AN: I am gonna use female pronouns for Johnny since he is a mare now
AN: I do not own MLP:FiM or Johnny Test, they belong to their rightful owners
"Ok...we are not going to change ourselves unless we have to." Dukey said a little shaken as he, Susan, and Mary stared at the passed out pegasus in front of them, "that was almost too much to handle."
"Same here" both Susan and Mary said in unison as they started cleaning up the vomit off the floor and out of Johnny's coat, which was just as hard to do as it sounds. After a few hours, everything was clean and Johnny's coat was shining. They found themselves feeling guilty for what they had done, but then they heard the words they did not want to hear.
"GIRLS! JOHNNY! DINNER IS READY!" they heard their dad call from downstairs, making them turn pale and their blood run ice cold.
"We lost track of time, I had no idea it was this late." Susan slowly said
"Yeah," Mary said a little panicked, "now we got to not only make up a lie about why Johnny will not join us for dinner, we got to keep him..well..her..from coming downstairs.
"Dash is a sound sleeper remember? She will not wake up for awhile." Dukey said reassuring the girls as he dropped onto all fours and they walked into the dining room.
"Where is Johnny?" their dad asked as the girls took their seats and Dukey laid down under the table
"Oh..um..." Mary started to say
"He is not feeling well, he is sound asleep" Susan said calmly with a slight chuckle
"That is the understatement of the century..." a voice from the doorway said making Susan and Mary fall out of their chairs and Dukey run out the backdoor in fear, "I just woke up, you have a lot of explaining to do sisters...and I hope that is a meatless meatloaf dad." The cyan mare finished as she entered the room and stood with a crossed look on her face
"Johnny, is that really you? Why do you...why do you look like...Rain...Rainbow Dash?" her mom asked shakily
"That's now my name, don't wear it it out." She said in a slow sad tone, "The reason I look like her is because I NOW AM HER!" She then slumped to the floor and used her forehooves to cover her face as she started crying uncontrollably
"Why did you do this girls?" their dad asked in a tone that was a mix of seriousness and anger. Susan and Mary then spent the next 25 minutes explaining the events that took place that morning, leaving Dukey out of the explanation of course. "You both are not allowed to leave the house for any reason besides school for the next two weeks. In addition, me and your mom will take the next two weeks off to keep round-the-clock supervision on you and no lab privileges either...at all.."
"Oh really?" Johnny said as she jumped up off the floor and landed on all four hooves as her wings flared in anger "What about me then huh? If you do that I am going to be stuck as a mare for at least that long before they can even get to work on a solution.
"Actually...we have a bigger problem, we ran a sample of her DNA when she was knocked out. There is no guarantee that when, or if, we are able to find a way to reverse it that she will be 100% normal. The chances of that are 1 in 1,732,908 due to the species change in addition to the fact her swapped gender. I know we have done similar things in the past, but for some reason this is the outlier, and we ran the numbers 10 times just to be sure." Mary saidly said
"So you mean..." Johnny asked as her eyes went wide and her ears went flat
"Yeah...there is that chance...Dash...I am so sorry"
"Same here.." Susan added
"SORRY DON'T BUCKING CUT IT! NOT TO MENTION I HAD A DATE WITH JILLIAN TODAY, HOW THE BUCK IS SHE GONNA HANDLE THIS?!"
"It is gonna to be awkward but then again you are dating an alien." she said as she entered the room, "Sorry if I am early but if I didn't come now daddy was gonna make me stay home. Let me guess Johnny, your sisters did this since you mocked them for liking MLP? In my opinion they were actually nice, if they really wanted to be cruel they could have made you Gilda. How about the four of us and Dukey go watch a few clips so you can see my point."
"What about the fact I am a mare?" she asked as Jillian leaned in close
"Truth be told I am bi...know what that means?" she said in a low tone to where only Johnny could hear before planting a kiss on the forehead, making Johnny blush a deep red as her wings suddenly unfolded and stretched stiff
"Huh, so wingboners are legit.." Jillian, Susan, and Mary thought to themselves with a straight face as they went and got Dukey then went to the lab. After a few clips, Johnny understood why Jillian made that remark, but the next thing Jillian chose made the Test girls and Dukey scared
"Ok Jillian, it is your turn again," Johnny stated a little depressed, "what shall we do now?"
"Calm down Dash, how about we watch a full episode this time?"
"Ok, what shall it be? Applebuck Season, Party of One, Lesson Zero, Nightmare Moon, or Return of the Elements of Harmony?" Susan asked pulling up the episode database
"None of them...I choose Sonic Rainboom"
Johnny's ears perked up a little "Now that title sounds 20% cooler, what is it about?"
The other's mouths dropped "What did you just say?" Mary said in shock
"You are really gonna make me repeat myself? I said that title sounds 20% cooler, why, something wrong?"
"That is Dash's catchphrase on the show Johnny...it seems the longer that you are in that form the more like her you become." Dukey said in a flat tone, but Johnny started freaking out
"say wwwwwhhhhAAATTT?! Ok, this is bad, they is a slim chance I will be turned back 100% normal, and now on top of that I am now starting to sound like her in my phrasing. Wait, in one of those clips Dash was asleep on a cloud...I wonder..." she glanced up a the skylight, Jillian figured what was about to happen and ran to the wall and hit the button to open it. As soon as it opened, Johnny took off into the sky. It was dusk, the sun was setting on the horizon and a slight breeze was blowing and a few clouds were scattered across the sky, Johnny went to the nearest one and laid down.
"You know, this might not actually be that bad. I still got Jillian, I can now fly, and now this? I am gonna miss having fingers but I will adjust since I'm gonna be like this for awhile. Man this cloud is comfy..." with that she drifted off into a deep sleep.
