I have two sisters, and they kept asking if they could name my future children, and then kept choosing stupid names like Moonchild and Chicken and Cloud. To shut them up, I wound up choosing names for my children. BTW, I'm not pregnant. They just want me to be. I'm only 17. But I digress. The names I chose were:
For a boy: Wakaba Macao Gildarts III and Negi Lee Naruto IX
For a girl: Kinana Evergreen Laki III and Hinata Ino Sakura VIII
I think they're great names and that my children would be proud to carry those names.
2
Welcome to Fairy Tail
Zoe and Moira peered around the edge of the door frame. "You don't know that it is Fairy Tail. They're just people dressed up as the characters. Moira!"
Moira turned, halfway through the door. "Even they aren't the real Fairy Tail, they can still tell us where we are. You heard the shopman."
Zoe went to move after her when there was a commotion inside. "What was that?!" They ducked back as Cana shoved herself away from the bar. The two girls peeked back around the doorway in time to see Cana pick up her drink and drain it, then throw the cup at someone.
"Who are you, and what do you want?" The two jumped, and turned to see Luxus standing there.
He towered over them menacingly, and Moira said, sounding like she was about to cry, "please don't hurt us."
He glanced at her, and his face softened. "Why would I hurt you?"
"Because you're really big and scary?" Moira replied. "We just got lost. We're looking for Whittlesea? Do you know how to get there?"
"Whittlesea?"
"It's a pissass tiny dot on the map in the middle of Victoria, Australia," Zoe supplied helpfully.
He blinked. "No. Maybe one of the others have." He strode inside, and conversations fell silent. "Anyone know where we can find a place called Whittlesea? It's in-" He turned to Zoe.
"It's in Australia. We kind of really need to get home."
"Never heard of it," Wakaba said, then glanced at Macao, who shook his head.
"So the two of you are from this Australia place?" Cana asked. "Is that why you sound funny?"
"I guess so," Zoe said. "Where are we?"
"This is Fairy Tail," Luxus said.
"As in the guild?" Moira asked.
"You've heard of us?" Macao asked.
"Sort of."
"What do you mean?"
"Where we're from, Fairy Tail is an anime, a T.V. show about a guild called Fairy Tail. We thought we were in some sort of giant Fairy Tail convention."
"Still do," Zoe muttered. Moira shot her a look.
Everyone stared at them.
"So the two of you came to Earthland through some kind of portal and now you can't get home? And in your world, Fairy Tail is a manga/anime about this guild?" Makarov asked.
"Yes," Moira said.
"So we're famous there?" he asked, stroking his chin thoughtfully.
"It might be best if we focus here," Luxus said.
"Hmmm. This is like the Edolas trouble all over again," Charle said.
"Only in reverse this time," Wendy added.
"We need to get home," Moira said, brining the conversation back to more important things.
"So why come to Fairy Tail?" Makarov asked.
"We didn't mean to. We just started walking east and eventually wound up here. Also, our phones don't work."
Zoe went to say something, but was interrupted by someone yelling, "I'm back!"
Natsu Dragneel stood there in all his scarved splendor, face covered in black marker.
"We're also back," Gray said, walking up behind him.
Natsu looked at him. "What do you think you're doing, you pervert? You can't even keep your clothes on coming home."
"What did you say, you freak?"
"He's right, Gray" Lucy sighed, walking past them and slumping down, face on the table. "We just got home, and you're completely naked. I think it's a new record for you. Congratulations."
Zoe and Moira grinned at each other, trying not to laugh. "Natsu," Mira said. "You have stuff on your face."
"What?" She held up a mirror, and Natsu immediatly turned to Gray. "Was this you? Do you think this is funny, you attention-seeking, underwear freak show?"
Gray, once again dressed, shook his head and pointed to Happy. "It was his idea." Happy gaped at him."And what do you mean by attention-seeking, you hotheaded moron?"
"Why else would a person strip down to his underwear?"
"It sounds to me like your asking for it."
"Nastu. Gray." Erza lomed up behind them. They paled. "Make an effort to get along. At least when we have guests."
They looked over. "Guests?"
"Yes, guests. This is Zoe and Moira. They've come to Fairy Tail with the hope that we can get them home."
"Where abouts is home?" Gray asked, while Natsu scrutinised them.
"We don't know. It sounds like they came through an Anima."
"Like with Edolas?"
Natsu stepped back, head cocked to the side with a perplexed expression on his face. "They smell different to Edolas."
"What do you mean by that?" Gray leant in and sniffed Zoe, who turned scarlet. "They smell normal enough to me."
Gajeel walked over and did the same. "Salamander's right. Something about them smells strange."
Moira, who had been trying not to laugh at her friend, muttered, "this whole smelling us thing is getting vaguely uncomfortable."
"Sorry."
"What do you suggest we do about this?" Erza asked Makarov.
He pondered this. "I think it might be a good idea to have these two girls take those who went to Edolas to the place they were when they woke up. Erza, I'm putting you in charge of this job."
"You'll help us get home?"
"Of course," Natsu grinned. "We're Fairy Tail."
