1/27/16: Aaaaand here we are! I made sure to remove all the japanese from this chapter (Except SEKAIICHI because no) and I ironed out any errors I found as well. If you were wondering why this chapter took so long to revise compared to the others, it's because I spent the last two weeks binging on DMC4:SE. With that in mind, let me just say a few things: Legendary Dark Knight mode is the shit, I managed to beat the game on Nero/Dante Must Die, and I'm now feeling the shameful urge to make a self indulgent DMC and RWBY harem crossover starring DMC3!Dante and Nero. But, like with my other stories, I wanna get to a good stopping point in this beauty before I focus on any of that. *sigh* God forgive me...

And here is the 2nd chapter of the story! I just want to say thank you to everybody who reviewed, favorited, and liked. It was pretty awesome to get such great reception for the first chapter. Also, if any of the characters are acting OOC, please let me know. I think I managed to get Joseph's personality right, but you never know, and I'm not as big a fan of RWBY as I am of JoJo, so let me know if I made any mistakes regarding lore or personality. BUT ENOUGH OF THIS TEDIOUS BULLSHIT! TIME FOR THE ACTUAL STORY!

Disclaimer: lolrus555 owns neither JoJo's Bizarre Adventure or RWBY. They belong to Hirohiko Araki (The one TRUE Pillar man) and Rooster Teeth. I own neither, but I'm sure you already knew that.

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"...notorious criminal..."

Aghhh... five more minutes granny Erina, I'm still sleepy...

"-any information on his whereabouts, please contact-"

"Gahh... alright, fine, I'm up..." Joseph groaned as he forced himself up, cracking his neck. It took him a moment to get the drowsiness out of his system before he realized that he wasn't back home in New York.

"Huh? Where the hell am I? Is this some sort of a train station or something?" The brunette asked himself as he got into a sitting position on the bench he was sleeping on. From what Joseph could tell, he appeared to be in some big grey building filled with various people that looked to be around his age. It took the young Joestar another moment before the memories of the previous night came flooding back to him.

"Oh yeah, that's right. This is some big, fancy airplane that's gonna take me to that academy." Joseph thought aloud as he leaned back into the bench, trying to relax. After agreeing to attend Beacon Academy, the two previous days before the beginning of the school year were spent getting his supplies. Once that was taken care of, Ozpin directed him to the airship that was to take all initiates to Beacon. With nothing better to do, the Joestar decided to just nap the entire trip.

As Joseph was lost in his musings, the sight of a holographic projection near the window of the airship brought him back to reality. It was essentially a projection of that kinky Goodwitch lady giving all the students a welcome to Beacon, or something along those lines. He was too busy just thinking about the technology of this world to care about what she was saying.

'It's just crazy though. So far, everything this world has to offer blows away anything I've ever seen on Earth. It's like I'm in the future. Well, I can definitely see Stroheim having a freak-out if he ever saw any of this.' As Joseph pictured the Nazi major having a panic attack upon realizing German science was no longer "SEKAIICHI" as he so eloquently put it, the airship finally reached it's destination.

Once Joseph took note of the airship landing and the various people heading towards the exit, he got up, stretched, grabbed his bags and followed the various students and initiates out of the airship.

'Alright Beacon Academy,' Joseph thought, a cocky smirk on his face. 'Let's see what you've got in store for me.'


"Man! This place looks more like a castle than a school!" Joseph said aloud, amazed by Beacon Academy's structure. Considering everything he had seen in this world had been so futuristic, he expected the academy to look something like the Fortress Of Solitude, but instead, he was greeted with a gigantic castle the size of a skyscraper!

"Well, if I had to guess, this school must've been around for a while. That WOULD explain the architecture and why it's not up to date with everything else. " Joseph said to himself as he deduced why the school's design was such a heavy contrast to all the technology he'd seen so far. Either way, he decided to just forget about Beacon's design for now and follow the rest of the initiates to... wherever the hell he was supposed to be going.

*BOOM*

However, before he got much further, the sound of an explosion caught his attention. From what Joseph could tell, the explosion came further up ahead the pathway leading to Beacon, and when moved a bit further to investigate, he came across a rather strange sight.

"Unbelievable! This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about!"

Two girls seemed to have been having an argument over some dropped luggage. Or to be more specific, a girl with a white ponytail and expensive looking clothes was angrily yelling at a kneeled over girl in black and red, who currently looked like a kicked puppy if you asked Joseph.

"I'm really, really sorry!" The girl whimpered out, trying to make amends and failing miserably.

