A/N: I know they are not twins, for the record. I just wanted to make them ones. Anyways, I do not own Hetalia or any of the characters. I do, however, own the made up island that has no name yet.
Hetalia Gakuen Fanfic
Chapter Two: First day of school
Romano stares down at his new uniform in annoyance. "What the hell is this!" "Isn't it great! These are the uniforms! They change during every season, so you never get tired of it!" Feliciano exclaims and Romano grimaces at his mirror reflection. "Liar. I'm already tired of it." "So cute!" The younger brunette exclaims and Romano goes ten shades of red, the image of a certain tomato bastard running through his head. "D-damnit…" He mutters and Feliciano smiles at him. "Hmm? What's this 'damnit' thing?" "AH! N-NOTHING!"
Romano ducks from Feliciano and runs off to the bathroom to finish getting ready. "Eh? Ve~ fratello sure is weird…" "I AM NOT!" The older boy yells from the bathroom and Feliciano smiles. "Okay~!"
At the school:
Feliciano drags an annoyed Romano into the building and they immediately come face to face with a man almost as scary as that creepy French dude. In front of them stands a tall, muscular, man with slicked back blonde hair and blue eyes. "AH! Ludwig~~! This is my big brother Romano!" Ludwig looks at the boy next to Feliciano who is glaring daggers at him. "U-um…nice to meet you, Romano." "So you're the German guy…?" "Well there's also my older brother….but since he's a teacher I suppose he doesn't count…" "GREAT! JUST GREAT! Stuck with two god damned potato bastards! This sucks! Damnit!" Romano fumes and Feliciano smiles. "Well, let's introduce you to some others! Stay right here I'll go get Kiku!"
Ludwig stares over at the pissed Romano. "You…you are into my brother, I can see it! If you so much as hold his hand I'll kick your ass into next year!" The brunette warns and Ludwig looks at him confused. "Feliciano and I are already dating…" Feliciano comes back with a Japanese boy and sees Romano glaring daggers at him and Ludwig sporting a bruise on his face. "Um…R-Romano…?"
Romano's eyes fall on the Japanese boy, to angry to even look at his brother. He holds in a snicker as he looks the boy over, he's a stereotypical Japanese boy; he is a short, slim man with black hair and dark brown eyes. Admittedly, he did look a little cute, but still. This place is full of stereotypes. "Romano, what are you so angry about? Why did you punch Ludwig?" Feliciano asks, now over to Ludwig and tracing a finger over the now blushing man's face.
"Why didn't you tell me you were dating your best friend Ludwig?" Romano asks darkly, glaring at the two. "I-I didn't know how you'd react to me being gay…" Feliciano mutters before smiling at him. "But it doesn't matter, does it?" The older twin looks at him a bit off guard. "Well…no…I don't care if you're gay… but I'm not too fond of your taste." Romano shoots a glare at Ludwig, who sighs in exhaustion. "Well, this is Kiku Honda! He is my second best friend!"
Kiku bows to Romano, who looks at him a bit confused. "It is nice to meet you, Romano-san." "Ah…um…you to…Kiku." Romano stutters out and the Japanese boy smiles at him. "So…are all of your friends older than you, Feliciano?" He asks and Feliciano thinks for a second. "Nope! There's Peter and Aisu! Of course, Peter is twelve, but Aisu is our age!" "Hm…I always figured you'd only have a bunch of younger friends…I'm actually surprised…" Romano mutters and Feliciano smiles. "You thought of me! I'm so happy~!" He tackles his unsuspecting brother.
