Chapter 2

Moonikeins,

I am extremely well, just being driven bonkers by the family. Your timing (or rather, Hoot's) was, as always, impeccable. Hoot landed on the breakfast table, in the middle of the eggs, spilling them all over the table and on dear mum's dress! I still don't know whether to congratulate you on annoying mum, or sulk because you made me lose my eggs (sob!).

Now, onto more Sirius matters (stop rolling your eyes, Mooncakes)! You invented something that can stop the prattling of the snakes? Sweet! I knew there was a reason why I condescended to talk to you in first year. Who is Wendelin the Weird, by the way? And what made you think I would be interested in her burning history? And how did she stay alive while burning (might use it for pranks)? You do read such odd stuff, Moons! Of course I won't write my essay! How dare you suggest otherwise! And you know I always tell you about my troubles. Relax! I am in one piece. Even I have forgotten my last girlfriend's name. Must be Zora, you're better with names. Have you told Prongs about my detention? Please, please, don't! He'll murder me, a thousand times over! I bloody hate Flitwick! Why doesn't he understand the importance of Quidditch?! Merlin's soggy underpants! Prongs will never forgive me! Do not tell him, at any cost.

I am sending you some of Honeyduke's best chocolates. Enjoy them! I really feel guilty about the full moon. You will be so alone! I will figure out some way to be there with you, see if I don't!

LOOOOVVVEEEEEE,

The one and only

Padfoot a.k.a Sirius!