A/N: One review? WTF? Anyway, at least I've got people willing to send in stuff…


Chapter 2: Let the madness begin!

Yukie: Welcome back!

Deidara: Get us out of here!

Yukie: Evil?

Evil: *kills Deidara with his own explosives*

Yukie: Thank you. Don't worry Deidara fans he'll come back later.

Tobi: NOOOOOO! DEIDARA-SEMPI!

Madara: Shut up!

Yukie: *slaps Madara* You don't get to speak. It's ok Tobi. Deidara will come back.

Tobi: *sniff* Ok…

Yukie: Now will someone go get the mail?

Mime: *raises his hand*

Yukie: Ok Mime, you can get it.

Mime: *get the mail and hands it to Yukie*

Yukie: Thank you Mime. Let's see… three letters.

LoveAsha:

Choji & Disco Bear: (Dare) See who can eat the most!

Sniffles & Shikamaru: (Truth) Who's smarter?

Yukie: Ok. Choji and Disco, please take a seat.

Choji: An eating contest? I can win this for sure!

Disco: Oh yeah? Well see about that, Fatty.

Everyone: *GASP!*

Yukie: Oh, you shouldn't have said that.

Disco: Why?

Choji: *loses it* I NOT FAT! I'M PLEASINGLY PLUMP! *beats the crap out of Disco*

Evil: O_o Wow.

Yukie: Told you so.

*After Disco gets out of the hospital*

Yukie: Ok eaters! To see who is the champion of gluttony, you will eat until you can eat no more! The first one to barf loses! On your mark!

Choji: Get ready Disco freak!

Yukie: Get set!

Disco: I'm gonna make you eat those words!

Yukie: GO!

*Choji and Disco dive into the food and start to eat like there is no tomorrow*

Evil: 50 bucks says Disco yaks first.

Flippy: You're on!

Yukie: Flippy did you just bet against yourself?

Flippy: … Uhhh… No?

Yukie: -_-'

Evil: …

Flippy: …

Evil: …

Flippy: … I hate you.

Yukie: Well while Disco and Choji pig out, let's look at the other question. Ok Sniffles and Shikamaru who's the smartest?

Sniffles: Me of course.

Naruto: No way Shikamaru is way smarter!

Sniffles: Oh yeah? Well where is he?

Yukie: Sleeping…

Sniffles: What?

Yukie: *shrugs* He may have and I.Q. of over 200 but he has no motivation what so ever.

Sniffles: An I.Q. of over 200? That's not possible.

Yukie: Oh really? Then why don't you have a chess match? Shikamaru loves to play chess.

Sniffles: Fine.

Yukie: Hey Shikamaru! Get off your lazy ass; you've got a challenge!

Shikamaru: Do I have to?

Yukie: Yes. It's just a game of chess.

Shikamaru: Fine, but this is troublesome.

Yukie: Yeah whatever. Just play already.

*Shikamaru and Sniffles start to play*

Yukie: 20 bucks on Shikamaru.

Cuddles: I'll take that!

*30 minutes later*

Shikamaru: Checkmate.

Sniffles: NOOOOOO!

Yukie: You lose Cuddles; pay up.

Cuddles: Darn it.

*After 1 hour*

Yukie: How much can these two eat?

Flippy: *is playing cards with Evil and Cuddles* No idea…

Cuddles: Straight flush!

Evil: Royal flush.

Cuddles: Darn it!

Yukie: *snort* Guess Evil's a card shark.

Disco: I must win… I… I… Ugh… *runs to the bathroom and hurls*

Choji: Ha! I win! I… Oh crap… *also runs to the bathroom to hurl*

Yukie: Wow.

Evil: Pay up Flippy.

Flippy: I hate you.

Yukie: Ok now that that's out of the way… Next letter.

Vampire Knight 777:

Naruto & Lumpy: (Truth) Who's the biggest idiot!

Deidara: (Truth) Do you make you hands make-out?

Naruto: Hey! I'm not an idiot!

Yukie: That's true. And I'm sure that everyone would agree that Lumpy is the one who's got the lowest intelligence in the room.

Everyone: Yep.

Yukie: Ok. Now Deidara. *brings him back to life* Deidara you have a question.

Deidara: I do? *reads it* Hey what kind of a question is that!

Yukie: Just answer the question, before I get Evil to kill you again!

Deidara: Grrr… Maybe once… Or twice…

Everyone: … O_o

Deidara: Well who wouldn't?

Tobi: Tobi wouldn't, that's disgusting!

Madara: Shut up Tobi.

Yukie: Moving on…

'ware the fey:

Sakura: (Dare) Let Evil kill you any time he wants for the next 5 chapters.

Evil: (Dare) Stay in a room with Tobi, without killing him, for as long as possible.

Itachi: (Dare) Dance to Bringing Sexy Back: By Justin Timberlake.

Sasuke: (Truth) Is it true that Kabuto is Orochimaru's bitch?

Yukie: Well that was interesting…

Sakura: Who's Evil?

Evil: *stabs her in the back* That would be me.

Sakura: *dies*

Yukie: And now Evil has to stay in a room with Tobi, to see how long it takes for him to kill him.

*shoves both into a small room and locks the door*

*5 seconds later*

Evil: *comes out covered in blood*

Yukie: That didn't take long…

Evil: Never again.

Yukie: You're up Itachi! *pulls out a CD Player and starts playing Sexy Back*

Itachi: I can't believe I'm doing this. *starts dancing*

Yukie: *bursts out laughing* Wow Itachi you're a really good dancer!

Sasuke: This is priceless! *grabs a video camera*

Itachi: Sasuke I'm gonna kill you!

Yukie: Sasuke you have a question to answer.

Sasuke: Oh yeah. Yes, yes he is.

Yukie: O_O

Everyone: O_O

Yukie: … I'm now scarred for life.

*camera turns off*

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