Quinn's table: The Daily Life of Quinn
PART I: KATARINA CAN'T DANCE

Quinn looked up to see the tips of very furry orange ears that perked up towards the far away position where Galio was sitting at. Quinn's eyes were wide and she silently face palmed herself mentally.

Oh Quinn! You silly girl, it's not like any other champion is going to sit next to you. Suddenly, she felt two soft excited pecks from Valor and pleased chortle escaped him as Quinn slowly lowered her head down with an open mouth to see a little Yordle with very large teeth with large sparkling eyes.

"Gnar?" The young yordle bobbed his head up and down and gave a large toothy smile at Quinn. The charming young yordle's eyes glimmered with youthfulness as he gingerly placed his boomerang on the side of his canteen. He sat abruptly with his little legs hanging off the long chairs. Quinn inched her head to look closer at Gnar. She never really did know much about Gnar besides the fact that he was the sweetie of the League- or that he had a terrible temper and was mostly in the top lane. She watched as Gnar gave her a small grin and laughed, "hee hee!" before quickly snatching his spoon and fork like a small child. He started to attempt to spoon his mashed potatoes. Quinn got up from her chair as Gnar was lying on his back trying to get the mashed potatoes to "fall" into his mouth. Quinn giggled and Valor flew down to Gnar's head and softly tapped it to coax him up. Quinn gently grabbed the soft chubby and furry yet shockingly, smooth hands of the yordle.

Smiling sweetly, she said, "oh Gnar, you eat like this," and spooning the mashed potatoes again, she held the hand of the yordle and placed the spoon in his mouth. The yordle quickly removed the spoon and gave and wide toothy smile, "OOOH! GNAR BAJARGA!" (trans: Gnar Likes) The prehistoric yordle bounced happily in his seat with spoon and fork in hand swaying up and down. Quinn looked at the happy cute fluff ball lovingly when she suddenly...

Felt watched.

Quinn recognized the fighting and quarreling between the Noxians and Demacians stopped. Valor ruffled his feathers. Gnar payed no attention and continue to muse at this wonderful human piltoverian technology. Garen's large hands were mid air pointing at Katarina. Katarina stood still, arms limp and her knives in her hands. Shyvanna's maternal instincts were dead as she looked at Quinn with a gaping mouth, Lux peaked from behind the Dragon-lady gasping with her hand to her mouth. Cassiopeia had dropped the poro snax she was munching on. Draven and Darius stood both hands together looking at the scene in front of them, eyes in disbelief. Talon on the other hand, subtly moved from behind Cassiopeia to look at the girl with Gnar. When he saw Quinn, his eyes looked like it had widened. He quickly turned away trying to hide his emotions but looked back with a bashfully hidden smile the he attempted to hide by placing an arm blade in front of his face. Quinn's eyes grew wide, but later recognized, the whole hall was looking at her. The yordle table was staring at her. Lulu had dropped Viegar's hat to the floor, Poppy had raised eyebrows, Teemo had turned invisible from being to still by shock, Tristana placed two hands her face lovingly, Kennen snickered quietly. The Ionians dropped their imported sweet rolls to the floor. Lee sin was listening to the 'tension' between Quinn and Gnar his face was scrunched up as he tried to find a connection. Sona's floating instrument dropped to the ground with a thud and she scrambled to pick in up. Karma had a single tear trickle down her face and she nodded pleased.

Quinn stopped in her tracks, half standing half sitting as she looked around.

No one sat on Quinn's table except for Quinn.

Ashe suddenly stood up and held a chalice goblet up, she addressed everyone using her royal wee. Everyone turned to her, Quinn craned her head while Gnar began stuffing himself.

