Professor Layton Questioning Session: The Rebirth!


Gatita walks in eating cereal. "Alright guys! It's day one, and we got work to do!"

Luke yawned, entering the room. He rubbed sleep out of his eyes, whilst taking a seat. "What's for breakfast?" He slurred.

"Your soul."

Luke jumped. "W-what!"

Gatita giggled. "Just kidding! Flora has the kitchen today."

Luke paled and rubbed his stomach. "On second thought, I'm not to hungry."

Descole walked in next and plopped down on the couch. He was dressed in his normal attire, mask and all. "I just want you to know how much I despise you." He said, pouring himself a glass of wine.

"Isn't it to early for that?" Gatita raised a brow.

He took a small sip before answering. "It's always a good time, for the right wine." If he didn't wear a mask, anyone could have sworn he winked at her.

"Uh. Okay then! I'm just going to see if Clive got the mail."

Clive walked in with a hand full of letters. "You've got mail." he said in a bored tone.

She glomped him. "Why thank you Clive!" She took the letters, sat down in her chair and started opening them. "Hahaha!"

Clive gave her an unsure look. "What did it say?"

Gatita grinned. "I'll tell you as soon as everyone gets down here."

"I'm guessing they've arrived?" Layton walked in. A tired Emmy and Flora followed suit.

"Yep. And all the characters I care about are awake, so I'm ready to get started!"

Clive poked her shoulder. "Quick question. What if you get a letter for someone who isn't here?"

"Easy! We go pick them up! In the Laytonmobile!"

"You will NOT use my car!" Layton denied.

"Le sigh. Okay. Prepare yourselves. Here is the first letter!"

I'm the first (not the worst) Nice! Anyway good Idea My last question thing never got answered so Glad you started thisback up again so here's the questions

Clive and Flora: (I am a recent fan) What happened when escaping in the unwound future?

Emmy: Pick one Layton or Descole?

Layton: If the drunk story is not finished (although I understanf if it's not) then you Sir are NOT a true gentleman

Oh yeah those are the truths

Now for the Dares

Layton: I dare you to pick any one of the Characters in your game (that's still alive) and go on a date with them

Flora: Cook for some one anyone

Person Flora cooks for: Eat it!

SO I'll be back with more

-SoapyWhisk

Gatita chuckled. "And I am happy to make you happy, SoapyWhisk. Flora! Clive! You guys are up!"

Clive defyly crossed his arms. "Absolutely nothing happened. We simply ran away to safety."

Gatita raised a brow. "And ran away into a hotel room. What does THAT sound like?"

Flora blushed. "Erm... nothing like that happened."

"So what did happen?"

They looked at each other unsurely. "Um..." They said symultaniously.

Layton glared at Clive. "You better not have tried anything."

"Protective father for the win! Okay Emmy! Layton or Descole?"

"Definately Layton!" She stated proudly.

"So Layton. About that drunk story?" Gatita tilted her head with a cheshire grin. "It wouldn't be gentlemenly for you deny the request of a reviewer."

Layton went stiff. "I-I have no idea what your talking about."

"Yes he does."

"Luke! Say another word and your grounded!"

"..."

Gatita's ears folded back. "Ouch." Then grinned. "We'll get the truth out of him eventually! Anyways. Choose someone to go on a date with!"

Layton: "How could I force a lady to accompany me? It wouldn't be very gentlemenly of me."

Emmy jumps around and waves her arms around wildly. "Me! Me! Pick me!"

"Erm... okay. Emmy." He pointed at her.

Gatita snapped snapped her fingers and Emmy was replaced with Descole.

Emmy appeared where Descole was sitting, holding a glass of wine. "What just happened?"

An argument and threats of blackmail later:

Layton and Descole sat out in the backyard. They were surrounded by beautiful flowers. At the table they say at, was their lobster dinner and a glass of whine. They would have had tea, but Descole didn't stop complaining. (get it? because he was wineing!)

"I feel awkward." He admitted.

"As do I. Are you going to eat that?" Layton said.

Staring at them out the window, Luke had a camcorder and Emmy was taking pictures.

Flora taps Luke's shoulder. "Hey Luke! I was dared to cook for someone. So I chose you!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

And was dragged into the kitchen against his will.

Gatita: "While she's cooking, here's the next letter!"

HOORAYS, I CAN TALK TO PEEPLES NOW! WOOPEE! -dances-

Hokay, for my dear idol, Layton. What is:

The first puzzle you ever did?

The least gentlemanly thing you ever did?

And tell us bout the day you got your awesome hat. :D

EMMY!

Where'd you learn to kick ass so badly?

LUKE!

In the Specter's Flute, you look unimaginably bored inbetween cutscenes. Why? :/

Okies, I'm done. Oh, and one more -explodes on Inspector Jakes-

-DudeguyD

"How dare you explode on him before me! Anyways, Layton, your up!"

"Hmm. My first puzzle?" He thought for a moment. "It would have to be one in a coloring book I had, when I was but a toddler. I can't remember if it was the maze, the picture matching, or the riddle. Hmm. So many puzzles..."

