Chapter 2

Luffy was adjusting the glasses and cutlery on the main table when ChoChou, the owner's dog barked. The car from 80's, typical for wedding parties arrived the property. It restrained suddenly. The young waiter raised the eyebrow. The driver was clearly in a bad mood. ChouChou ran away to his doghouse, probably already sensing bad news.

The old man went out of the car. He opened the back door. The tall man in afro exited the vehicle as fast as he could. The old man suddenly jumped inside and started to pull and yank with the other man inside.

"No! Ugh! No!" Luffy heard man's yells.

The old man attacked again and this time a scrawny man with black curly hair and long, broken nose fall out of the car and violently hit the ground. The man with dyed green hair left the vehicle and the only one left was a guy on the front seat. He nervously looked at the old man and his victim, as he started nibbling his nails.

Luffy decided it was the high time to say something. He amended his tie and spoken up.

"Why are you, gentlemen, so early. The party was supposed to start at three." he said trying to sound politely just like Sanji taught him.

"Fuck off!" said the old man.

Luffy winced a bit and looked at the long nosed man.

"Usually such entertainment we have at the end." he muttered.

Older man's mood didn't change.

"How many times I must repeat?! Are you some kind of a moron?!"

Luffy inhaled slowly. He wasn't supposed to punch clients. Even the rude ones.

"Nice place." said the man with dyed hair as he took off his glasses.

"You wanna switch?" Luffy asked him maybe a bit too bitterly. Both he and Sanji had recently some problems and they could tell this 'party' will be a royal pain in the ass.

Speaking about Sanji, he needed to know the guests arrived.

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Garp looked at the two man in white.

"I don't think we know each other. I'm Monkey D. Garp." he said and hand out his hand into greeting manner.

"Roronoa Zoro." greeted the one with dyed hair.

"Brook Bones." said the tall one.

"Anyway, thank you for your help, gentlemen. I don't think I would manage with this piece of crap" he said as he pointed his shoe at the scrawny man on the ground. "Little mongrel, yet he managed to resist for a good few minutes."

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Usopp was in the church. On the ground. Kicked and beat like an animal.

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"I spent half of the day on waxing them and they're already dull." said Garp as he looked at his shoes.

"Please! It's some kind of bloody misunderstanding!" the man on the ground said weakly yet forcefully. He felt dizzy from all the beating he got today.

"Shut up!" said Garp "You're lucky that they didn't break, punk." he said still talking about his footwear. "Do you have an idea how much did they cost me?"

"Nice footgear." said Brook who just looked at the attire. He always liked the wear something stylish.

"From Red Line. And they look like they're from South Blue, don't they?"

"I said it's a misunderstanding!" Usopp yelled this time.

"Shut your whore mouth!"

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Luffy went inside the room. Dadan, the older charwoman of Baratie was just ironing her working uniform.

"Where are Patty and Carne?" Luffy asked her. He knew her for like forever.

"You are supposed to knock." she hissed.

"Sanji says you are only supposed to knock pretty ladies." he said in all his obliviousness.

The other waiter just went inside the room. Dadan shot him an angry look.

"Idiot!"

"Dadan, please." Sanji said as he crossed his arms. "The 'guests' just arrived and they are not here for a party so can you tell us where are these two morons?"

"And where are usually cooks?" she asked as she rolled her eyes. "In the kitchen!"

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Chopper looked at the scenery still sitting in the car. He was wondering what he should do. He was here for a wedding, not murder.

"It does truly is a beautiful place." said the tall man. Brook as his name, wasn't it?

The green haired man, Zoro, only smiled and nodded to his friend.

"Yeah, fucking pretty." Nodded Mr Garp as he glared at the man lying on the ground. He grabbed the man up to probably took him somewhere else. Then his eyes looked at poor Chopper. He let the long-nosed to hit the ground again and went to the car.

"Get out!"

Chopper did as he was told.

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"Didn't they said they gonna stop it!" half yelled half whispered Sanji as he looked at to sleeping cooks. The bottles of beer in their hands. Silly smiles on their faces.

"And you believed them?" asked Dadan as annoyed as the other two. The two morons didn't cook anything for the party.

"We need to hide them somewhere or they gonna cook us!" decided Sanji. He couldn't let the Baratie fall. It was Zeff's treasure!

Luffy and Dadan nodded as they started moving the bodies. Luffy took Carne piggyback while the other two employees grabbed Patty's hands and feet.

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Garp looked at his den-den mushi.

"He's not picking it up." he muttered.

"I think I saw Mr Ace fell down." said Brook who was walking alongside him.

"Wasn't he hit with something?" said Chopper as he and Zoro carried still nose-bleeding Usopp. Said man was dragged roughly with his legs wiping the ground.

"Yeah, with this big candle." nodded Zoro "What is it called... umm... this..."

"Em..." Chopper hadn't any clue either.

"The paschal candle..." muttered Usopp weakly.

As he heard man's voice, Garp turned around and yelled.

"You was supposed to shut the fuck up!"

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At the same time Luffy, Sanji and Dadan were moving two sleeping cooks.

"Right!" they heard the deep voice of Roronoa Zoro "The Paschal. And then he disappeared from my sight since everyone was jumping on him. Then he was carried out by this blond one."

The three Baratie workers looked at each other panicly and started moving to the other side. They couldn't let the customers see these two morons like that.

"Ah, yes. Dragon. My blood." nodded Garp who just entered the room. On the other side of the wall Sanji breath with relief.

After Garp the other three dragged Usopp inside. When they let him go he rolled under the billiard table that was standing in the middle of the room. He was safe here. For now.

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A/N: Couldn't help myself and next chapter is already up. This story gonna be updated a lot. I can feel you're gonna have a lot of questions like: 'What did Usopp do?', 'Why Dragon has a blond hair. Shouldn't it be Sabo?' and others. Everything is gonna be discovered in next chapters. I plan to post the whole story till next Wednesday.