Me: What's up everybody! Gadget here!
MO: I'm MO!
Roxy: Hello! Roxy is here also!
Me: Who's ready for another round of OURAN PUNKED!!
Roxy: I know I am!
MO: Me too!
Me: If you were not paying attention in the last episode or you just forgot, we played a prank on Tamaki, dressing him up in a Spiderman costume making him think it was for the host club, and stole his regular clothes. I think he reacted rather well. I'm more scared of what will happen when we prank people like Kyoya or Nekozawa.
Roxy: But… Nekozawa isn't a host.
Me: Oh? I didn't tell you guys?
MO: What?
Me: I thought it'd be funny if we did all the Ouran characters in general, not just the hosts. So now all you people at home know that if you want us to prank someone like Ranka, or Kasanoda just leave the prank in your review!
MO: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Lets get on with the show!
Me: Alright! Sheesh! This prank will be pulled on….
*drum roll*
Me: Both Hikaru and Kaoru! Yay! I was hoping for a twin prank! And its from… Rocker… Girl… 0709?
Me and MO: *look at Roxy*
Roxy: I really wanted them to do this!
MO: What does it say? *takes card from my hand* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Me: MO?
Roxy: MO? Are you okay?
MO: Yes! Yes! Yes! I am perfectly fine! Hee hee hee! *bounces off walls*
Me: You have coffee this morning didn't you?
MO: *freezes* No… *hides espresso behind back*
Me: Give it.
MO: *sighs and hands me the coffee*
Me: *throws it in the trash*
MO: Hey! I wasn't done with that!
Me: What did you expect me to do with it?
MO: Save it for after the show!
Me: Whatever. What was the prank anyway? *picks up card and gasps*
MO: Gadget? Gadget where'd you go!
Roxy: AGH! Get off!
Me: NO! *hugs Roxy tighter*
MO: Gadget did you have coffee too?!
Me: No! I just really wanted someone to do a prank like this! *lets go of Roxy*
Roxy: Okay, so for all of you who are probably still lost. I wrote that we should dress Kaoru up as a girl, telling him he had a date, only to find out later, that his date is Hikaru!
Me and MO: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: I'm so excited!
MO: Me too! Hikaru's face when he sees Kaoru will be priceless!
Roxy: That's the idea!
Me: I call dressing Kaoru up!
MO: Aww dang it! I wanted to do that!
Me: You can be the cameraman!
Roxy: And what will I do?
Me: You're gonna tell Hikaru about his blind date.
Roxy: But he might recognize me from Ouran Dares!
Me: Don't worry! We're both going to wear disguises.
MO: What will the date be anyway?
Roxy: I never thought about that… something really super romantic!
Me: I know! A picnic at the park at sunset!
MO: Awwwwwwww! That's so beautiful! *gets hearts in her eyes*
Me: Okay! You guys work on getting the picnic ready and I'll go pick out Kaoru's outfit!
-A few minutes later-
Me: You guys done?
MO: Yes! Come see!
Me: Okay, nice, I like the candles… but…
Roxy: What?
Me: What's with the food choice?
MO: They like spicy food, and Italian food! The pink lemonade was just to add to the theme of a park picnic.
Me: But kung pao chicken and garlic bread?
Roxy: I know how to make garlic bread…
MO: And I know how to make kung pao chicken.
Me: It's just… an interesting combination.
Roxy: Well little miss confident, lets see what you chose for Kaoru to wear!
Me: *moves to show outfit*
Roxy and MO: *gasp*
MO: Gadget…
Me: Yeah?
MO: …
Roxy: MO?
MO: …ORANGE SKINNY JEANS, AND BLACK HEELED BOOTS!! EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Me: I knew you'd be happy about that.
Roxy: But seriously Gadget this is fantastic. I mean the strapless orange top with the light blue jacket and orange headband with the long red wig is perfect!
Me: *bows* Thank you! Now we have to pick out our disguises.
-A few minutes later-
Me: MO? Are you completely sure these are the only wigs we had left?
MO: Positive.
Roxy: Well, then I guess I'll take the purple one. *grabs long curly purple wig*
Me: I would prefer the green wig anyway *grabs pony tailed bright green wig*
MO: Alright people! Lets move out!
-At the Hitachiin estate-
MO: Okay Roxy, go and knock on Hikaru's door and me and Gadget will hide behind here.
Roxy: Okay. *walks up to Hikaru's door and knocks on it.
Hikaru: Uh, hello?
Roxy: Hi! Someone sent me here to tell you that you have a blind date tonight at this address *writes down address* at 7:00 p. m. Be there.
Hikaru: Wait! How do I know its not some psycho. Your hair being like that isn't the best reassurance.
Roxy: *sigh* You know them, and they aren't psychotic. I would say you were actually friends with them. Alright?
Hikaru: Fine. But if I get jumped, I'm sending my people after you. *shuts door*
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Well don't worry, I don't think he's gonna send people after you! Hopefully!