"Everyone! As a Princess (Queen) here, I would like to proclaim this great day!" Ashe held a goblet higher, Leona's was gazing with an open mouth. Diana looked around and gave a soft punch into Leona's shoulders. Leona jerked up, she mouthed, "what?" Diana pointed at Ashe and at the window above her. Leona then mouthed an "Oh!" however before she could create a beam of sunlight, Diana illuminated Ashe with an ethereal epic extravaganza of moonlight... during the day. Leona placed a confused hand on her head. Pantheon scratched his helmet. Ashe smiled and held her head higher and lifted her hood to allow the moonlight to bask her white luscious hair. "We Champions know the importance of companionship and the magic it brings- so let us toast to this great day of the additional-" suddenly Tryndamere jumped onto the table, Diana scrambled to created a fractal moon beam on him. She accidentally elbowed Leona's nose.

Tryndamere shouted raising both arms, allowing armpit hair to sprout out, "Let us congratulate this new couple!" Quinn looked around horrified and Ashe held a fake smile. As the moon beam dissipated she gave small slaps to Tryndamere's shoulder. She hissed quietly behind her epic cape "you fool! I wasn't going to say couple! Oh Tryndy why!" But no one heard. Everyone stood clapping, except Talon who suddenly hid behind a decorative tree to hide his face in his hands shaking his head. Garen then went towards the desolate Quinn who gaped at the crowd with moving arms saying "no no no no, this isn't how it is please. I was just being nice!" She walked towards Garen to plead but then Garen instead gave her a pat on the back. Valor fluttered his wings and squawked at Garen.

"I am proud of you Quinn! About time you found someone- was wondering if you were straight or not- but" his eyes trailed off, "I never thought you had an interest in yordles." He slapped her shoulder. "Demacia will be proud!" He then whirled around to the Noxians and pointed an accusing finger. "Now that our Quinn has a man, we can now have the ultimate dance off!" Draven crossed his arms and blew a singer strand of stray hair from his face. Katarina's eyes narrowed.

This was her chance. Her eyes crept towards her left to see the Ghost of Draven floating around her cheek.

Don't worry Katarina... The Ghost of Draaaaven will guide you...

She walked fist held tightly she faced Garen. Knife and Sword clashed together like fire. The whole room was filled with a chorus of "oooh." Katarina growled into the large gap between the two metal blades and sneered at the large built man.

"Tonight we end this!" She quickly spun back and was about to proclaim her dance floor rules when Frejlordian Queen stood up. "I believe that this is a great contest, but I see that we too, as one country wish to, as one people and one great kingdom, to join this contest as one Frejlord." Sejuani scoffed and lumbered to sit next to Talon.

She munched on a chicken bone, "hey." Talon was muttering to himself. Sejuani looked away. "I have problems too-" she pointed a single chicken bone at Ashe. "My sister is so obsessed with being one country. Everyone gets it. She doesn't need to whine about." The cloaked man's eyes peered at her with eagle like eyes from the corner of his cape. He scoffed. Jealous Sejuani is jealous. Talon slowly turned his head towards her. His eyes were red and watery.

"Well at least she can say what she wants to get out, but my particular interest is-was in love with a furry prehistoric yordle this whole time!" Sejuani's eyes widened.

"Frozen boars! You don't mean it right? You love her?" The blazing blue eyes of Sejuani bored into his. Talon quickly looked around, he gave returned her gaze with a classic still poker face.

"I-I-I just wanted to find her weakness- I never expected her to love a yordle." Sejuani raised her head with a short 'oh' and continued munching on the chicken bone noisily. Talon hid his head in his arms and whispered to himself quietly.

Brolaf suddenly appeared behind him out of nowhere. He placed a hand on his shoulder.

"Bro... I get you, you can trust me, brother."

Talon sniffled, looking at his hands with big eyes, murmured something so quietly, even Brolaf couldn't hear. He then dug his head into his hands shaking his head, he murmured quietly to himself Brolaf patted his back, only he heard what the sad cloaked man said. Sejuani gave a weird eye at the crying man.