Romano turns ten shades of red and struggles underneath the younger brunette. "G-GET OFF, DAMNIT!" "Oh my~! It my little tomato!" Said 'tomato' freezes under his brother, going pale. "Oh god…" "Lovi~!" "Oh shit…" "What are you up~?" Antonio trails off as Romano pushes his brother off and darts off in another direction. "Wow…he must not like you, Carriedo-sensei." Kiku says and Antonio pouts. "Ah…you really think so?" "I don't, if he didn't like you, he'd give you one of these." Ludwig says, pointing to his bruise. "Ohh my~! Poor Ludy is hurt~! Why did he do that?" "Number one, don't ever call me Ludy again, and he did this because I am dating Feliciano." "Aaahhhh~! Well, I can rest assured that even if he hates me, it's nowhere near as much as he'll always hate you." Antonio says happily and Ludwig groans. "Great…just great…"
Meanwhile, Romano runs down a random hall before crashing into a man with short blonde hair and green eyes. "S-sorry…" "What the hell! Jeez, you must be new...just watch where you're going from now on…why are you running around so early anyways?" The short, slim man asks and Romano twitches. "I was avoiding a rather annoying Spanish man…" The man, who has a thick English accent twitches as well. "Ah…I understand…I hate that bloody git." Romano nods and the English man holds out his hand. "I suppose I'll introduce myself now. I am Arthur Kirkland, your English teacher." "Let me guess…Antonio is the Spanish teacher and the creepy French guy…Francis Bonnefoy? Is the French teacher." Arthur sighs sadly. "Yes…it's sad but, this school is that predictable."
Romano shrugs. "OH well, I guess if you're going to have teachers of different languages here, might as well put them to use…" "Yeah, that's true." "ARTHUR!" They both look over to see a tall teenage boy with short blonde hair parted slightly on the left and an ahoge sticking up. Romano notices his new teacher stiffen up when the boy's blue eyes lock with his over his glasses. "Who is this boy, Arthur?" Arthur blushes and hits the teen. "Damnit Alfred, I told you not to call me by my first name in school!" Alfred smirks down at his teacher. "What's it matter? Everyone already knows we're dating. The new kid should know to."
Romano twitches, he hates Americans. They are so loud and annoying, and this boy was OBVIOUSLY an American. "Hey there! I'm Alfred F. Jones!" Alfred exclaims, holding out a hand to Romano. "What the fuck is with the people here and giving out their middle names…? Ugh, I'm Romano Vargas." Romano mutters and quickly shakes the boy's hand. "AHAH! I KNEW IT! You look almost exactly like Feliciano! So you're the twin he's always going on and on about! Nice ta meet ya!" Arthur twitches and hits Alfred over the head with a textbook. "I TAUGHT YOU PROPER ENGLISH YOU BLOODY MORON! SO USE IT!" "Yeah, yeah…"
Romano watches the two confused for a second before deciding he no longer cares and heads down the hall. Just in time to. The stupid American was beginning to feel up the English guy's ass. He ignores the insults flying from the teachers lips and ends up in his first class. In there is another young teacher, just like all the other, except this one looked slightly normal. Hopefully.
It was another man, of course. Antonio had already warned him that the high school, no, island, was a sausage fest, so he already expected it. The man has dark hair tied back in a ponytail and light brown eyes that light up at the sight of Romano. "Ah! You must be Feliciano's brother! He said you would be coming here soon." The man says sweetly and Romano nods, holding out his hand. "I am Romano Vargas." "I am Wang Yao, your new math teacher. It's nice to meet you."
Romano feels a small smile begin to rise, he finally found a normal person! YES! He almost felt like pulling the taller man into a hug. Almost. "You as well, Mr. Yao." Wang Yao smiles at him. "Oh no, there's no need to call me that. Just call me Yao. Everyone does." "Ok, Yao." Romano says, feeling a little awkward. "This island is very informal about names, Romano. The teachers, at least. Don't worry, you'll get used to it." "Right…" "FRATELLO~!" Feliciano runs in and tackles his older brother to the ground. Well, there goes the moment of normalcy. A fleeting, but wonderful moment.
"I WAS SO WORRIED! Antonio was too! See!" Feliciano points to an overjoyed Antonio. "Ah~! I thought Lovi ran out of the school! What a responsible boy going around and getting to know your teachers! I'm so proud~!" Romano twitches and throws a pencil that fell out of his backpack at the man's head. "DON'T BE PROUD YOU DAMNED TOMATO BASTARD! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!" Antonio pouts as the pencil falls to his feet. "Romano is so mean~!" "CUT IT OUT!"
