"Last time on Cartoon Cartoon Island," Chris narrated in case someone had missed the last episode. "We met our 43 campers, there was love, drama, and crying moments and we just found out that Jen and Mike are sisters, so who will be eliminated first? Who is gonna be on which team? Find out right now on Cartoon... Cartoon... Island!"
The theme song came by like it did last time.
Forward to all of the campers are in the cafeteria, waiting to get breakfast.
"Listen up and listen good!" Chef Hatchett looked at all of them sorely. "I serve the food, if you don't like my food, then lump it!"
"Dude, he's worse than the Rent a Cop." Jude whispered to Jonesy and Wyatt.
"You! Skater Boy!" Chef looked to him. "What was that? I didn't hear you!"
"I didn't say anything, dude." Jude said quickly.
"I'm sure you didn't, dude," Chef taunted him, handing a plate of slop to the boy.
"Harsh." Wyatt muttered.
"Get moving!" Chef demanded.
When Cameron walked by, Kevin stuck his foot out, causing the bubble boy to trip and fall face flat in his food.
Kevin laughed. "Look, it's Bubble Boy and he's eating like a pig man! What a pig!"
"Hey, leave him alone!" Zoey snapped.
"Yeah, he's our friend!" Anne-Maria added. "Not a nerd to pick on!"
"Whatever," Kevin rolled his eyes, then went down to Cameron. "Here, buddy, let me help you."
"Thank-" Cameron then blinked as Kevin took something from him and he screamed. "My glasses!"
"You mean these?" Kevin mocked.
"Give him his glasses back, Shovel Chin!" Eddy demanded.
"Shut up, dork!" Kevin growled.
"You little ass hole, he can't see without them!" Jo snarled.
"Dakota getting mad," Dakota's eyes turned red as she got angry and could summon her old mutation whenever she would be angry or jealous. "Dakota wants to smash that jockhead for hurtin' Cameron!"
Zoey noticed this and tried to calm the blonde down. "I know, but calm down, I'll go over there and get his glasses, okay?"
"Okay," Dakota's eyes were turning back to normal. "Calming down..."
Zoey stood up and was going to Kevin and Cameron, until Jen grabbed her arm.
"Let me handle this." Jen offered.
"Umm... Okay." Zoey shrugged.
Kevin kept laughing at Cameron's misery. "What a dork!"
"Kevin!" Nazz was angry with her boyfriend.
Kevin turned around to talk with her, but then he saw Jen had grabbed his arm very hard.
"Give him his glasses now." Jen demanded in a very threatening voice.
Kevin was so scared, he wet himself. He then gave Cameron his glasses as asked.
"Who knew that Jen was strong?" Jonesy whispered.
"Maybe she works out?" Nikki guessed.
Mike M. whispered so low so no one could hear her. "No, Jen."
Jen heard her and had put Kevin down from her grip.
"Ow, I think I got a bruise," Kevin winced.
"Hellooooo, campers," Chris came into the cafeteria. "What happened?"
"It..." Nikki bit her lip.
"Don't care," Chris was bored already. "Time to pick teams, the follow people go to the right. Jo, Zoey, Dawn, Cameron, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Dee Dee, Dexter, Juniper, Mike M., Jen, Jude, Wyatt, Courage, Jimmy, Kevin, Sarah, Lee, Bubbles, Buttercup."
The campers did as told.
"You guys are The Howling Wolves!" Chris beamed, then turned to the others. "Now, the rest of you go to the left. Mike D., Brick, Dakota, Anne-Maria, Lu, Og, Blossom, Finn, Yumi, Johnny Bravo, Grim, Billy, Mandy, Jonesy, Nikki, Caitlin, Johnny 2 x 4, Nazz, Rolf, May, and Marie. You guys are The Roaring Tigers!"
Confession Cam
"Here is the confession, try it out." Chris showed them.
The contestants went in one by one to try it out.
"I hate this," Yumi was still angered. "Kaz is really gonna pay for this!"
"Ever since me and the Flame Princess broke up, I felt that I don't want to date anymore," Finn said softly, then became animated. "Til I mean Yumi! Man, is she hot! I hope that she will like me."
"It's great to be on the same team as Ed and Double D, and," Eddy sighed dreamily in mid-sentence. "Mike Mavinsky... I missed her ever since her show's been cancelled."
"Gravy!" Ed blurted out.
"What is that horrible smell?" Double D grew paranoid as always. "Smelly, smelly!"
"Great, I'm on the same team as Kevin..." Cameron murmured.
Confession Ends
"Everyone, get on your bathing suits and come with me," Chris announced.
Everyone did as they were told and got into their bathing suits and met, standing on 100 foot cliff.
"Oh, crap." Jonesy muttered.
"Stay tuned for part two on Cartoon...Cartoon...Island!" Chris said into the camera.
