Kiddy Grade High
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"I have the list right here." Eclipse said holding up a file and opening it as Vendredi passed out other files to the rest of the E.S. members.
"Viola you have Music and Art which you will be sharing with Un-oh. In addition to this Un-oh you are also the Drama teacher, mainly so Éclair doesn't infect them." Eclipse said glancing at the two more childish E.S. members, well aside from Éclair herself that is.
"What's that supposed to mean? Infect them?" Éclair asked glaring at the blond who smirked but didn't say a word.
"If I have to explain it to you, it'll take away from our time." Dvergr said calmly diffusing the situation the way only she could and distracted Éclair quite easily.
"A-ou you'll be teaching them Chemistry, Phys Ed, and History. Don't worry everyone will be splitting several of the classes so you won't have to do it all by yourself." Eclipse said to the gentle giant who nodded his head as he read his schedule from the folder.
"Sinistra you're doing Latin, History and Geography while Dextera will be handling Latin, Economics, and Biology." Eclipse said nodding to her two right hand men who both nodded as they began scanning their folders.
"Looks like I'll be doing History, Philosophy and Home Economics." Armbrust said having already read his folder and being the only one who hadn't seemed surprised by the assignment.
"I've got Survival Training along with Physical Education and French. Why do these kids need to know Latin, French, and I'm guessing English too?" Éclair asked boredly flipping through her folder.
"They're the children of Nouvelesse and most of the older contracts are written in Latin while French is considered the Nouvelesse's perfect language and English is the most commonly used language in the galaxy even if most people feel better with Japanese." Lumiere answered without thinking about it as she scanned her own folder.
"I'll be teaching Home Economics it seems, along with English and I somehow got stuck with a Sex Ed/parenting class as well." Dvergr said giving Eclipse a look over the folder and making the blond shrug slightly.
"You're the only one here who has gone through pregnancy and can therefore explain it and the…results…to the class the best. With how often these students trade sexual favors for passing grades or just for fun I'm surprised that there haven't been any recorded pregnancies at the school yet." Eclipse said and causing Dvergr to not look impressed with her blond lover.
"The result of her pregnancy has a name you know? And I'm standing right here." Alv said dryly as she leaned against the wall, flipping through her own folder.
"I know your name, I was there when you were given it." Eclipse said without skipping a beat and causing Éclair to snort.
"Yeah with a broken hand and three broken fingers. Turns out the painkillers didn't work on Dvergr so she ended up breaking our hands…glad I have a higher than normal healing ability." Éclair said with a snicker while Dvergr shrugged at the looks she was getting.
"I was going through seven hours and twenty six minutes of labor with a seven pound and thirteen ounce baby that was a foot and a half long just about. I think she's lucky that her hand and fingers were the only thing I broke." Dvergr said dryly and earning winces from the other women in the room.
"Anyways. I've got Mathematics, Chemistry and Biology. What about you mom?" Alv asked glancing at Eclipse who looked at her own folder with another sigh.
"I've got Biology, English and politics." Eclipse said hissing the last word and earning winces from the others. None of them really liked politics much.
"Well you are the best at them. I've got Politics too by the way, along with literature and philosophy." Mercredi said from where she was leaning into Armbrusts' side.
"I'm still amazed that we're letting Alv do Chemistry. She does take after Éclair after all." Un-oh said with a snicker while Alv responded by throwing her folder at him, thankfully it was paper clipped together so that the papers didn't go everywhere.
"I've got Mathematics, Computer, and Literature. Dledum?" Tweedledee asked looking at her twin who checked his own folder while they ignored the folder war that was going on behind them.
"Physics, Home Ec and Phys Ed with one class a week on Behavior for Men." Tweedledum said after a few seconds of looking.
"And I have Computer, French and mathematics as well as one class a week for Behaviors of Ladies. The work load for each of us seems perfectly balanced and there is a scheduled lunch time for even the teachers as well as periods we can use to do our paperwork in between the classes." Lumiere said as she scanned her schedule and where the teachers said they were in lesson plans.
"Looks like me and baby boy here will be together in Phys. Ed tomorrow morning. Teaching the brats how to swim huh?" Éclair asked grinning at Tweedledum who blushes a bit at what Éclair had called him.
"Seems so papa." Tweedledum said noting that in his own schedule as he tried not to look at the others. Sure Éclair might have adopted him and his sister when they were ten and gotten them out of that horrible orphanage, but he still got a bit shy or flustered when he said her title aloud.
"Do you think we still have that old sewing machine around the house somewhere?" Éclair asked looking at her two lovers who frowned as they thought about it.
"I think it's in the attic by the old china cabinet." Dvergr said after a few seconds.
"Good. I'll be working on something tonight so I might be a little… late getting to bed love." Éclair said with a slow wicked smirk spreading across her face as she planned out her next move. After all first impressions were important.
"I believe that as a Home Economics teacher I should stay with you and help you in your sewing adventure. Perhaps if I stay in your lap and run the fabrics through the machine while you get the thread we'll be able to get done twice as fast." Dvergr said with a sly smirk on her lips that showed that she wasn't thinking about whatever Éclair would be sewing tonight.
"That's great. If you're in my lap I can hold you close and make sure that you're safe." Éclair said with a grin.
"Honestly if you're going to give me another baby sibling or two, you can plan on when and where when I'm not here. I don't want to know where you might end up conceiving a baby." Alv said rolling her eyes and pulling a small face at her parents.
"Well you were either conceived at the house or across the de-" Dvergr quickly covered Eclairs mouth with one gloved hand while Eclipse grinned a bit.
"Another word about that and you'll have to be put into a new body." Dvergr warned her red haired lover with a growl and glare.
"Talk about whipped." Un-oh said with a snort, earning a pillow to the face from Éclair.
"I feel bad for these students." Lumiere said with a sigh.
Tweedledee was the one to respond as an all out pillow war broke out where Alv happily joined sides with her papa.
"You aren't the only one Aunt Lumi."
