So I will continue this story! I want to thank anyone who reviewed it or read the first chapter. And characters can sometimes be a bit ooc.
Inside a palace there was a pool in the middle of one of the rooms.
Splash. Splash. Splash splash!
"Help I can't swim!" Fai yelled in the pool
Chii flew to his rescue and put him on dry land.
"Thank you Chii." Fai said catching his breath.
"Chii only saved your life because you are hot." Chii said smiling.
"Why thank you." Fai said smiling.
"What do you think you are doing!" Kurogane yelled and grabbed Chii.
"Did I mention I have a partner? I guess not." Fai said.
Kurogane ran to Chii's dressing room and came back in Chii's dress and with fake cat ears.
"From now on I'm Chii and Kurogane!" Kurogane yelled and pushed the original Chii off the stage.
"That dress looks so good on you Kuro-Myuu." Fai said and giggled.
"Cross-dresser!" Yukito yelled at him.
"You look so sexy in that dress." Tomoyo squealed.
"Okay, people who are not assigned in the Celes scene go away before I fire you all!" The director yelled.
"I think Ashura is choking." Fai said looking in the pool.
Ashura's face was turning purple.
"Somebody rescue him!" the director yelled worried.
Syaoran jumped in the pool and opened the coffin.
"Thank you Syaoran." Ashura said breathing in fresh air.
Syaoran looked at him pretty pissed off, there was silence between them until…
"What! No candy?" Syaoran asked.
"Candy?" Ashura asked confused.
"I saved your life so you must give me candy." Syaoran said.
Ashura reached into his pocket and gave him a lollypop.
Syaoran grabbed it and ran around the stage.
"Sugar!" he yelled happy.
"Chii?" Kurogane said trying to make his voice sound girly.
"Ehemm, this scene is about me so go away!" Fai yelled.
Syaoran, Tomoyo and Yukito stepped of the stage pouting.
"I can not stay in this town or this world so I must transport myself to the Dimension Witch so I can run away from the long raven haired man who hunts me in my dreams." Fai said speeding things.
"World?" Kurogane in the Chii outfit asked.
"World, dimension, town, city, they are all the same." Fai said.
"No they're not!" the director yelled at him.
"To me they are!" Fai yelled back.
"I still don't understand." Kurogane said clinging to Fai's arm.
"For you Ku- I mean Chii its all right. Don't worry after this we will be alone in my dressing room." Fai said and whispered the last part to Kurogane.
"Now I will write words that I don't know what mean in the air." Fai said.
"No, first you have to turn Chii into a dome." The director said reading the script.
Kurogane grabbed the original Chii and put her on stage and left whistling innocently.
"I turn you into a dome." Fai said and waved the wand at her, only hitting her in the face.
She then turned into a dome and went over the pool.
"Now can I transport to the witch?" Fai asked.
"Who are you calling witch?" Yuuko asked.
"You are a witch." Kurogane said.
"Aren't you supposed to be on the xxxholic studio?" Sakura asked.
"Oh I totally forgot." Yuuko said and ran to the xxxholic studio.
"I wan to grow up just like her!" Tomoyo said with stars in here eyes.
"When can I enter this show?" Souhma asked annoyed.
"Hello! Can I write the symbols now?" Fai asked.
"Yes." The director said and Fai started to write them in the air.
"Now I'm going to see the Dimension Witch so I can keep running away." Fai said and was swallowed by magic.
"Why do people like annoying me?" the director asked himself.
Fai suddenly appeared on the xxxholic stage with Yuuko, Syaoran, Sakura and Watanuki.
"Hey, you look like the director of Tsubasa." Fai said pointing at the director of xxxholic.
"No I have a moustache, the director of Tsubasa hasn't."the director explained.
"You must be crazy, thinking that they where the same." Syaoran said and Fai growled?
"Anyway, hi there, I'm Fai and I would like to travel to other worlds, avoiding my own so I don't get killed." He said smiling.
"I finally got here so please save Sakura Time Space Bitch." Syaoran said.
"It's witch not bitch!" Yuuko yelled at him.
"We can't carry on with this scene, we need the ninja!" the director of xxxholic yelled.
"Yes we can." Yuuko said with a threatening look.
"Well you guys can carry on but I'm not going to film it." The director said.
"You, Blondie give me your marking and you kid the girl will never remember you. The girl lost her memory of everything, her memories look like pretty feathers so I take this pretty green one which is her memory of you." Yuuko said rubbing a green feather.
"I don't suppose this doughnut will do instead?" Fai asked.
"Doughnut? What kind?" Yuuko asked drooling.
"With strawberry jam." Fai said smiling.
"Tough luck, I'm allergic to strawberries." Yuuko said.
Suddenly Fai's back started to glow and a tattoo flew to Yuuko.
"Gay porn rocks?" Yuuko asked reading it.
"Oh sorry wrong tattoo." Fai said blushing.
The tattoo flew back on his back and a larger one flew to Yuuko.
"This is my favorite tattoo, I got it from a cereal box." Fai said with tearful eyes.
"And cut!" the director yelled.
"I thought you weren't going to film this?" Yuuko asked raising an eyebrow.
"I'm going to put this video on my website the director said smiling and removed the moustache of his face.
"So you direct Tsubasa and xxxholic? No wonder I thought you looked alike, see Syaoran-kun, I told you I wasn't crazy." Fai said.
"You're not crazy, you are so gay you could cough skittles." Syaoran said and got slapped by Sakura.
"No dirty words when the princess can hear them." Sakura said and Syaoran rubbed his face.
"But that wasn't a dirty word." Syaoran complained.
"I have a really weird cast." The director said and left the studio.
I warned you people about ooc, don't worry, the scene where everyone is at Yuuko's place will be redone with Kurogane. Please review and tell me what you think of this story or chapter.
