America, a land famous for shotguns, patriots, football, Walmart, tailgating, even bigger shotguns, hipsters and obesit-
"Stop insulting onii-sama!"
"He hasn't done anything wrong against you!"
"I'll bury you six feet under if you do this again."
….
Ugh, fine.
Let's get this show started
Pennsylvania was one of the original 13 colonies that would go on to make modern America. She was known as the "Breadbasket of America" due to sheer amount of wheat she once grew. This is still shown today in her… erm… "well-endowed parts".
Despite often being looked upon as the oldest state due to her having many things relating the the Revolution like the Liberty Bell and other colonial era landmarks, her older brother, Delaware, is actually the oldest state in America.
Pennsylvania waved a fresh loaf of bread at a little black haired boy off in the distance as she ran towards him. "Here have some bread!"
She bent her knee down and ripped off a fresh piece before stuffing into the boy's mouth, "Here have some more, you need lots of nutrients to grow up!"
"Penny-chan, I'm not a kid. I'm your older brother." Delaware tried making a serious face but due to amount of bread his mouth was currently working on, it wasn't working all too well.
Unfortunately, due to his small size, Delaware looks like a child. And thus is often treated as such. This was quite an issue in the Revolutionary War.
"Umm… We don't allow kids to join the army." the recruiter looked absolutely baffled in his blue uniform.
"Err… I'm not a kid!" Delaware practically screamed, "I can fire a gun, I can take orders, I can fight!"
"You still look too young for the Continental Marines, next!" the recruiter shooed Delaware away.
He sulked his way down the cobblestone road and wandered into Pennsylvania's house. It was close to the recruitment station inside the tavern and Delaware decided he would need more imotu-ium to recharge his batteries.
"Penny-chan! You're onii-sama need comfort!" Delaware took off his hat and shoes and ran into the parlor where his sister and a few other girls were sewing something.
"Aww… come here." Pennsylvania put her things down on a nearby and patted her lap.
Delaware could finally be at rest. it didn't matter that he was turned down since he looked so young. He sister would take care of him-
"Wait! Why are you wrapping me up in a blanket?!" Delaware realized that all the ladies in the room were sewing a blanket which he was being wrapped in, "Hey! Let me go!"
Within five minutes, the girls produced the cutest, most patriotic mummy ever seen. As the girls cheered at their hard work, Delaware cried from inside the fabric. He felt like he was going to have a hard life ahead of him.
END
*People from Delaware are no shorter than people from anyone else. Just like Napoleon actually was..*
