Dylan
You are "perfect"
You are Max's "other half"
Well, you know what I think you are?
I think you are stupid as a flock of sheep.
Not technically of course,
for you were engineered to be brilliant.
But stupid for thinking that Max would ever love you.
Now, you may have a better chance with her now that I'm gone,
but she belongs to me
with me, like bacon and Iggy
We are like birds that mate for life
So even if we are apart forever,
she will never forget me
never stop loving me.
You may think I have forgotten her,
stopped loving her,
but that is yet another way that you are stupid.
As much as she says that she loves you,
as much as she says that she stopped loving me,
that she's over me, like a bridge,
she doesn't, she didn't, she's NOT.
Now, I know that if I come back,
which I won't,
but nonetheless,
things will never be the same.
She won't come running back to me
she won't be happy
She will most likely beat me senseless,
But as stupid as you are,
you can take care of her.
I will not be there,
you will.
Thank you, Dylan.
Thank you for being stupid
Thank you for being there,
when I could not be.
Thank you.