Just to let you all know that I'm now updating 'The life of Taylor Malfoy-year one' every Sunday morning or afternoon. Please enjoy this chapter. The weird conversation is still going on. :)

Padma Patil and Ron Weasley are now friends.

Ginny Weasley-Do you even know her, Ron?

Ron Weasley-Yeah, she went to the Yule Ball with me, remember?

Ginny Weasley-Oh yeah, but you refused to dance with her because you were jealous that Hermione went with that Bulgarian dude, Viktor Krum.

Ron Weasley-GINNY!

Noah Puckerman-O_O

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Hermione Granger thinks that Harry Potter should be Gilderoy Lockheart.

Harry Potter-Okay, that's OFFENSIVE.

Hermione Granger-What? What's wrong with Lockheart? He's dreamy...

Santana Lopez-Wanky.

Ron Weasley-WTF

Harry Potter-I wish I had my wand with me right now..

Hermione Granger-*lost in thought about Gilderoy Lockheart*

Draco Malfoy-THE GUY IS A BIG FAT PRICK.

Harry Potter-Told you 'Mione! At least someone agrees with me.

Ron Weasley-Hey, Harry! I agree with you!

Harry Potter-...

Brittany Pierce-...

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Hermione Granger and Padma Patil are now friends.

Harry Potter-Oh God. Not you too Hermione.

Hermione Granger-As being a complete smart-ass it would be very rude not to have Padma as a friend and anyway she's in our house.

Santana Lopez-That's really nice to know.

Harry Potter-Okay...

Neville Longbottom-Does that make Goyle Snape? You know...the evil Potions Master?

Seamas Finnegan-Whoa...

Hermione Granger-Yes, it does.

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Hermione Granger-Ron Weasley-Personally, I think Harry would make a perfect Ginny Weasley.

Harry Potter-I'M SORRY BUT...WHAT?

Ron Weasley-Hermione, you're right! Harry does make a perfect Ginny Weasley!

Harry Potter-True, aside from the fact I'M NOT A GIRL!

Quinn Fabray-Who's Ginny?

Ron Weasley-My little sis, who's got a crush on Harry.

Harry Potter-RON!

Draco Malfoy-Dude, you have anger issues...Just saying.

Luna Lovegood-Wait, who am I again?

Seamas Finnegan-Oh crap, if Harry is gonna be Ginny then we gotta think something out for Luna!

Hermione Granger-Ummm...Luna can be...herself.

Luna Lovegood-YAY!

Harry Potter-*face-palm*

Brittany Pierce-Please can someone tell me what a facepalm is?

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Padma Patil and Cho Chang are now friends.

Padma Patil-Hi Hermione!

Cho Chang-Hi Tonks!

Harry Potter-Seriously?

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Lavender Brown-Who am I?

Ron Weasley-Ummm...you can be Molly Weasley.

Lavender Brown-If you say that because I have problems with anger, I will collar you RON WEASLEY!

Ron Weasley-Think about it, Lav! You and Molly are nearly the same. It's perfect for you.

Mercedes Jones-I'm saying nothing.

Harry Potter-Don't kill me but Ron's right.

Lavender Brown-OH MY GOD. I'M YOUR MOM!

Ron Weasley-:) Which means you're the mother of Harry, Fred and Seamas, which entitles you to hit the three of them any time you like.

Lavender Brown-Watch out, you three!

Ginny Weasley-Wait? Didn't you go out with Ron then he dumped you in hospital because he murmured Hermione's name?

Ron Weasley-Ginny, you had to mention that didn't you?

Ginny Weasley-Soz...

Rachel Berry-Ginny, you enjoy blurting out random stuff, don't you?

Ginny Weasley-Yeah...

Harry Potter-I'm gonna facebook Snape...

Hermione Granger-Really Harry? Professor Snape? Have you forgotten? Snape is dead you idiot!

Harry Potter-*face-palm* *headdesk*

Brittany Pierce-Hold on, wizards have facebook now?

Ron Weasley-I'm just gonna pretend Brittany didn't ask that..

Harry Potter-Same...

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Cho Chang-I'M HERMIONE!

Draco Malfoy-Okay, calm down! Potter's ex-girlfriend...

Harry Potter-Okay, that's OFFENSIVE!

Draco Malfoy-What's so offensive about it?

Kurt Hummel-Wait, Cho, you went out with Harry?

Santana Lopez-Wanky.

Quinn Fabray-How many girls have you dated Harry?

Harry Potter-Why are you asking me all these questions?

Kurt Hummel-Because...

Santana Lopez-O_O

Luna Lovegood-Hey Malfoy, I wanna tell you something.

Draco Malfoy-What, Loony?

Luna Lovegood-Here it is...YOUR MOTHER IS A**************ANU************************LAUREN IPSUM********************ADMITUM VENIUM*************************HIPPOPOTAMUS********************REPUBLICAN********************DANIEL RADCLIFFE******************WITH A BUCKET OF ****************************IN A CASTLE FAR AWAY WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU ***********************SOUP*********************WITH A BUCKET OF ****************MICKEY MOUSE******************A STICK OF DYNAMITE********************MAGICAL************************************** ALACAZAM!

Draco Malfoy-...

Harry Potter-THE ELDER SWEAR LUNA!

Santana Lopez-What the...

Finn Husdon-That was the longest swear ever! :)

Kurt Hummel-This is the most randomest thing ever..

Ron Weasley-Hahaha!WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!

Rachel Berry-Stop spamming my notifications!

Santana Lopez-Shut it, Berry. Before I go all Lima Heights on your ass!

Tina Cohen-Chang-Calm down, Santan.

Draco Malfoy-I swear, you have anger issues. I'm typing about Santana.

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Noah Puckerman is sending Rachel Berry very random messages.

Rachel Berry-Puck, please stop saying you love me!

Luna Lovegood-O_O

Noah Puckerman-Oh come on, Berry. You know you have the hots for me.

(Brittany Pierce likes this)

Tina Cohen-Chang-Complete dislike.

Santana Lopez-Wanky.

Ron Weasley-If she says that one more time, I'm gonna rip her throat out.

Rachel Berry-I'M DATING JESSE!

Quinn Fabray-Really? You should have said something. *sarcastic*

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Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel are in a relationship.

Draco Malfoy-Awwwww

Noah Puckerman-Finally, the Klaine ship has set sail. :p

Tina Cohen-Chang-Dislike.

Kurt Hummel-Tina, why did you dislike that comment?

Tina Cohen-Chang-Because when you were in New York, Blaine was lonely and he caught a cold so I rubbed some vix on his chest and then fell asleep with him...

Kurt Hummel-WHAT?!

Harry Potter-This isn't going to end well...

Hermione Granger likes this.

Draco Malfoy-Tina, you're so dead right now!

Blaine Anderson-Hey, guys. What's going on?

Harry Potter-Kurt is mad at Tina because she said she rubbed vix on your chest when you caught a cold and Tina fell asleep with you. So that's what's going on.

Tina Cohen-Chang-I still love you, Blaine!

Noah Puckerman-Am I missing something here?

Kurt Hummel-I'm going to kill you, TINA COHEN-CHANG!

Brittany Pierce likes this.

Blaine Anderson-Brittany, why did you like that comment? :s

Brittany Pierce-I dunno...

That's the end of part two. Part three is out soon. Please review. :)