i llumi nati chapter 2
so after the funera l that happened for commaeada last preriod we went to p, e qit hcoach karkat vantas. he is sudh a frick in prick he yells t us to run 48 laps every day and exoe ects ud yo play volleyball fuck you coaoch vantsa
but ten a VOLLY EY BAL L player tran sferred in the middle of P.E hisnme was oikawa tooru "hello ladie s" he said "wtf" akarkat said "run 48 laps you fucking prep" karkat wuz a gpth so he wore 7 earrong s on oen ear and fives on the other ear had his hair covering his eeys so he can't see us riunning laps so that's how we skip laps and use a boombox t0 -play runningsoun ds
but oikawa ran 1000 laps (what a fuckign show off ican only run zer0) and went up to treecke and said "helo, woukd you like to see my VOLLEYBOALLS"
"no i wanna see that shit on snapchat" treece ontrerjected she is one of those people wh ostayes on her phoen durinrg PE what a prentetuns prick
So. tooru gto sad mmuch liek commimamdea and took the vollaybapl l and he raise it up to the sun threu the roof and it shone like n angel ball off of tooru;s angelic body. he served it so hard it CAUDGHT ON FIRE.
we usuallydon't get the balle ofver the net so we were gonig to be impressed if it dded and it did. he was on some 360 no scope trick shot shit and like a slo-mo dubstep montag e it flew towardws trece. to this day i can still hear the bass.
"oh shit" treeck said
and she got erweckt the ball slammed straight into ejr face and a light shone and i llumi natied the whole gym and treeckt and the ball disappeared into nothingnens good bye treece
that mm whathcha say song played in the distance as the gy m fell silent
what the fck
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wehere idid it plau exactly ?WELL yuou see. as it so haeppens, the schol hd a band that layed music eeverytie a DRAMATIC EVENTNT haoepend. they in the backgorundm , entered the gym,... PLAYING Mmmmm mWathch asay, wmM THAT YOU ONLY MEANT WELL? dong. The foru in the front werethe teletubbies and tIMMEDIATELY… THEY SAW OIKAWA… they got turned on ssudenyl, they wanted to ebecome adults since they wer eonly freshmen iin the booker t washington
oikawa, still sad, was crying and laalaa dwent t o him and said Asked what is wrong?Oikawa said "My gf dumped me but she was never my gf: oh no…. tinky winky said sadly, i am so sorry fod you neve addesistance? YES. oikawa said… hthe teletubbies helped him up form the floor frofrom hthe cforce of the ball her thrwe which CAUGHT INF IFRE IYYIF YOU FORGOT. thwile doing this they TOUCHED OIKAWAS YOUNG YO-LLEYBALLS… buy which i mean his BUTT
Oikawa gasped , and immedaitely began to grow an erection planT IT RAISED U P WITH THE FORCE OF A THHIOSUSHAND MOONS FRIN DERSE ABD KARKAT CWAS LIKE HOLY SHIT! KIDS LOOK" AT THAT PENIS"OIKAWAS PENIS PUNCHED KARKT IN TYE
FACE AS HE WALKED BYhe dsereved it tbh
and that was 2nd block