Roxy: *glares* Well now its your turn! Kaoru's door is right over there! *points*
Me: Fine! Get this on camera MO!
MO: Gotcha.
Me: *knocks on door*
Kaoru: Uh… hi?
Me: Guess what? You have a date tonight.
Kaoru: With you?
Me: No! But its with someone you know. He's really been anticipating this.
Kaoru: It's a guy?
Me: Problem?
Kaoru: Uh… I, uh…
Me: Of course there isn't. Now come on, I need to make you look pretty.
Kaoru: What?!
Me: He wants you to look appealing! Is that so wrong? *pushes Kaoru back through the door and closes it*
-An hour or two later-
Me: *walks out*
MO: What took you so long?!
Me: You can't rush perfection!
Roxy: So how does he look?
Me: Adorable as always.
Roxy: Yay! I want to see him!
MO: You'll have to wait! We need to get to the park to set up the picnic! The twins are going to arrive there in an hour! Hurry!
-7:00 at the park-
Roxy: Where are they?!
MO: They're late!
Me: It's seven on the dot you guys!
Roxy: Ooh! Look there's Hikaru!
Hikaru: *walks up to picnic blanket and sits down*
Me: Kaoru should be here any minute… guys? Guys? What're you looking at?
Roxy and MO: *staring off in the distance with hearts in their eyes*
MO: Kaoru's here.
Roxy: He's so cute!
Me: I know, he always is.
Kaoru: *walks toward the picnic but freezes*
Hikaru: Kaoru?!
Kaoru: Hikaru?!
Me, MO, and Roxy: *covers mouths*
Kaoru: You set this up?!
Hikaru: I didn't! You did!
Kaoru: No I didn't!
Hikaru: Yes you did! And why'd you put spicy chicken and garlic bread as the dinner?
Kaoru: I wouldn't do something that random!
Me: *glare at MO and Roxy*
Hikaru/ Kaoru: *looks at food, then at each other*... Tamaki.
Hikaru: Well, I guess we can kill him tomorrow. Might as well make the most of this.
Kaoru: I guess.
Hikaru: Very sexy outfit by the way.
Me: *smirks*
Kaoru: *blushes*
Hikaru: You want some chicken?
Kaoru: Sure.
Hikaru: *puts a piece of chicken on fork* open wide.
MO: *beams*
Kaoru: *opens mouth*
Hikaru: *feeds chicken to him* … You wore lip gloss too?
Kaoru: *blushes again* Y-yes.
Hikaru: Is it flavored?
Kaoru: I'm not sure.
Hikaru: Let me find out. *lightly presses his lips to Kaoru's*
Roxy: *gasps*
Me and MO: *eyes widen*
Hikaru/ Kaoru: *kiss harder*
Me and MO: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Roxy: SHUT UP! *lunges for us*
Hikaru/ Kaoru: *break apart* What was that? *turn to look at us*
Roxy: Heh heh hi.
Me: Surprise.
MO: *pathetically shoots confetti*
Hikaru/ Kaoru: What the hell is going on?!
Me: Um.. Funny story actually…
Kaoru: I know you! You're the lady that dressed me like this!
Hikaru: *points to Roxy* And aren't you the woman that told me to come here?
Roxy and Me: *nods* But we aren't really who you think we are. *takes off wigs*
Hikaru: RockerGirl0709?!
Roxy: *laughs nervously* Hey guys…
Kaoru: *looks at me* Don't we know you from somewhere?
Me: NO! No not at all!
Hikaru: And who's that girl? *looks at MO*
Me: Oh right. She's the one that has been recording this.
Hikaru/ Kaoru: You got that on tape?!
Me: *nods quickly* You were punked.
Roxy: Ta- dah!
Hikaru/ Kaoru: We were what?!
MO: Yeah! And this was the best punk yet!
Me: HA! By a long stretch!
Hikaru/ Kaoru: You guys you need to take that film out!
Me: No can do. You're live right now.
Hikaru/ Kaoru: Agh!
Roxy: And now its time for your interview!
Hikaru/ Kaoru: Interview?
Me: Yes! Now, Hikaru what did you think when you saw Kaoru in that outfit.
Hikaru: I thought he was hot.
Kaoru: Hikaru!
Hikaru: Well its true!
MO: EEEEEE!!
Roxy: And now the question that probably is on all the yaoi fan girls minds… Did you like kissing each other, and will you do it again?!
Hikaru: Well of course we liked it! But we only like to do it when we're alone. So no. We'll wait 'til we're home to do anymore of that!
Me: EEEEEEE! Okay! Okay! Go home! Have your fun!
Hikaru: Thanks. *grabs Kaoru's wrist and runs towards the parking lot*
Roxy: *squeals* Best. Episode. Ever.
MO: So true.
Me: Yes, but sadly it must come to an end. We'll see you next time folks! This time we'll have our first special guest!
Roxy: Yes!
MO: Sayonara!