'Now that I think of it, that girl looks pretty familiar. Have I ran into her before?' Joseph thought, trying to recall a scenario where he might've ran into the girl in black and red.

*Clink* "hmm?"

However, before Joseph could think about it any further, he noticed he accidentally touched something with his foot. After kneeling down to take a closer look, he noticed it was a bright-yellow crystal.

'Man... what a beautiful stone. What was this thing doing in her luggage?' The brunette thought as he brought the crystal up to his face, examining how nicely cut it was. It took him another moment before he realized what the stone was.

"Huh, guess this is one of those dust crystals I've heard so much about." As he said this, an idea made it's way into Joseph's head, which subsequently caused a devious smirk to spread across his face.

"Welllll, I guess now's as good a time as any to see if these things are Hamon-conductive." The Joestar said, already starting to channel Hamon into the Dust crystal.

"Whatever you're planning to do to that Dust crystal seems dangerous, you might want to stop." A voice suddenly spoke up, breaking the brunette's concentration. Upon looking to his right, he saw a girl looking at him with analytical eyes.

The girl in question was actually very pretty, having long, flowing black hair that went down to her waist along with a sharp, mature, and pretty face with strikingly yellow eyes, of all colors. The girl's wardrobe consisted of black stockings, a matching corset, and a matching set of white shorts with a white crop top. She was also wearing a black bow which looked quite good on her.

The girl also seemed to be taking a look at Joseph's current wardrobe before raising an eyebrow at him. Currently, the Joestar was wearing a pair of dark blue jeans with boots along with a dark purple crop top which was doing a good job of showing off his abs. He was also wearing a brand new scarf identical to the one he lost in his fight with Kars, which was also covering the necklace he wore that was housing the red stone of Aja, one of the only things Joseph had on him when he woke up in Vale.

"Ah, you worry too much gorgeous!" Joseph reassured heartily, giving the girl his best lady-killer smile. "Civilization would never have gotten anywhere if nobody was willing to experiment. The way I see it, I'm doing the entire world a big favor right now!" As the muscular brunette said this, he continued to channel Hamon into the Dust crystal.

"Alright, don't say I didn't warn you." The girl sighed as she took a few steps backwards, waiting for the crystal to blow up in Joseph's face. At the point, the girl with the white hair finally took note of Joseph holding one of her dust crystals.

"Hey! Were you even listening to word I was saying to that clutz behind me!? I don't want anybody else putting their hands on my dust!" However before the girl could attempt to snatch the crystal away from Joseph's grasp, the Hamon energy, which had been dancing over the stone, seemed to have triggered something in the dust crystal. Suddenly, the crystal began to glow brightly, surprising Joseph, Weiss, Ruby, and even catching Blake's eye.

*PHWEEM*

"Wh-!? The hell!?" Joseph yelped as the lightning crystal suddenly began to exude a bright light that temporarily blinded him. The light from the dust crystal shone for another moment before it began to flicker and then blew up in the Joestar's hand out of nowhere, with the resulting explosion causing a surprisingly large amount of smoke. The entire situation seemed rather comical, really.

"ARRGH!"

However, what the girls saw when the smoke cleared up was anything but comical.

"M-My... MY HAND...!" He yelled out in agony, tightly clutching onto his right hand, or rather, what was left of it. When the smoke from the explosion cleared up, Blake, Weiss and Ruby were horrified to see Joseph clutching desperately onto a stump where his right hand used to be, the explosion from the dust crystal apparently blowing the poor guy's hand off. Their reactions to his severed hand was as followed:

Ruby: OHDEARDUSTHELOSTHISHANDWHATDOWEDOGUYS!?

Weiss: THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TRYING TO PREVENT YOU BUFFOON, WHY DIDN'T YOU TWO IDIOTS JUST LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TOLD YOU BOTH TO STOP MESSING WITH MY DUST!? OH WHY'D THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME!? AND ON MY FIRST DAY AT BEACON TOO!

Blake: SOMEBODY GET SOME HELP! THIS MAN'S IN URGENT NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!

...is perfectly fine!" Joseph finished offhandedly, causing the three girls to freeze during their respective freak outs before looking towards him slowly. When he saw that all eyes were on him, the trickster of the Joestar family brought his "stump" in front of the girls and surprised all of them when his balled up fist suddenly popped out of the wrappings around his forearm.

"That was just a little joke of mine. I just pulled my fist into my sleeve at the last second, see?" As an explanation for what he did, Joseph brought his hands in front of the girls and made it look like he was removing his thumb. A little trick the Joestar was quite proud of.