Yao looks over to Antonio. "Antonio, you do know it's almost time for the bell to ring. You can play with Romano la-!" He stops himself when Kiku comes walking in. "Kiku!" He runs over to the boy and hugs him. "Yao-sensei, please stop that." Romano inwardly cries. There goes his normal person. FUCK! He looks at Kiku for a second. Maybe he's the normal one on this island.
Resigning himself to the strange people on this island, he sits down next to his brother. "Wait…you didn't say Kiku was our age…" Romano mutters and Feliciano smiles. "He's not! He and Ludwig are eighteen! He only visits Yao every day before his first class! Isn't it cute~?" "Yeah...that's one word for it…" "Ve~! Is fratello uncomfortable with gay couples!" Feliciano asks, trying to hide his sadness at the thought. Romano rolls his eyes and hits Feliciano over the head. "Idiot! I already told you that I don't care about that sort of stuff. It's a stupid thing to worry about. I'm just not big on…romantic things." Feliciano frowns.
"Okay class! Today we will be learning…" Yao trails off as another man enters the room. The man is a GIANT! A scary looking GIANT! His face is round and childish, even equipped with a childish smile on his face. His hair is a beige-blonde mixture and he has violet eyes. "Hello Yao." The man says happily and Yao smiles nervously. "Well, hello, principle Braginski." "No, no…call me Ivan!" The other man says in a heavy Russian accent. "R-right…um…we have a new student with us! His name is Romano and he's Feliciano's older twin!"
Ivan's eyes fall on Romano and cause the boy's skin to crawl. "Hello, Romano." "Uh…um…h-hello…" Romano mutters, sinking into his seat, trying to hide behind the desk. "Ah~ your terrified face is cute~!" Ivan teases and Romano can't even bring himself to yell at the man. He wasn't being mean to him, he was just so…intimidating. Like those damn mafia members that used to visit him.
"Ve~! Principle Braginski is drunk again~!" Feliciano observes and Ivan smiles at him. "I'm not drunk. I only had two bottles of vodka this morning." Romano cringes. TWO BOTTLES OF VODKA BY EIGHT-THIRTY IN THE MORNING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE! "Well~ I suppose I'll get going. Have fun in your war class." Ivan calls out and Yao twitches. "IT'S MATH CLASS! MATH CLASS!" "Ok Yao~!" "WHA-! How the hell does Im Yong Soo deal with him?" Yao sighs before going to the chalkboard and writing down some equations. "Alright, let's see how good you are Romano."
Romano twitches and glares at nothing in particular. He hasn't gone to a class in six months, let alone math. Of course he's still good at it. This is Romano, after all. He goes up to the board and writes down the answers to the questions with ease. Thank GOD he loves numbers. ""Good job, Romano!" Yao exclaims, smiling at the boy. "Mhm…" Romano shoots a glare at the teacher before sitting back down. "Well then…as you can all see…"Yao's voice quickly fades from Romano's hearing as the boy draws in his notebook.
After what feels like hours of pretending to take notes the class finally ends. "Have a good day!" Yao exclaims as the students leave. "Ve~! Next we have music with Mr. Edelstein. You like music don't you, Romano?" Feliciano asks and Romano cringes. Music. He hasn't really had any training in the music department. Damnit. Fucking music. "I...don't…know…"
They enter the room to see a man with slightly wavy brown hair pushed out of his face and a stray strand sticking out. He has a mole on his face but it's strangely not gross or anything. In fact his face is almost regal with his thin frames covering his violet eyes. The way he stands is regal as well. Everything about him screams rich. Which makes Romano wonder if he owns this no-name island. "Hello class." His eyes fall on Romano and he smiles. "I see we have a new student. From the looks of it, you're Romano Vargas, right? Feliciano talks about you all the time." Romano silently nods. Aside from the regal feel, he seems normal…so far. "Well, I am Roderich Edelstein. In class call me Mr. Edelstein, but in public feel free to call me Roderich. No one goes by their last name in town. Otherwise the kids would be calling half of the islands population by Mr. or Ms."
