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A/N: Thank you so much to those who reviewed. I have never finished a story nor a fic in all my life but I really want to and need to finish this because the end part is the climax of the story… don't forget to review ^_^

************Chapter 2: Mishaps

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"Ron! You wouldn't believe what Draco just asked me to do for him! He just asked me if I could somehow fix him up with Harry! Harry, our Harry! Who would've thought that Draco was gay? I don't know how I can pull this one though. Got any ideas?" Hermione said after creeping up to Ron's bed placing a silencing charm before talking as fast as she did.

                        "Why don't you just tell Harry that Draco likes him?"

                        "I don't think Harry's gay. Besides even if he is, it would be impossible to make him like Draco,"

                        "You would be surprised if—"

                        "Look, I'll figure this thing out. I only said yes to Draco because he really wants to be with Harry and besides, he told he'd help me with your sister,"

                        "My sister? Hermione Granger, the Hermione Granger, gay?"

                        "Its your sister's fault. She just had to be so charming and smart and have the sweetest smile in the world. Do you have a problem with me being in-love with your sister?"

"No, besides I think you might want to tell her that. You may never know," Ron hinted. As much as Ron loved to tell Hermione, he figured that it's her sister and best friend's affair and they should handle it.

"Then why don't you just tell Ha—" he tried to hint Hermione again with Harry's situation.

                        "I can't. Look, just leave this one to me and goodnight, oh and please don't tell Harry. Not a word. You might ruin a lot,"

                        Ron just sat there who couldn't believe what he just found out. If Harry would just tell Draco that he loves him and/or vice versa then maybe Hermione wouldn't have a hard time doing so. Ron ached to tell Harry but another part of him was also curious how Hermione was going to pull off such a stunt. Regarding Hermione and Ginny, well, he just had to wait and see what would happen.

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                        "Ron, how would you now if a particular person is gay?" asked the youngest Weasley.

                        "I don't know. You're gay, why can't you tell?"

                        "I don't want to assume and besides I really have to make sure,"

                        "Why don't you just ask that Hermione?" said Ron trying to give a hint to Ginny.

                        "Its not Hermione and besides I already have plans for that," she answered serenely.

"Well, whoever it is, I still think you should ask straightforwardly,"

"Come on Ron, I can't just go to him and say, 'Professor Lupin, Sirius Black is deeply in love with you, would you mind being his boyfriend'" Ron was quite flabbergasted at this statement.

                        "Really?" was all he could say.

                        "Yeah, remember the night I went out and met Sirius? He told me and I promised that I'd help him,"

                        "Would you like me to help? We're really close to him and we could ask if he is gay," Ron offered.

                        "Are you mad? Ronald Weasley, I am capable of handling this thing on my own. Besides, I promise I'd help Sirius if he would help with Hermione. He's thinking of ways now. Though that Draco may give me a little bit of competition but I can handle it," Ginny said coolly.

                        "Is there anything I can do to help, in any way?" Ron said forcing himself not to spill the beans on why Draco talked to Hermione in the first place.

                        "Do not say a word. Not to anybody. Especially to Harry because Sirius thinks it's a rather sensitive subject for him,"

                        "Ginny, in case you haven't notice, Harry is gay,"

                        "I know that but his godfather being one is a different thing,"

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                        "Ron, guess what I found out about Professor Lupin. Remember I asked him to help me with Draco? Well, I asked him if he has a special someone and though I vowed secrecy, I just have to tell you. But you've got to swear you are not going to tell anyone," Ron was excited to know who it was because at least he would know if his DADA Professor was gay or not.

                        "Apparently, he's in love. Not in-love like an infatuation but I mean real love. The kind that would want to make you live with that person all your life, the kind that I have for Draco, the kind that —"

                        "Harry, I know what in-love means, I wasn't born yesterday you know. Come on, spill it out,"

                        "Sirius Black," Harry said with a grin on his face. Ron was more flabbergasted with what Harry just said. Analyzing the situation, everything would turn out right in the end he thought.

                        To Ron's amazement and bewilderment, everything seemed to go wrong. The whole week had been a disaster for all those involved. Ron even nicknamed this situation as the 'Gay Lovers Dilemma'. Everyone was thinking the other was involved with the other and jealousy reeked havoc all over the place.

Professor Lupin did managed to arrange the pairing for all their subjects (even Potions, which was kind of a miracle) with Harry and Draco ending up with each other. Hermione asked Draco to be nice with Harry and start to befriend him. Draco did this but his lines weren't working. Of course if Draco would complement and/or start a conversation without beginning with 'Hermione said that…' it might've worked but unfortunately he was too nervous when he's with Harry to think about it. Harry was getting more and more irritated with this, thinking that Draco was just being nice because Hermione asked him to. Hermione? Hermione! Why does that name always have to be in every sentence that you tell me? Why can't you just say 'Harry, you're eyes really match the color of your robe today.' No. You go and say 'Harry, Hermione said that your eyes look really good with your robe today. I think so too.' Does it always have to have Hermione in it? Harry thought.

"Malfoy do you always have to think like Hermione? Like what she likes? You don't have to suck up to me you know?" Harry said one time because Draco was really getting into his nerves.

"Watch your mouth Potter or I might—"

"Or you might what?"

Kiss it ever so passionately so you wouldn't be able to tell me those unkind words. Draco thought who's tempted so much to do it since Harry was just inches away from him.

"Guys, please don't fight," Hermione would often say. "Draco is really nice if you get to know him Harry. You might be really close if you give him a chance," was one Hermione's usual line to get Harry to notice Draco's good side. Harry saw this, as Hermione's a way of defending her 'boyfriend.' Why don't they just announce that they're together? Harry said in his mind. Though he hated the fact that they are together he cannot for some reason get mad at Hermione. Ginny sympathizes with Harry because Hermione can't seem to find any time for them to have their study period because Draco seemed to be hogging Hermione's time with Ginny. Hermione said that Draco wouldn't mind if Ginny studied with them in the library. Ginny would love to stay with Hermione but she couldn't stand Draco. When Hermione finally decides to make a move or to hint Ginny of what she felt for the redhead, Ginny would be the one too busy for her because she would meet with Sirius. The events weren't going so well. Remus found out about Ginny's little rendezvous with Sirius and how they often meet each other afterwards from Harry and Hermione. He got a little suspicious and not long after that, he too got infected with the seemingly contagious 'Severe Acute Resentment Syndrome (SARS)'.

Ron had been having migraines from this GLD ('Gay Lovers Dilemma'). He needed to help resolve this issue before it becomes any worst than this. He needed to make a plan that would gather all of those involved to talk about what's really happening and he needs to do it fast.

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A/N2: Last chappie coming up…^_^ Sorry this came out a little late. I'm sick right now and I rested for a little while to get my head to think staright before doing this. Please don't forget to review…