A/N: One review? WTF? Anyway, at least I've got people willing to send in stuff…
Chapter 2: Let the madness begin!
Yukie: Welcome back!
Deidara: Get us out of here!
Yukie: Evil?
Evil: *kills Deidara with his own explosives*
Yukie: Thank you. Don't worry Deidara fans he'll come back later.
Tobi: NOOOOOO! DEIDARA-SEMPI!
Madara: Shut up!
Yukie: *slaps Madara* You don't get to speak. It's ok Tobi. Deidara will come back.
Tobi: *sniff* Ok…
Yukie: Now will someone go get the mail?
Mime: *raises his hand*
Yukie: Ok Mime, you can get it.
Mime: *get the mail and hands it to Yukie*
Yukie: Thank you Mime. Let's see… three letters.
LoveAsha:
Choji & Disco Bear: (Dare) See who can eat the most!
Sniffles & Shikamaru: (Truth) Who's smarter?
Yukie: Ok. Choji and Disco, please take a seat.
Choji: An eating contest? I can win this for sure!
Disco: Oh yeah? Well see about that, Fatty.
Everyone: *GASP!*
Yukie: Oh, you shouldn't have said that.
Disco: Why?
Choji: *loses it* I NOT FAT! I'M PLEASINGLY PLUMP! *beats the crap out of Disco*
Evil: O_o Wow.
Yukie: Told you so.
*After Disco gets out of the hospital*
Yukie: Ok eaters! To see who is the champion of gluttony, you will eat until you can eat no more! The first one to barf loses! On your mark!
Choji: Get ready Disco freak!
Yukie: Get set!
Disco: I'm gonna make you eat those words!
Yukie: GO!
*Choji and Disco dive into the food and start to eat like there is no tomorrow*
Evil: 50 bucks says Disco yaks first.
Flippy: You're on!
Yukie: Flippy did you just bet against yourself?
Flippy: … Uhhh… No?
Yukie: -_-'
Evil: …
Flippy: …
Evil: …
Flippy: … I hate you.
Yukie: Well while Disco and Choji pig out, let's look at the other question. Ok Sniffles and Shikamaru who's the smartest?
Sniffles: Me of course.
Naruto: No way Shikamaru is way smarter!
Sniffles: Oh yeah? Well where is he?
Yukie: Sleeping…
Sniffles: What?
Yukie: *shrugs* He may have and I.Q. of over 200 but he has no motivation what so ever.
Sniffles: An I.Q. of over 200? That's not possible.
Yukie: Oh really? Then why don't you have a chess match? Shikamaru loves to play chess.
Sniffles: Fine.
Yukie: Hey Shikamaru! Get off your lazy ass; you've got a challenge!
Shikamaru: Do I have to?
Yukie: Yes. It's just a game of chess.
Shikamaru: Fine, but this is troublesome.
Yukie: Yeah whatever. Just play already.
*Shikamaru and Sniffles start to play*
Yukie: 20 bucks on Shikamaru.
Cuddles: I'll take that!
*30 minutes later*
Shikamaru: Checkmate.
Sniffles: NOOOOOO!
Yukie: You lose Cuddles; pay up.
Cuddles: Darn it.
*After 1 hour*
Yukie: How much can these two eat?
Flippy: *is playing cards with Evil and Cuddles* No idea…
Cuddles: Straight flush!
Evil: Royal flush.
Cuddles: Darn it!
Yukie: *snort* Guess Evil's a card shark.
Disco: I must win… I… I… Ugh… *runs to the bathroom and hurls*
Choji: Ha! I win! I… Oh crap… *also runs to the bathroom to hurl*
Yukie: Wow.
Evil: Pay up Flippy.
Flippy: I hate you.
Yukie: Ok now that that's out of the way… Next letter.
Vampire Knight 777:
Naruto & Lumpy: (Truth) Who's the biggest idiot!
Deidara: (Truth) Do you make you hands make-out?
Naruto: Hey! I'm not an idiot!
Yukie: That's true. And I'm sure that everyone would agree that Lumpy is the one who's got the lowest intelligence in the room.
Everyone: Yep.
Yukie: Ok. Now Deidara. *brings him back to life* Deidara you have a question.
Deidara: I do? *reads it* Hey what kind of a question is that!
Yukie: Just answer the question, before I get Evil to kill you again!
Deidara: Grrr… Maybe once… Or twice…
Everyone: … O_o
Deidara: Well who wouldn't?
Tobi: Tobi wouldn't, that's disgusting!
Madara: Shut up Tobi.
Yukie: Moving on…
'ware the fey:
Sakura: (Dare) Let Evil kill you any time he wants for the next 5 chapters.
Evil: (Dare) Stay in a room with Tobi, without killing him, for as long as possible.
Itachi: (Dare) Dance to Bringing Sexy Back: By Justin Timberlake.
Sasuke: (Truth) Is it true that Kabuto is Orochimaru's bitch?
Yukie: Well that was interesting…
Sakura: Who's Evil?
Evil: *stabs her in the back* That would be me.
Sakura: *dies*
Yukie: And now Evil has to stay in a room with Tobi, to see how long it takes for him to kill him.
*shoves both into a small room and locks the door*
*5 seconds later*
Evil: *comes out covered in blood*
Yukie: That didn't take long…
Evil: Never again.
Yukie: You're up Itachi! *pulls out a CD Player and starts playing Sexy Back*
Itachi: I can't believe I'm doing this. *starts dancing*
Yukie: *bursts out laughing* Wow Itachi you're a really good dancer!
Sasuke: This is priceless! *grabs a video camera*
Itachi: Sasuke I'm gonna kill you!
Yukie: Sasuke you have a question to answer.
Sasuke: Oh yeah. Yes, yes he is.
Yukie: O_O
Everyone: O_O
Yukie: … I'm now scarred for life.
*camera turns off*
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