Just to let you all know that I'm now updating 'The life of Taylor Malfoy-year one' every Sunday morning or afternoon. Please enjoy this chapter. The weird conversation is still going on. :)
Padma Patil and Ron Weasley are now friends.
Ginny Weasley-Do you even know her, Ron?
Ron Weasley-Yeah, she went to the Yule Ball with me, remember?
Ginny Weasley-Oh yeah, but you refused to dance with her because you were jealous that Hermione went with that Bulgarian dude, Viktor Krum.
Ron Weasley-GINNY!
Noah Puckerman-O_O
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Hermione Granger thinks that Harry Potter should be Gilderoy Lockheart.
Harry Potter-Okay, that's OFFENSIVE.
Hermione Granger-What? What's wrong with Lockheart? He's dreamy...
Santana Lopez-Wanky.
Ron Weasley-WTF
Harry Potter-I wish I had my wand with me right now..
Hermione Granger-*lost in thought about Gilderoy Lockheart*
Draco Malfoy-THE GUY IS A BIG FAT PRICK.
Harry Potter-Told you 'Mione! At least someone agrees with me.
Ron Weasley-Hey, Harry! I agree with you!
Harry Potter-...
Brittany Pierce-...
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Hermione Granger and Padma Patil are now friends.
Harry Potter-Oh God. Not you too Hermione.
Hermione Granger-As being a complete smart-ass it would be very rude not to have Padma as a friend and anyway she's in our house.
Santana Lopez-That's really nice to know.
Harry Potter-Okay...
Neville Longbottom-Does that make Goyle Snape? You know...the evil Potions Master?
Seamas Finnegan-Whoa...
Hermione Granger-Yes, it does.
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Hermione Granger-Ron Weasley-Personally, I think Harry would make a perfect Ginny Weasley.
Harry Potter-I'M SORRY BUT...WHAT?
Ron Weasley-Hermione, you're right! Harry does make a perfect Ginny Weasley!
Harry Potter-True, aside from the fact I'M NOT A GIRL!
Quinn Fabray-Who's Ginny?
Ron Weasley-My little sis, who's got a crush on Harry.
Harry Potter-RON!
Draco Malfoy-Dude, you have anger issues...Just saying.
Luna Lovegood-Wait, who am I again?
Seamas Finnegan-Oh crap, if Harry is gonna be Ginny then we gotta think something out for Luna!
Hermione Granger-Ummm...Luna can be...herself.
Luna Lovegood-YAY!
Harry Potter-*face-palm*
Brittany Pierce-Please can someone tell me what a facepalm is?
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Padma Patil and Cho Chang are now friends.
Padma Patil-Hi Hermione!
Cho Chang-Hi Tonks!
Harry Potter-Seriously?
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Lavender Brown-Who am I?
Ron Weasley-Ummm...you can be Molly Weasley.
Lavender Brown-If you say that because I have problems with anger, I will collar you RON WEASLEY!
Ron Weasley-Think about it, Lav! You and Molly are nearly the same. It's perfect for you.
Mercedes Jones-I'm saying nothing.
Harry Potter-Don't kill me but Ron's right.
Lavender Brown-OH MY GOD. I'M YOUR MOM!
Ron Weasley-:) Which means you're the mother of Harry, Fred and Seamas, which entitles you to hit the three of them any time you like.
Lavender Brown-Watch out, you three!
Ginny Weasley-Wait? Didn't you go out with Ron then he dumped you in hospital because he murmured Hermione's name?
Ron Weasley-Ginny, you had to mention that didn't you?
Ginny Weasley-Soz...
Rachel Berry-Ginny, you enjoy blurting out random stuff, don't you?
Ginny Weasley-Yeah...
Harry Potter-I'm gonna facebook Snape...
Hermione Granger-Really Harry? Professor Snape? Have you forgotten? Snape is dead you idiot!
Harry Potter-*face-palm* *headdesk*
Brittany Pierce-Hold on, wizards have facebook now?
Ron Weasley-I'm just gonna pretend Brittany didn't ask that..
Harry Potter-Same...
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Cho Chang-I'M HERMIONE!
Draco Malfoy-Okay, calm down! Potter's ex-girlfriend...
Harry Potter-Okay, that's OFFENSIVE!
Draco Malfoy-What's so offensive about it?
Kurt Hummel-Wait, Cho, you went out with Harry?
Santana Lopez-Wanky.
Quinn Fabray-How many girls have you dated Harry?
Harry Potter-Why are you asking me all these questions?
Kurt Hummel-Because...
Santana Lopez-O_O
Luna Lovegood-Hey Malfoy, I wanna tell you something.
Draco Malfoy-What, Loony?
Luna Lovegood-Here it is...YOUR MOTHER IS A**************ANU************************LAUREN IPSUM********************ADMITUM VENIUM*************************HIPPOPOTAMUS********************REPUBLICAN********************DANIEL RADCLIFFE******************WITH A BUCKET OF ****************************IN A CASTLE FAR AWAY WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU ***********************SOUP*********************WITH A BUCKET OF ****************MICKEY MOUSE******************A STICK OF DYNAMITE********************MAGICAL************************************** ALACAZAM!
Draco Malfoy-...
Harry Potter-THE ELDER SWEAR LUNA!
Santana Lopez-What the...
Finn Husdon-That was the longest swear ever! :)
Kurt Hummel-This is the most randomest thing ever..
Ron Weasley-Hahaha!WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!
Rachel Berry-Stop spamming my notifications!
Santana Lopez-Shut it, Berry. Before I go all Lima Heights on your ass!
Tina Cohen-Chang-Calm down, Santan.
Draco Malfoy-I swear, you have anger issues. I'm typing about Santana.
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Noah Puckerman is sending Rachel Berry very random messages.
Rachel Berry-Puck, please stop saying you love me!
Luna Lovegood-O_O
Noah Puckerman-Oh come on, Berry. You know you have the hots for me.
(Brittany Pierce likes this)
Tina Cohen-Chang-Complete dislike.
Santana Lopez-Wanky.
Ron Weasley-If she says that one more time, I'm gonna rip her throat out.
Rachel Berry-I'M DATING JESSE!
Quinn Fabray-Really? You should have said something. *sarcastic*
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Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel are in a relationship.
Draco Malfoy-Awwwww
Noah Puckerman-Finally, the Klaine ship has set sail. :p
Tina Cohen-Chang-Dislike.
Kurt Hummel-Tina, why did you dislike that comment?
Tina Cohen-Chang-Because when you were in New York, Blaine was lonely and he caught a cold so I rubbed some vix on his chest and then fell asleep with him...
Kurt Hummel-WHAT?!
Harry Potter-This isn't going to end well...
Hermione Granger likes this.
Draco Malfoy-Tina, you're so dead right now!
Blaine Anderson-Hey, guys. What's going on?
Harry Potter-Kurt is mad at Tina because she said she rubbed vix on your chest when you caught a cold and Tina fell asleep with you. So that's what's going on.
Tina Cohen-Chang-I still love you, Blaine!
Noah Puckerman-Am I missing something here?
Kurt Hummel-I'm going to kill you, TINA COHEN-CHANG!
Brittany Pierce likes this.
Blaine Anderson-Brittany, why did you like that comment? :s
Brittany Pierce-I dunno...
That's the end of part two. Part three is out soon. Please review. :)
