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It's Not Difficult
I can say "I love you" in three words. In fact, there they are: "I love you."
Append "And not Ranger" and you're up to six. It's not difficult.
So given 100 words, why can't my Cupcake tell me she loves me?
I'm not Mr. Poetry, here, but I can freaking count. "She loves me, she loves me not…."
Count just those words over-and-over; at 100 it stops at "She loves…."
Which reveals what is difficult.
I can't hide it from myself anymore. My girlfriend won't say which man she loves.
Which means she doesn't love me.
Big freaking surprise.
