Sooo . . . I didn't think I would have to write a second chapter for this.

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Oh god, I'm not sure if I wanna laugh at myself for how I just went poof and left, feel guilty or . . . a bit scared how much Naruto fanfiction I read. xD Now~ Since I'm wanting to add to my favorite OC characters story in the world of Yu Yu Hakusho, let's bring her back~!


Footsteps echoed across the wooden floor of the stage, a teenage girl stepped into the spotlight with a childish grin and a glint of mischief in her vibrant green eyes. Her hair had grown to reach her waist, pulled into a single braid over one shoulder. Raising her left hand, she silenced the audience waiting, each holding their breath to hearing the young female's words.

"I'M BACK!" She shouted, out, her grin turning wicked, eyes widen and a laugh slipping from her lips. The crowd roared to life.

Reaching behind the curtain behind her, the favored girl pulled Poison from her hiding spot, her once long curly hair cut short and bleached blonde. "I'm sure some of you are curious where I've been, what I've been doing, what the hell was Poison doing that was so important as to no update!" Murmured agreements came from off stage as Poison adjusted her glasses, giving a small smile. Dylan grinned, shaking her shoulders violently.

"Well well? What do you have to say for yourself, boss?"

"Errr . . ." Poison cleared her throat. "I've been dealing with quite a few things actually so-"
"Let's just cut you off and go to the CHART OF REASONS!"

The curtain was swiped aside, showing a bright colored, badly drawn chart. Dylan hid the markers behind her back as she read out loud.

"Poison's baby sister had been born two years ago, she got hit with a bad case of depression and became suicidal, she was failing school, she was attacked by plot bunnies that refused to be written, a lot of self issues with own sexuality, and lots of little things." A frown appeared on our favorite girls face. "That was only the first year of being gone. Second year had a lot of drama, lots of emotional, physical, and mental pain, and more problems with school."

Poison smiled. "I finally have my grades up though in a new school as a senior in high school, I have someone very important to me who makes me happy, I have my ideas a bit more under control, I'm . . . still horrible in organization and on Christmas Eve I was given another baby sister."

As the girls were about to turn to the crowd, a random user stood, shouting. "WHERE IS THE RANDOMNESS?" Dylan cupped her hands over her mouth. "SHUDDUP BEFORE I FEED YOU TO THE CANNIBALIST COWS! THEIR CANADIAN I WARN YOU!"

Poison sweat dropped.

"Randomness will be in the story updates I do for What The? And Not Again!. I'll be adding some other stories as well, mainly the TRC pairing Kurofai and perhaps a Sherlock Holmes story or two~ Again, I'm sorry about the long wai-"

"You didn't say sorry to begin with!"

" . . . I made you, I can destroy you."

" . . . I LOOOOOVE YOU BOSS!"

"Of course you do. . . ."

". . . Can I have world domination now?"


x3 Hopefully I'll have a new chapter written for What The? At least by this weekend~ This is the final two weeks of this semester/quarter so I have a bit of testing and projects along with a cold. x-x Thank you though, for those who still read this junk after all these years~ ;w;