Romano nods again and Roderich smiles at him. "Alright, let's get you an instrument." "Instrument…?" "That's right. Every week we go back and forth from instrument to singing. This week is instruments. What can you play?" "Well…I have played the drums…" Romano mutters, remembering a time in Italy where he bought a drum set and learned roughly how to play it so he could piss off his father. "Great! Let's get you on a drum set." He leads the boy over to drums and sits him next to Ludwig. LUDWIG OF ALL PEOPLE! Why did the music class have to be an 'all-age' thing? This is bull.
Feliciano notices the grimace on Romano's face and raises his hand. "Ve~! I want to sit by fratello~!" Roderich sighs. "You are playing the guitar, not the drums. You can't sit by Romano." "Please put him on the end so I can be near him~!" Romano blushes. He knows what Feliciano was doing but DAMNIT! IT'S EMBARRASSING! "I suppose…Romano go sit by Kiku." The older brunette nods and moves over to the end, sitting beside his grinning brother.
Romano looks over to Kiku who gives him a polite nod, a stoic expression on his lips. "Alright class, let's begin!" They all look at their sheet music and play, Romano silently shocked that it's so easy. He's not looking at the music as much as what Kiku is doing, but hey, he's keeping the time and the beat. It's not like you can cheat in music class, right? He looks over to his grinning brother for a moment, slightly jealous of how the boy's hands dance over the strings with ease whereas the last time Romano tried to use a guitar and cut his finger and a few strings snapped off, leaving small scratches on his face. But here's Feliciano, playing it like it was as simples s breathing. It was almost depressing.
Just as Romano got the beat completely down on his own, Roderich switches to a new song. Bastardo. "Roderich!" Roderich and Romano jump a little at the voice of a woman while the rest of the class is unfazed. Apparently this is a normal occurrence. The woman who comes in has long dark brown hair pulled back into a ponytail, an orange flower in it, and green eyes. She also looked like she was about to kill someone. Creepy.
"What is it, Elizaveta?" "You know what it is. Your Swiss lover ran out of school again." She says, sounding defeated. "Really? Something Lilly related, I assume?" "Of course, but Ms. Vargas is taking care of Lilly. You need to tell that boy he needs to focus on school during school time!" "Right, right I know. So could you possibly discuss this with me at a later time? I am in the middle of class. Again." Elizaveta looks at the students and her eyes fall onto Romano.
He cringes as a strange smirk comes to her face. "Um…" "You're Feliciano's brother, yes?" "Uhuh…" "You're also the one that Antonio has become so fond of." Romano twitches. Was that tomato bastard talking about him! "…Am I? I hope not…" He mutters and she squeals a little before leaving the classroom. Yet again, he's the only one confused. "Who the hell was that?" Romano whispers and Kiku speaks up, as Feliciano is too busy talking to some kid beside him.
"That is Elizaveta Héderváry, she is the home economics Teacher and has a crush on Roderich. She's also what my country would call a fujoshi." Kiku explains and Romano looks at him confused. "Fujoshi?" "A woman or girl who is obsessed with yaoi…do you know what yaoi is?" Romano sighs. "Yeah, I knew a girl named Bella who was a 'fujoshi'. I know all about yaoi…and who is this 'Swiss lover'?"
"Ah, you might want to be weary of him, his name is Vash Zwingli and rumor has it he was a mercenary for the Vatican at the age of twelve." Kiku whispers and Romano looks at him confused. "Are you serious?" "Quite serious, Romano-san."
A/N: If anyone is actually paying attention to this story, don't expect them to be updated this fast all the time. (The first chapter was done two weeks ago, I just got the nerve up to put it on here yesterday.)