PART I: KATARINA CAN'T DANCE

KATARINA'S ROOM

The Dance of Legends was instigated. It was Demacia vs Noxus... The faction with most votes would win, and the winning group would be able to use their money for whatever cause they wished. The 10 time winner Twisted fate and Evelyn were to be the judges. Lights provided by Leona and Diana. However, Vi had managed to coax Caitlyn to step down to watch the silly Demacians hammer the Noxians in the dance competition- Piltover abstained from the competition.

Katarina was pacing in her room, Talon leaned on the wall, his head in the shadows. Riven stood at the balcony musing at the crystal winter landscape. Darius and Draven stood watching the blade lady pace frantically. LeBlanc sat on a small stool next to the mirror with Cassiopeia.

Katarina hissed at the figures in her room "I can't do this! I can't lose to our enemy! I'm Katarina!" Draven turned from his nails to her.

"What are you talking about? You have Draaven. What could be better?" Katarina planted a hand on her face as she sunk to the floor.

"Listen, Garen is probably going to do his little spin-to-win game play and we are all going to lose!" Darius scoffed and eyed her and responded with a sound rebuttal.

"I can spin to win." LeBlanc nodded happily while Katarina gave a small groan.

Katarina snapped at him, waving her hands pleadingly at his face "you can spin, but you can't spin as long as Garen!"

Riven looked back at the commotion in the room, she gently pulled the thin curtains passed her and placed a single finger on her cheek, looking at the ceiling she asked, "but what makes his spin-to -win so good?"

Cassiopeia placed a small puff of powder on her face, "maybe its his sword."

Riven chipped in while raising a hand, "maybe it's his great loud voice when he screams Demacia!"

Draven laughed raising his arms flamboyantly, "maybe it's because he secretly loves Draaaven!" Darius gave his brother a weird look while Katarina gagged.

LeBlanc gave a sly grin and stood up.

"Maybe its his style that makes him so iconic..." she mused looking at each noxian in the room, "it's just the famous 'Demacian way.'" Everyone looked at each other with confused looks. Katarina's eyes grew big.

"But how can we make a Noxian style dance!" she spun to look at each noxian frantically. "What can I do that's iconic?" Talon smirked.

"You like to magically appear in flashes of light like Yi and take kills?" Katarina frowned at him.

Darius growled, "maybe it's because Demacian's are peace lovers."

Riven raised a finger and exclaimed "oh! I know! What if you told the Ionians that our money that we win from the competitions will go to charity if we win!"

Everyone looked at Riven.

Darius looked at Draven.

"That's actually a good idea."

Cassiopeia glanced at them and returned to her silver mirror she held in her hand. "But what about that new couple, Quinn and Gnar? They are just too cute to say no too." Draven huffed while swapping the air softly.

"Pfft. Like she would know how to dance, she sits around and hangs around with her bird, what can she actually do?" Cassiopeia looked at him with an unconvinced look.

"Ohh... you think she can't dance? She is still a Demacian. Not to mention, if you look at her strange preferences-" she murmured to the side, "loving a yordle- she could still shock us all once again." Katarina's eyes lingered to Talon looking forlornly at the wall blankly. She walked over to him to place a hand on his should while Draven and Cassiopeia were discussing Quinn's possible abilities.

"Hey? Whats up, you are really quiet." She looked at him closer, "isn't she like your nemesis or something. Haven't you stalked her before?" Talon turned to respond but Draven's ears perked up. He sped walked toward Talon and jabbed a finger at his chest.

"Oh- so you've 'stalked' Quinn eh? Can she dance or no?-" Draven then neared closer to him hissing between his teeth he said, "you better say she can't dance" Talon looked away.

"She doesn't really do much dancing... but she still has grace when she does her thing." Cassiopeia raised an eyebrow and returned to her mirror musing about something underneath her breath, everyone else in the room came towards Talon with pleading eyes- except Riven who stood behind. Pleading eyes of Katarina blazed into Talon's brightly hued orange.