"And the least gentlemenly thing?" Gatita asked.

His eyes snapped open. "Erm... taking off my hat?" He tried.

She glared at him. "Okay... tell us about the day you got your hat."

Layton sighed wistfully. "It was a gift from Claire. The last gift I would ever recieve from her. She told me not to take it off, and I've worn it since. I even went out to buy this coat to match it."

"Okay! Emmy!"

She stood proudly with a fist up. "My uncle taught me everything I know! I was a young girl, and he wanted me to learn how to protect myself."

"Okay. Luke!"

Luke dragged his feet in from the kitchen. "Oh god. I think I ate an alien and its about to pop out my chest." He gagged. "Or not!" He ran towards the bathroom.

A few minutes Later

Gatita was rubbing his back. "Better?"

"Y-yeah... I probably looked bored because, I was kind of a rich kid then. My life was never really exciting and even have to admit, I was pretty serious for my age."

Flora and Clive: "You were rich too?"

Gatita turned to Layton. "You adopt alot of kids with wealthy backgrounds dude."

I'm too lazy to log-in on my account =A= Anyway...

Can I ask three truths to Layton and Descole? :D

To Layton: There are no more puzzles in the world...what would you do? :3 (even if this statement reminded me of one XD)

To Descole: Would you be insulted if I told you that you look like a pirate phantom puppy? because...I tried imagining you as a puppy wearing your mask and muffler and boa and cape...you looked so cute w

and to both of them: What do you think of DescoLay? If you want to...I'll show a pic XD

DARES:

Luke and Flora: I dare you two to wear each other's clothes XD Luke would be wearing the dress and Flora would be wearing...whatever Luke wears :D

Clive: I dare you to spill tea on the Professor :DDD I want to see how he reacts :P

-deathfox13

Layton gasped. "No more puzzles! What madness do you speak off! There will always be puzzles in the world."

Gatita: "As long as you don't solve them all."

"..."

"Descole! Your up!"

Descole takes a minute to read the letter. "I honestly don't know if I should feel insulted. On one hand, you think I'm as irrisitable as a-"

"Dude. I don't think they meant-"

"Quiet! I'm still talking! Ah-hem! On the other, such frivolous words would have you beheaded, if you were one of my personal servants. I'll let you take my words as you wish." He sips his wine quietly.

"And what do you both think of DescoLay?" Gatita grins.

Descole grimaces and Layton pulls his hat down over his eyes. "I think we've had enough... DescoLay for today." Layton said.

Gatita's tail wags happily with starry eyes. "What about tomorrow?"

DescoLay- I mean!- Descole and Layton: "NO!"

Gatita: "Show the pic! Show the pic!"

Emmy: "Show the pic! Show the pic!"

Everyone looks at Emmy.

"What? I'm a photographer! I love looking at pictures!"

The catgirl rubbed her hands together evilly. "Okay! Time for dares! Flora! Luke! Time to strip!" She stalks up to them very creepy like.

Luke and Flora shivered in fear as her shadow overlaped them.

Five Minutes Later

Flora wore a blue long-sleeved sweater, with a white dress shirt underneath; the collar and a red button showing. She wore viridian green shorts with the suspenders down, and black dress shoes with white socks. Her hair was down, and wore Luke's signiture newsboy cap.

"I feel silly." She blushed.

"I feel worse." Luke muttered, his face beet red from embarressment.

He wore an orange dress, the white hems dragging on the floor from how short he was. There was a red ribbon tied around his waist, and on his head. He wore long black boots, which weren't even visible, and the red frills, on the white sleeve coming from a shirt under the dress, swayed everytime her moved.

"I'm glad Arianna isn't here to see this." He muttered in shame. Then there was a flash. "E-Emmy!" He cried out in shock.

Emmy snickered. "What? I'm sure your girlfriend would just love to see what you've been up to!"

Luke jumped at her. "Give me that camera!"

Emmy held it just above his reach. "Sorry pipsqueek!"

During this commotion, Layton and Clive just stared.

Clive: "Are they always like this?"

Layton: "Everyday."

Descole sneakily tapped Clive's shoulder and handed him a boiling hot cup of tea. He had a very large grin.

"By the way Professor."

"Yes?" Layton aked, eyes not moving from the scene.

"Oops."

"HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT!" The archeologist had jumped from his feet and stayed jumping around, trying to cool his new leg burns. "CLIVE! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!"

"Descole made me do it." He smirked.

Meanwhile, a very content Jean was laughing his ass off across the room.

Dare for Clive: eat Flora's cooking and compliment it

Truth for Clive: Do you like Flora~?

Enjoy~

- Hanaakarii

"I am NOT going to-"

Flora appears infront of him with a fresh made batch of green cookies. "Look! I baked cookies! I made these especially for you!" She looked at him with happy eyes.

Clive gulped. "W-why are they green?"

"Because of the pickles, silly!" She said like it was most obvious thing in the world.

