My Little Pony is owned by Hasbro and Shrek the musical is owned by Dreamworks
(Outside World) (Singing)
Twilight:Once apon a time there was a little dragon named Shrek who...
Sparks(annoyed):There was a dragon named Shrek?
Rarity smacks Sparks behind the head.
Sparks:Ow! Sorry.
Twilight:Anyway he lived in a cave with his parents in the mountains. It wasn't a cozy place but he was happy because dragons don't like cozy places. On his seventh birthday his parents sat him down to talk just as other dragons had done for thousands of years.
A mama dragon and a Papa dragon sat down in front of a baby dragon version of Sparks.
Mama Dragon:Listen son you growing up so quickly. Growing up bigger by the day.
Papa Dragon:Even though we want you here. The rules are very clear.
Mama Dragon:Now your seven.
Papa Dragon:Now your seven.
Mama and Papa Dragon:So it's time...To go away!
Papa Dragon:Your mama packed you a sandwich for your trip.
Mama Dragon:Your papa packed your boots in case of snow.
Mama and Papa Dragon:You're gonna make us proud. No backing out allowed.
Mama Dragon:Just keep walking.
Papa Dragon:Just keep walking.
Mama and Papa Dragon:And you'll find somewhere to go. It's a big bright beautiful world. With happiness all around. It's peaches and cream. And every dream comes true. But not for you. It's a big bright beautiful world. With possibilities all around. And just around the ben there's a friend or two. But not for you.
Thebaby dragon version of Sparks began to head out of the cave with a suitcase on his back.
Mama Dragon:We're ugly son so living life is harder. Ponies fear what they cannot understand.
The baby dragon is walking through the forest and sees a pony with a basket. The pony sees the baby dragon and runs away screaming.
Papa Dragon:And when they look at us they tend to make a fuss.
Mama Dragon:Burn our houses down.
Papa Dragon:And chase us off our land. It's important that you find a cozy mountain.
Mama Dragon:A place where no one ever dares to tread.
Mama and Papa Dragon:And if they happen by. Be sure you terrify them.
Mama Dragon:If you don't son.
Papa Dragon:If you don't son.
Mama and Papa Dragon:Then you'll surely wind up dead.
Mama Dragon:Goodbye!
Papa Dragon:Goodbye!
Mama Dragon:Watch out for ponies with pitchforks!
Twilight:And so the little dragon found a nice cave on top of a tall mountain. Far away from any pony village and he stayed there for many years. Tucked away and all alone. Which is just the way he liked it.
We cut to another cave on top of a steep mountain where Sparks(Shrek)walks out of and takes a very deep breath.
Sparks(Shrek):Keep your big bright beautiful world. I'm happy where I am all alone. I got all I need so read the stink-en sign. Keep your big bright beautiful world. I party on my own any way. Doing what I can with a one dragon conga line. Yeah your big bright beautiful world is all teddy bears and unicorns. Take your fluffy fun and shove it where the sun don't shine! I prefer a life like this it's not that complicated. Sure, I'm fated to be lonely and I'm destined to be hated. If you read the books they say it's why I was created. But I don't care, 'cause being liked is grossly overrated. Who needs a big bright beautiful world? I got my own little patch of the world! It's not a big bright beautiful world, but it's mine! Alone! It's mine! And it's mine! All mine!
Sparks(Shrek)then grabs a basket and heads out of the cave to look for food.