"She know's how to walk finely and move fluidly without taking energy-hence why she is a scout. But..." he looked up towards the ceiling remember a passed event. "I did..." he paused and looked at ceiling. "I did see the Demacians play a game of 'Spinning and winning.' Jarvan held both her hands and twirled her in the air." Katarina's face scrunched up confused.

"Jarvan twirled Quinn?"

The Ghost of Draven was also shocked and exclaimed with a 'o' shaped mouth, "oh snap! I didn't know Quinn even talked to the other Demacians!" LeBlanc placed two hands on Talon's shoulder as she moved to stand in front of him.

"Did he only twirl her?"

Talon shook his head, "no, he twirled everyone and each person took turns. It wasn't really much." LeBlanc nodded at the others and looked back at Riven.

"Well deserter, it seems your plan seems to be the fittest." Riven looked at her with a shocked confused look with wide eyes, mouth open in wonder. LeBlanc turned back to the group of Noxians.

"We tell the silly Ionians this dance off was for peace. No matter how bad Katarina dances, we will win. The Ionians will share our wins to the other factions. Let us hope the popularity for Gnar x Quinn won't be as enticing as charity."

Talon looked away as the other Noxians were cheering and giving each other high fives. He hunched his back and a single word escaped his lips.

"Quinn..."

The eyes of Riven who stood in the room separated from others grew wide and glittered and she quickly cupped her gasp with her hands. Cassiopeia only gave a small sly smile.

The dance off was going to be very interesting.


Ahhhh! Thank you so much for all your kind comments and ideas! I'll try to update when I can but I'm really busy and I'm about my dearest one who is sick right now so ... :c (please hope for my dear pet to feel better... I'm really worried ohmigosh, please do)

This feed back is overwhelming and I love hearing your ideas, comments, and reviews! I will be posting a chapter on my other fan fic with Quinn x Talon so don't worry! Haha so I just loved reading that comment with Gnar and having champions come to sit on Quinn's table to do some girly stuff xD. But I know it was a bit trolly to put Gnar x Quinn, but I thought it was really funny when I read RevolveX's comment I laughed so hard xD

Also, sweet rolls. I'm sorry I love sweet rolls. Skyrim. It's the only thing I buy from the stores. Really.

Buuut, so far, Talon has the lead with Quinn shipping!

Talon with 9 (haha, OP ship is OP)

Jarvan with a 6 (oooh things are speeding up with the votes, oh boy! Talon x Quinn lovers gotta' step up the game- or maybe the Jarvan lovers may take the love crown! ;p)

Yasuo with 1 (It does seem interesting though!)

Don't worry a Gnar ship wont happen unless he gets the most votes. I just thought that comment was funny- I did say I would use ideas I liked right? ;p but I did hint at some ships here and there... Jarvan's new R, the twirl. hurhurhur you may never know what Talon murmured quietly to himself while Brolaf was with him.. But for you Quinn x Talon lovers... ehhehehehe since you won the votes so far this is what he said (or whispered)

"I thought from seeing her be so sweet to Gnar that she would be a great mother! But-but it turns out- it wasn't meant to be..."

Hehe others ships are available too... the dance off will be starting in the next chapter- what will happen? Any ideas for plot or any good jokes will be great! The Ghost Of Draven seems to be something I actually like that I created xD.

But thanks Lol fanfic Reader1, RazorC and everyone else for the fantastic support and MrStabyB11 for the nice Romeo and Juliet Idea, they were great!

But ooooh, what do Cassiopeia and Riven know? What will they do? It's pretty obvious xD haha!

awwiee... hearts and love! Oh boy, Romeo Romeo, xD Lover boy Romeo can't recognize the mess the Frejlordian people did. But yes, Sejuani likes chicken and lets see what happens! Thank you so much for your wonderful comments. ;p

Don't worry Tryndamere isn't dumb. ;p ... hehehe you will see. ;p