For a very brief moment, none of the girls could do a thing. They were just too shocked and the sheer absurdity of the guy in front of them that they were rendered speechless for an ever so brief moment. However, once their wits returned to them, the following happened.

The girl in black and red practically deflated to her knees in relief.

The girl with the long black hair started shaking before she covered her mouth and made a beeline towards Beacon.

And the girl with the white hair proceeded to scream down Joseph's ear.

"A JOKE!? THAT'S YOUR DEFINITION OF A JOKE!? AND WHAT FUCKING SLEEVE!? YOU'RE WEARING A FREAKING CROP TOP!" The girl looked as though she had more to say, but before she continued, she took a deep breath, clearly trying to calm down, before glaring at both Joseph and the girl, who was still slumped on her knees.

"Why don't the two of you get your acts together? There are people who came to this school to learn, not to deal with idiots like you, got it!?" She said with a huff before she continued towards Beacon, the trolley carrying all of her bags in tow and leaving Joseph alone with the still slumped over girl.

"God, what a freaking harpy." Joseph groaned as he rubbed his ears. "She needs to learn how to take a joke, am I right?" He asked the girl in black, only to get no response. Looking towards her, the Joestar saw that she was still in a daze from what happened.

"Huh? Hey, you listening? I'll have you know that it's rude to say nothing when people are talking to you." Joseph said, knocking on the girl's head with his knuckles to try and get some kind of response from her. "Oi! C'mon! Say something! Knock knock! Anybody home?" That seemed to have gotten the girl out of her stupor, if the look of surprise on her face was any indication.

"Oh! Heh... sorry for zoning out like that. Everything today has been happening at once, and well... it's just a lot to take in." She began, shyness clear in her voice. In response, Joseph could only let a cocky smirk spread across his face before he offered her a hand.

"You just gotta take it all in stride! that's how I've managed." The girl seemed to be listening to this intently as she took Joseph's hand.

"Huh, I'll have to keep that in mind." She said to herself. She looked as though she was about to say something else, but stopped herself when she took a good look at Joseph.

"Wait a second! You're the guy I saw at the Dust store robbery! Since you're here, that means you're attending Beacon too, right!?" The girl asked, surprise all too clear in her voice. It took Joseph a moment before he recognized the girl in front of him.

"OH SHIT! I remember now! You were that girl with the crazy rifle scythe! Quite the coincidence, running into you here, but then again, I'm not too surprised. Bizarre people like us are often drawn to each other." He remarked, thinking of all the strange people he met on his adventures.

"Bizarre? Hey! I'll have you know it's perfectly reasonable for a girl my age to have a passion for high-grade weaponry and kicking butt in general." The girl huffed indignantly, causing the brunette to raise his hands in surrender.

"Don't get so defensive kid, it was a compliment. Bizarre doesn't inherently mean bad! Take that weapon of yours as an example." Joseph began, pointing at what looked like the girl's scythe rifle. "Back where I'm from, I've never seen a weapon like yours before. By every stretch of the word, it's bizarre, but it's also an amazingly well-designed and impressive weapon, and that's pretty much what bizarre means. Something that's very strange and unusual, but also great to be around." He finished, giving the girl a good-natured smile.

"Huh... can't say I've ever thought of it like that..." The girl muttered, giving what Joseph said some thought. After another moment, she looked towards the Joestar once again with curiosity in her eyes.

"Y'know, now that I think of it, I didn't get a chance to hear your name before Ms. Goodwitch started hitting us. What is it?" Upon hearing this, Joseph's good natured smile turned into a cocky smirk as he began to put his arms behind his head in what seemed to be some type of pose, of all things. The girl couldn't help but note, with a small blush rising onto her face, that this pose did a good job of showing off the Joestar's... pronounced abs, which were exposed by his dark-purple crop top.

"The name's Joestar. Joseph Joestar. And I must say I'm damned pleased to meet you, Miss...?"

"Ruby Rose. Soon to be huntress and overall weapons enthusiast." The silver eyed girl introduced herself happily puffing up her chest in an attempt to appear dignified.

"Well, good to actually be on a name basis with you now. Anyway, do you have any idea about where we should be going...?" Joseph asked, only now realizing that he and Ruby were the only ones in the area now, all the other students and initiates likely having already gone to where they needed to go.

"Oh! Well, I was just following everybody else, so... no." The black and red clad girl admitted lamely.

"Well, no big deal. We can just ask that blonde guy up ahead for some directions." The Joestar assured her, pointing to the boy with short blonde further ahead of them.

"Oh hey! I know who that is! He's the guy who threw up on my sister's shoes."