Clive tentatively picked up a cookie and took a bite. It was crunchy, sour and the inside of the cookie felt slippery and oily, like fish. He swallowed, leaving a spicy after taste.

Flora's eye twinkled with hope. "Did you like it?"

"Honestly Flora... it was one of the most interesting things I ever tasted."

"Hooray! I'm gonna make six more batches just for you!" She merrily skipped into the kitchen.

Clive fainted. Clive lost his wallet to a wild Luke. Clive whited out.

Gatita: "I don't think he'll stomach your last question right now. On to the next!"

That was so funny... And that was only the intro! I can't wait for more!

(I hope I do this right-) I have a dare for Clive:

You must go to hell- FANGIRL HELL, that is!

He could be chained to a wall while you release a load of crazy fangirls on him. And just for fun he could be stuck in a Naruto costume!

-XxJessalinAtaroxX

Clive slowly awoke. He looked around to find himself in a dungeon, wearing a Naruto cosplay outfit. "What in the-"

"Hello there, big boy~"

Clive looked up to see his worst nightmare: Rabid fangirls. Millions of them. With whips and chains. (Sorry, just had to add that ;D)

The alpha fangirl spoke. "Lets get him, girls!"

"Oh god!" Clive tried to make a run for it, but found he was leashed to the wall. A steel collar around his neck, attached to a chain. He yanked at it, but couldn't break it.

In the end, he was fangirl food.

Several girls pinned his arms and legs down, seductively stroking them. He tried to thrash, but couldn't with the weight of so many people. He closed his eyes, preparing for his sealed fate. He could hear the sound of them slicing his shirt open and leaving kisses all over his chest. He opened his eyes in time to see the alpha reach for his belt.

BACK UPSTAIRS everyone was quiet. No one really knew how to respond to what just happened.

Gatita on the other hand, was estatic! "I love this reviewer!" She kissed the letter over and over again.

Layton tipped his hand in uncertainty. "Did she really mean for you to do THAT to Clive?"

"Dude. After 'chained to wall' his fate was sealed!" She went back to cuddling the letter. "I am so framing this!" She left the room to do so.

Layton sighed. "We can only hope we don't get anything like tha-" He turned to see Luke not by his side. "Luke?"

Descole pointed toward the dungeon. "He went that way."

Layton worriedly got up and went down the dark hall. There he saw Luke eves dropping by pressing an ear towards the door. Layton facepalmed. Of course Luke would be curious!

Luke's form went rigid as he heard... certain sounds. He blushed and turned away, seeing his mentor. "Hey Professah." He greeted.

"Is your curiousity satisfied?" The elder man asked.

"Yes." And he followed him back.

Back in the room, Gatita read the next dare. "Oh! Good thing your here Luke! This ones for you!"

Luke froze up.

Question to Luke-How come you can talk to animals?

Come on tell me I love super powers are stuff.

-Twyla Star-beam

Luke sighed in relief. "Um. I was just born with it, I guess. I've always had this strange connection with animals."

Descole chuckled evilly. "Oh, how I would love to pick your brains."

Luke shreiked and ran behind the Professor. "Descole!"

Q for Descole: Did you know Layton before the events of the Last Spectre? If so, please elaborate!

Dare for Layton: You have to be very ungentlemanly and break wind in public!

-Professsaaaaah

Descole gave a dark chuckle. "Of course I do, but I refuse to tell you with said man in the room. I'd rather keep him and his companions in the dark about all that, though." He sipped his wine. "Tis a shame, really. He can't even figure it out."

Gatita: "What are you? His gay boyfriend he had when he was drunk?"

Descole: "YOU INSOLENT BRAT! HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING TO ME!"

Luke snickered.

Descole: "Shut up! Your in a dress!"

Luke stopped snickering.

Gatita stood up. "Okay! Layton! With me!"

Layton shook his head. "Oh no! You cannot talk me into this!"

Molentary Express Train Station

"How did she talk me into this..."

Gatita within a distance from him, with a nose plug. "Let it rip." She whispered.

Layton crossed his arms. "There is no way I'm-"

Pbbbbbbbt~

Layton tipped his hat to covor all his red face as he power walked out of there. Everyone was looking at each other.

"Damn! Who cut the cheese!"

Back at the house

Layton had refused to look at anyone, and sat down quietly.

Descole smirked. "Have fun, my gentlemanly adversary?"

"Be quiet Descole."

There were footsteps of someone else walking in: Clive's. He wore is original clothes, which looked to have wrinkles from people gripping it. His hair was a complete mess, going in every direction. There were pink and red kiss marks all over his face and neck. There also, what looked to be, rope burns on his wrist.

Luke wrinkled his nose. "Why do you smell like-"

Clive whipped his head to glare at the boy so fast, Luke nearly jumped out of his skin. "Don't. Say. Anything."

Luke gulped and turned away.

Gatita clasped her hands together with a loud clap. "Well this day was fun! I hope you guys get a good nights sleep and feel refreshed for another cluster of letters tomorrow!"

Everyone groaned.

Leave a truth, dare or general question, but mostly dares! Until next time!