
"I'm looking for a sword, strong, curved and two of them." He said quickly. The weapon shop owner nodded and went into the back room to look for such a blade.
"Your not gonna get anything but junk from this guy I can tell you that." A voice sounded off. Deadpool did a quick search around the room his eyebrow raised or where it would be raised if he wasn't wearing his mask. "Over here!" He heard and gazed into the direction of a barrel of swords.
Looks like we found our blade.
Deadpool gazed into the barrel and picked up one sword that was sheathed and drawed it out.
OH MY GOD IT'S A PIECE OF CRAP.
"Hey I ain't a piece of crap I can honestly say I'm better than any sword this place has." Deadpool was astonished. I mean god awfully freaking astonished.
"Y-you can hear them?" He asked the sword.
"Of course I can. Who doesn't?" The sword said.
Uh lets see here almost everyone we ever talk to.
"Your serious?"
Damn straight we are you piece of crap.
"Hey I'll have you know I am the legendary Lord Derflinger you inanimate voice."
All I'm seeing is a piece of crap.
"I'm gonna have to kinda agree with him on this one." Deadpool said. The sword harrumphed and then said.
"Well I might look a little rough around the edges but that's because I haven't tasted the blood of enemies for so long."
So what your saying is feed you enemies you grow stronger?"Um... Yea lets go with that."
"Its decided I found our talking Katana." Deadpool said triumphantly. Then he touched his teleportation belt and they vanished. Minutes later the owner came out with a fine looking scimitar.
"Ugh sir?... Mustv'e left." One second later Deadpool reteleports back in and said.
"Yoink." While he took the scimitar and re-reteleported out of the establishment. The owner stared shocked at what had just happened.