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"...I... don't need to be concerned, do I?"

"...well... it might be a good idea to keep a safe distance."


"Look, all I'm saying is that motion sickness is a real problem. That's all!" Jaune Arc said as he explained how he was easily susceptible to motion sickness. After Joseph and Ruby had introduced themselves to the blonde knight, the three had hit it off surprisingly well. They were now walking through a pathway inside Beacon's walls, hoping to find where all the other initiates had gone.

"Well why didn't you just skip out on breakfast if you were gonna come here by airship?! You kinda dug that hole yourself, bud." Joseph remarked dryly, making sure to keep a safe distance.

"What do you expect!? That was my first time on an airship!" Jaune argued, embarrassment clear in his voice.

"So... moving on from the topic of bile, I got this thing!" Ruby said, showing off Crescent Rose in an attempt to change the subject.

"Whoa! Is that a scythe?" The blonde asked, not expecting the petite girl in front of him to pull out such an elaborate-looking weapon. "H'yup. It's also a customizable high-impact sniper rifle!" Ruby explained, pride clear in her voice. It was just a shame that everything she said was lost on Jaune.

"Uhhh... neat?"

"It also fires bullets, man." Joseph interjected.

"Oh! That's cool!" Jaune complimented, causing Ruby to puff her chest in pride. "Thanks! So what do you have?" The scythe wielder asked, causing the blonde to start fumbling with the sword at his side.

"O-Oh, well... I got this sword!" Jaune began hastily pulling out the sword. From what Joseph could see, the blade was simple in design, but also appeared to be very well made and built to last.

"Ohhhh!" Ruby exclaimed, able to appreciate weapons in all their forms, no matter how they're made.

"Yeah, and I've got a shield, too!" He continued, holding up his sheath. In the blink of an eye, the sheath quickly transformed into a bright white shield with a gold-colored symbol in the center. Although Jaune, being Jaune, had to fumble around with it for a moment to make sure he didn't drop it while it transformed.

"So, what do they do?" Ruby asked, running her fingers down the front of the shield, feeling it's metallic texture. "Well... the shield gets smaller, so when I get tired of carrying it, I can just... put it away..." Jaune finished lamely, hoping his explanation would suffice.

"But... wouldn't it weigh the same?" Ruby asked, cocking her head to the left slightly.

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"Yeah, it does..." He admitted after a moment's pause, sighing dejectedly.

"Well, just look at it like this, pal!" Joseph said consolingly, slamming his palm into the scraggly young man's back. "Sure, it's not the most colorful weapon around, but it least you're hands won't be full when you're not using it. And besides! I won't bore you with the details, but the past few months have taught me how to improvise like a politician without a planned speech. If I can use a pigeon to incapacitate somebody, then I have no doubt you can use that sword like it's a lethal weapon. You just gotta be aware of your surroundings and use everything to your advantage, got it?" He explained to Jaune, who was slouched over after that unexpectedly powerful blow to his back.

"Ugh, yeah, crystal clear." Jaune groaned out, taking Joseph's hand and getting up. Pleased with his speech, the musuclar brunette was about to continue forward when he noticed his two new friends were staring at him with curiosity and anticipation in both their eyes, especially Ruby's.

"...What? are we looking at my subconscious now?" The Joestar asked, getting a little put off by the stares they were giving him.

"C'mon! We showed off our weapons, it's only fair you do too!" Ruby explained, looking forward to seeing whatever crazy weapon Joseph might have up his sleeve. "Yeah, I won't deny I'm kinda curious about what kind of weapon a big guy like you would use. Especially after hearing that pidgeon comment." Jaune admitted. Hearing this brought a smirk to the brunette's face.

"So, you two both want to know what kind of tricks Joseph Joestar has up his sleeves, huh? Well, I was gonna wait until the entrance exams so I could show off in front of everybody, buuuut, I guess it couldn't hurt to give you guys a sneak peek." Joseph began, reaching behind his back for his signature weapons.

"So prepare yourselves... FOR THE JOSEPH JOESTAR CLACKER VOLLEY!" In one fell swoop, Joseph pulled his hands out from behind his back, revealing a new set of Hamon clackers to replace the ones Wired Beck destroyed. The clackers were identical to Joseph's old pair, with a J on each steel ball. Joseph then closed his eyes and smiled, expecting amazement and fanfare to his specially designed weapons.

"Hmm. Bolas, that's neat."

"Uhh... what's a clacker? Is that a toy or something?"

Sadly, Ruby and Jaune's reactions were underwhelming, to say the least.

"WHAAAT?! That's really all the both of you have to say!? I'll have you know I spent all day yesterday working on these things!" Joseph yelled indignantly. "Okay, well how about you show us how they work? I'm sure we'll be amazed after we see them in action." This comment, however, brought the smirk back to the cocky Joestar's face.

"Now we're talking. You guys will be singing a different tune once you both see these babies in action! First, I apply a little 'something something' to these clackers. Like this." As Joseph was saying this, he began to surge Hamon energy into the clackers, causing a yellow electricity to dance through the repurposed toys. Because of this, the steel balls, which had been rhythmically and gently bouncing against each other, began to steadily increase in speed. In no time at all, both clackers were now rapidly bouncing around at a breakneck speed, causing Jaune to back away in shock and slight fear, and Ruby to inch slightly closer, amazed by what she was seeing.

"WATAH~~!" Joseph yelled out, getting into mock kung-fu stance...

...which in turn caused to clackers in his right hand to slip out of his grasp and go speeding towards Jaune.

"GAAAH!" Jaune screamed in fear, quickly ducking his head. This proved to a wise action as the speeding clackers barely missed the young man and then crashed into the pillar behind him.

After that little incident, a rather awkward silence filled the air, with nobody really willing to comment on the fact that Joseph nearly killed Jaune. It was only Joseph's nervous chuckle that finally broke the silence.

"...Well, you guys get the basic idea. And believe me! Once you see them breaking some monster skull, you guys will think my clacker volley will be the hottest thing around! But uh... anyway, you okay there, Jauney boy?" Joseph asked as he extended his hand for the blonde knight to take. Groaning, Jaune took the hand to hoist himself back up before he spoke up.

"Well, that thing didn't cave my skull in, so yeah, I'd say I'm okay. But what the hell was that electricity on those things?! I've never seen anything like that before in my life!" Jaune asked, confused by Joseph's Hamon.

"That was your semblance, right? So does that mean your power is overcharging something with electricity?" Ruby asked, thinking the Hamon was just some type of Semblance.

"Semblance? Whazzat?" Joseph and Jaune simultaneously asked, an oblivious look on both their faces.

"Wait...? You guys don't know about semblances?" Ruby asked, although the clueless look on their faces pretty much confirmed her suspicions.

"Well, a semblance is... how do I put this? It's basically...a dormant ability inside you that can let you do reality defying things. Like this!" Suddenly, everything happened at once. In the next second, Ruby suddenly disappeared from their site, leaving only a trail of rose petals in her stead.

"Woah! Where'd she go?!" Jaune exclaimed, confused by what he just saw.

"Up here guys!" Ruby suddenly called out, her voice seemingly above them. Looking upwards, Joseph was surprised to see Ruby casually sitting on one of the pillars located around the inner walls, more of the rose petals from before falling around her.

"The hell!? How the hell did you get up there so quickly!? Does this 'Semblance' of yours stop time or something?" Joseph demanded, bewildered by Ruby's sudden teleportation.

"No, my semblance just lets me move at a speed that makes it look like I'm teleporting to the naked eye." Ruby explained pridefully, clearly happy with her abilities.

"It also leaves behind these rose petals that look really nice, if I do say so myself." She added as an afterthought before she jumped down from the pillar and landed in front of Joseph and Jaune gracefully.

"Huh, fascinating. Well, to answer your question, no, that energy wasn't a semblance. But before you ask, I'm gonna save the explanation for another day. Can't reveal all my tricks at once, now can I?" Joseph asked rhetorically before he continued.

"Anyway, while you were up there, did you see where all the other students went? I'm kinda getting sick of walking around like this with no directions." Joseph asked Ruby. So far, they'd been walking for 5 minutes and still hadn't found where all the other students went.

"No, but I wasn't really looking. I'll just check again." And in the blink of an eye, Ruby was back on top of the pillar and using the high ground to look around the area.

"Say! While you're up there, could you also look for a food court? I'm kinda getting a bit hungry." Jaune asked after a moment's thought.

"Heh, I'm guessing you need to refill your stomach after losing your breakfast, huh?" Joseph asked jokingly, causing Jaune to groan in annoyance.

"Can we please move on from that?"

And another chapter out of the way! Now here's a little FYI for all of you. Basically, I've had these chapters in the works for a while. The reason why I haven't been able to upload them until now is because my old computer (which is a hunk of shite) crapped out on me for the last time. I'll try and update frequently, but I can assure you that chapters won't be a daily thing, sorry to say. Anyway, if you have anything you'd like to say to me about this story, leave a review or PM me about it, I really am curious and am open to criticism. Anyway, seeya!